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cohen-trevor:

“I don’t dress up, Winny.”

“Fine, be boring, whatever. You’re gonna be my date, right?”

#( trevor cohen. )#( trevor cohen 003. )#trevor: no

bennettfontaine:

“That’s alright. You can look pretty to make up for my scary.”

“I can see you driving along with a little friend in the passenger seat. Have you ever owned one before? I had a little terrier growing up. Cute as shit, except he chewed all my fucking shoes.”

“Just make sure you don’t get a chewer.”

“I’ve never had one before, but I wouldn’t be able to handle the chewing of the shoes. I’d probably need to secure all of my handbags, shoes, accessories. But maybe I could just stay away from terriers? Maybe it’s breed specific. I have no idea, but owning a dog can’t be that rough... right?”

Winny pulled out her phone, scrolling through the Google results for local animal shelters.

“Ooh. I can fill out an application online...”

#( bennett fontaine. )#( bennett fontaine 002. )#when winny adopts minnie and they have names that rhyme >>

xscarlettxcohenx:

“And I have great genetics. Doesn’t mean you should pretend the threat isn’t still there, just waiting for the next furrowed brow to freeze into place. Just. Like. That. And I say that from the heart.”

“Relax, okay, no one will get hurt. I’m not going to shoot anyone unless they deserve it.”

“Well, I know a great plastic surgeon, so I think I’ll be fine.”

“Somehow I feel like you’ll still shoot someone. You’ll find a reason. You’re kind of like Trevor in that way.”

#( scarlett cohen. )#( scarlett cohen 002. )#actually no she doesn't know :/#explain it to her rn

cohen-trevor:

“Alright, alright, fine. I’ve got a warehouse on the east side of the city you can destroy.”

“This is why you’re my favorite boyfriend.”

“I was thinking I go as Elle Woods, and you ... something sexy, mysterious, maybe a little dangerous. But not too scary.”

#( trevor cohen. )#( trevor cohen 003. )

mischiefblues

my favourite bess moments (3/??)

#okay queen!#( inspiration. )

bennettfontaine:

“Why, thank you.”

“Yeah, but I have to be pretty for work, every day. I’m tired of that. I wanna be monstrous for once! Scare some people.”

“Okay, wait— are you gonna get a little dog to be Bruiser?”

“You’re welcome, sunshine.”

"Okay... I guess I support it. Not that I really understand it, though...”

“I should, shouldn’t I? I bet there’s a cute shelter dog out there that I could adopt. I think I’d be a great dog mom.”

#( bennett fontaine. )#( bennett fontaine 002. )

xscarlettxcohenx:

“I think you’re just overthinking things. Don’t worry so much, you’ll get wrinkles.”

“Winny, let’s be real here. Even with hired security, I’d be able to handle things a lot better than most of them if not all of them if it comes down to my own safety. Besides, having a real gun will make the whole costume come together much better.”

“Well, that’s literally impossible. I have an incredible skin care routine.”

“I just don’t like guns, or people getting hurt, or blood! I think if no one brought guns, it’d be a lot safer. And your costume would look great, regardless!”

#( scarlett cohen. )#( scarlett cohen 002. )#:////

xscarlettxcohenx:

“What are you even talking about, Winny? I thought we were just having a nice conversation about the Halloween party. I don’t know what would make you say something like that.”

“Would you prefer we all be completely unprotected with our guards down? What do you think the likelihood of someone causing shit just for fun is with me packing versus me not?”

“I just... your Trevor’s little sister. I want us to be friends. Great friends. And sometimes, the way you say things confuses me.”

“Well, no, but we can hire security! It’d probably be safer that way, right?”

#( scarlett cohen. )#( scarlett cohen 002. )#winny is so off the rocker she thinks she and trevor could be married and happy one day #and she wants scarlett ot see her like a sister in law LSKJDFH

bennettfontaine:

“Any man that doesn’t forgive a smile like that is a dummy. Even if … there’s some stained furniture.”

“I was kinda thinking a dislocated jaw might be cool. Oh, see! You’d be the perfect Elle. You’ve got that natural pep n’ everything.”

“Oh, I think you’re my new favorite person, actually.”

“Dislocated jaw?! Now, why would you want to do that, Bennett? You’re very pretty! And thank you. I just need to find a killer blonde wig.”

#( bennett fontaine. )#( bennett fontaine 002. )#winny is so out of touch #she thinks everyone loves pink and cute things skjdhsf

bennettfontaine:

“Is he a neat freak? About his place? Might limit us on fake blood splatters. Or real ones.”

“Been … procrastinating. Worst comes to worst I’m just gonna be a Bratz doll. If I actually get my shit together I thought it’d be kinda cool to go all out— get some kinda gorey prosthetic?”

“What about you, Miss Hayes?”

“No, not really, I think he just ... doesn’t want anything to get messed up. Not that it would, but it’s a party, y’know? Shit happens! I do think I could be forgiven though.”

“I think a Bratz doll would be so cool! I’m not sure about the gorey prosthetic... I don’t really like scary things... but if anyone could pull it off, it’s you! I was thinking Elle Woods.”

#( bennett fontaine. )#( bennett fontaine 002. )#winny will scream loudly when she sees the prosthetics LSKDJF

xscarlettxcohenx:

“Whatever you say Winny.”

“Elle Woods, how cute. I’m thinking probably something along the lines of Lara Croft. Have an excuse to keep my gun upholstered to my thigh, you know?”

“Sometimes I think you don’t like me very much, and I’m not really sure why.”

“Hm. I don’t think it’s very well mannered to bring loaded weapons to Halloween parties.”

#( scarlett cohen. )#( scarlett cohen 002. )#LSKDHFLSKDJF

xscarlettxcohenx:

“That’s nice that you think that. I’m sure whatever you put together will sure be an event, then.”

“Do you already have plans for a costume? I might have to post something to social media soon so there are no repeats for whatever I choose. That would just be too embarrassing for them.”

“Well, a lot of people think that about me, Scarlett. Your brother does.”

“Yeah, I do. I was thinking ... Elle Woods. What about you?”

#( scarlett cohen. )#( scarlett cohen 002. )#winny straight up lying rn!!!

bennettfontaine:

“Two words: industrial warehouse.”

“Imagine how creepy it would be at night. You could hang shit from the rafters.”

“I think my boyfriend would be willing to spare one of his locations. Maybe.”

“Like cute little skeletons, or some sheets to look like ghosts! But I guess we wouldn’t want them to be cute. We’d want them to be creepy.”

“You got any costume ideas?”

#( bennett fontaine. )#( bennet fontaine 002. )#all of her gifs are kind of inherently flirty and this is the one that's the least SLDKFJD #kind of winny tho!!#always flirting!!

xscarlettxcohenx:

“There’s tons of Cohen front houses I’m sure Trevor would be willing to lend for the night. I’m just concerned you’d be…. over your head without a hired planner to help you.”

“Over my head? Please. I’d throw an excellent party. I’m very organized and neat, you know. I’m very ambitious. And I have wonderful taste in decor. All great things for a party planner.”

“But you’re right! I bet Trevor would let me use one of his spaces...”

#( scarlett cohen. )#( scarlett cohen 002. )#shes smiling thru the pain #scarlett be her friend

“I’m just saying that I know I could throw a really great Halloween party. I just need a big enough space...”

#ctkstarter #shut up

bennettfontaine:

Bennett marches up to the bartender and presents several bills.

“A double, of whatever this little lady wants.”

It was a harsh world, this criminal underbelly, and Bennett found it important to make friends wherever her travels led her. Winnie, however. Winnie was very easy to befriend, in a very genuine way. Something about the twinkle in those eyes.

“Mm. Well. That one’s not really prince charming, though. He’s just a drunk toad.”

The alleged baseball player was now being yanked towards the exit.

She drums a nail on the counter, considers their situation; all this wealth, pouring out around them, powerful men and their powerful money. Powerful men like the Cohens.

“Most rich men are trouble.”

Winny ordered a Hawaiian Hammer for herself, turned to face Bennett as she explained that the drunk man was, in fact, a drunk toad. She could see that. Maybe Winny wasn’t the most put together drunk, but she always found it to be such a turn off whenever powerful men lost themselves like that.

“Hm. Maybe. Some aren’t so bad though.”

Winny reached for the freshly mixed drink, giving it a sip.

“I think some of them can be exciting. As long as they can handle a few drinks... and have a nice ass.”

“Are you off soon? I don’t wanna share you with the ugly rich men.”

#( bennett fontaine. )#( bennett fontaine 001. )#winny is a 'not all men' type of gal!

bennettfontaine:

Bennett’s head tilts; she squints, assessing the ass of the now belligerent customer. He was trying to wrestle with security.

“That’s why he hasn’t been called up to the big leagues, I guess. Tiny cheeks.”

Winny was right— though off-duty herself, she’d made an astute observation. Leave it to another stripper to notice something like that. There’s a wider smile now. A moment where Bennett flaps the wad of bills playfully at the other girl’s face.

“Sadly he can’t afford a BBL because he spent his payroll on moi.”

“The love of your life is being escorted out by security and you’re just gonna stand there, flaunting his money? Not even an ounce of emotion?” Winny feigned a frown, shook her head in obvious disappointment. “Ugh. Gold digger.”

She nudged Bennett playfully. It was obviously a good night to be working.

“I’ll judge you a little less if you buy me a drink.”

#( bennett fontaine. )#( bennett fontaine 001. )

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