«Okay, I got one.» Werewolf said, munching on a slice of pizza. It was Halloween and they met for their annual hang out, finally free to roam the streets freely for a night. And what did they do with all that freedom? They went out to eat pizza, obviously. «What pizza do dogs eat? Puperoni.» «My turn!» Witch chirped. «What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? Slice to meet you.» Ghost raised her hand beneath the sheet she was wearing. «What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? Fold me close…» Zombie took out his notepad and scribbled with shaking hand: “How can you tell if you’re in love?”. Then added below: “If they stole a pizza your heart.” «What type of person doesn’t love pizza? A weirdough.» Skeleton offered with his chattering laugh. Everyone turned to Vampire. «It’s dumb. I’m not gonna do it.» «C’mon, Vamp! It’s Pizza Puns Time, you have to!» Witch reasoned and Vampire sighed in defeat. «What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella? I am too mature for you.» The lot laughed noisily and Vampire huffed: he hated Pizza Puns Time.











