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jugglator:
“THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE MOTHERFUCKING WRONG.” He rose to his feet and took a few steps closer to the other, claws cracking as he moved the digits around.
❝ And what are you trying to accomplish with this? ❞ he asked, his voice still stern as he crossed his arms across his chest. ❝ Because if it’s to show that you’re tall and on the verge of getting arthritis, then you’ve proven that. ❞
Another year g9ne 6y, it seems. N9thing t99 much happening anym9re, s9 I see n9 p9int in cele6rating a day like this.
@wingklipper
sup im david
im old and people sometimes call me grandpa
my favorite bodily joint is my right knee
i can still do a backflip and am the visual consistency of a string bean French sliced
sup
I have no idea what any of that means, minus the grandpa part. Why would you favor the right knee over everything else? Why isn’t your neck your favorite joint? I don’t understand that. However, you have given me some good information to go off of on you and your way of thinking.
Greetings, David. My name is Kankri Vantas, and I would rather keep it at Kankri. I’m in my twenties and my favorite bodily joints are my fingers, perhaps, along with my neck, merely because without my fingers, I wouldn’t be able to pull the trigger on my rifle, or hold a knife. Perhaps you could teach me the ways of backflipping to this.. I don’t have an analogy for what you said, but I am an albino.
jugglator:
“SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ME SOME FAYGO ALREADY. YOU’LL GET TO KNOW ME, IF YOU KEEP TESTING MY MOTHERFUCKING PATIENCE.”
❝ No. Maybe you should stop being a child and get your own things. I’m not some slave of yours or anything like that. Just because you picked me up off the street does not mean I’m yours or anything to command.. ❞
arlecchiino:
wait YEAH, I GOT MOTHERFUCKIN’ HORNS i ain’t dead or have wings or a tail though MAYBE I AM A DEMON )o: i really wanted us to be all friendly like though MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION JUST THIS ONCE and not wanna cull a motherfucker :o(
WHAT IS A CAT? they sound like a nice thing though, glad you like it WHAT KINDA STUFF YOU LIKE TO READ, BROTHER?
As you are unaware of the certain other details of a demon, I believe that you are not what one would typically call a demon. I will have to do some research in order to fully understand exactly what you are, I hope you do not mind. We can still be friendly and the like, however, if my research does lend itself to tell me that you are a demon, I might have to change my demeanor upon your person. This is nothing against you, however, I want you to remember that, but against the nature of a demon. I do not understand what you mean by cull, but that’s a little strange.
Either way, a cat is a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed over the course of their evolution and humans’ evolution. Sometimes, they’re kept as comfort animals for humans that are alone and need the emotional support of an animal.
For what I enjoy reading, I would have to say that they are biographies and historical events mostly. What I read else is my business alone, I hope you understand, as it’s not meant to be rude that I do not talk about those novels, but they are a personal like of mine and I have been made fun of for speaking about enjoying them, which is why I wish to not talk about those books in great detail.
I now have a hole in my favorite sweater. Fantastic. Thank you, demons.
virpiisciis:
wvovw, i didn’t think youd think it was that bad
I didn’t mean it like that, Cr9nus. I meant it as.. Mm. I’m unsure. I d9n’t understand why y9u w9uld want t9 kiss me like that, even if it’s a traditi9n t9 d9 s9 under a mistlet9e, 6ut that still d9es n9t mean that it’s a thing that I am used t9. 6ut that’s 6esides the p9int as y9u did it with9ut asking first, which c9uld 6e a trigger t9 s9me9ne and y9u sh9uld learn t9 ask.
arlecchiino:
oh man, you really like to get your talk on, don’t you bro AIN’T NOTHIN’ WRONG WITH THAT THOUGH you preach your wicked psalms what you hear in your heart I CAN APPRECIATE THAT a vantas? I SEE i don’t got no pretend in me what for tryin to play like i know what a demon is MAYBE I AM ONE AND JUST AIN’T GOT MY KNOW ON ABOUT IT? i don’t think so though WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU AIN’T HUNTIN’ THOSE DEMON FUCKERS?
I don’t know, are you dead? Do you have horns, wings, and a tail and do things that are based around sin like most demons? If you have answered yes to any of the questions above, then you might have the chance that you could be a demon. If no, further questioning would be needed to determine such a fact. Regardless, we’ll come to that milestone when we do.
I don’t do much. At most, I sit at home and read or play with my cat, which is a black cat and he is rather nice. Compliments me, I’ve heard, but that’s about it, as there isn’t much that one can do when their one job is a 24/7 world security detail with a gun or knife constantly on their person in case a mission comes in or you’re jumped by a lesser and/or desperate demon.
h0nking:
wingklipper:
❝ My, my, that’s a rude way to speak, when I had been merely so kind as to introduce myself. Do demons such as yourself not have a kindness mindset? ❞ asked the small mortal.
“DO I LOOK MOTHERFUCKIN’ KIND TO YOU?BLIND ASS MOTHERFUCKER.. YOU BETTER BE BRINGIN’ SOMETHING OF WORTH OR WRINGIN’ YOUR NECK WON’T EVEN BE WORTH IT.”
The albino huffed. ❝ Excuse me? Is that really necessary? And just what what I bring to you? I see no reason why I should be worshiping you of all things. I don’t even know you and you look like a demon. ❞
@virpiisciis
This dem9n just kissed me.
@wingklipper
i don’t know if i like your url none… BUT I’M SURE IT’S ALL FINE AND GOOD AND SHIT YANNO they call a motherfucker gamzee, since that’s my name and all ONLY MAKES SENSE HAHA who’re you :o?
Ah, yes, I can see how that would cause some concern. Well, if you must know, it’s because I am a demon hunter and a demon hunter does metaphorically cut the wings off of a demon when we shoo tthem down, but unless you are a demon, then you have no reason to be scared of my url or anything of the like. Good evening, Gamzee. My name is Kankri Vantas, and I have already introduced my profession by day and night, so there’s not much else that I can say about my time and or life that could interest you in this precise moment in time. Now, if you wish to ask questions, then perhaps I can assist you in answering them if they are specifics about my life and or who I am.
yegosluga:
Yes. Plans. I have been having plans for months now and it went into motion today. But the real planning is what theme I want to go with.
Should I start the tea now? I will attempt not to comment on your attire and manners. I have changed a lot since then.
That makes sense, however, I am unsure if I can really do much of anything to help plans that you have had for a few months now. However, I will do what I can to make sure I can help you a little bit.
Tea will be great. It is rather chilly. Should I bring some that I have? Or do you have a blend that you would prefer?
h0nking:
“MOTHERFUCKER, I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR NAME.”
❝ My, my, that’s a rude way to speak, when I had been merely so kind as to introduce myself. Do demons such as yourself not have a kindness mindset? ❞ asked the small mortal.
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Hey. What’s up?
Greetings. My name is Kankri Vantas and I suppose you could say that it’s a grand night, I suppose. So many things have happened and I am unsure of how to process a lot of things, but things have happened, for good or worst, but here I am anyway. Please do me a favor and state your name, preferred pronouns and anything that could be triggering to you in case I speak of something that you do not like in the future, and, as such, can then have the knowledge to tag appropriately.
MAKE ME;;
no i wvas gonna givwe you one of those human gift things for that day you guys celebrate
.... A Christmas Present?
Y9U’RE A TWAT ;;
IF I WANTED TO CRUSH YOU ON PORPOISE THEN I WOULD HAVWE YOU DON’T KNOWV WVHAT I HAVWE PLANNED FOR YOU I ACTUALLY HAVWE SOMETHIN REELY COOL PLANNED FOR YOU
A surprise? Y9u? What? And just what is this surprise? Crushing me t9 death?
I D9N’T KN9W WHAT THAT IS 6UT I HATE IT ;;
COME ON, KANNY, 8A8E, YOU CAN’T RESTRICT ME ON MY OWVN 8EACH
JUST 8ECAUSE I ALMOST CRUSHED YOU WITH MY TAIL ONCE DOESN’T MEAN I’LL DO IT AGAIN
YES, Y9U CAN, AND Y9U WILL. CRUSHING ME WAS THE FIRST STEP IN Y9UR PLAN. I KNEW Y9U WERE 9UT T9 GET ME FR9M THE GET-G9.
