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I attempt to "sleep" but my little dog has stepped upon my eyeball, rendering me partially sightless. He then licked me, rendering me slightly sticky. En route to the bathroom to rinse? Stubbed my toe

In light of these events I have decided to announce that I will be reverting my physical form to a slime or jelly effective immediately, (preferably one lacking sentience) in an attempt to reduce these incidents

morningsaidthemoon

the bad kids & their rides :D

dreamsandconstellations

Close enough. Welcome back Matteo JWHJ0715

riathedreamer

Trying to introduce a friend to RvB tonight.

I’m not sure what I fear the most: that she won’t like it, or that she’ll prefer Blue Team.

riathedreamer

obsessed with how you treat being a Blue Team fan like a high school emo phase - you know, like the one Simmons had in season 4

lolmemez

Formal picture

Hey, weird message but you used to follow me on @waitingforthevworp and one day I was having a shit day and you sent me a really nice message. It really helped me feel better and I just saw the screenshot I took and wanted to say thank you <3

Hey I just logged into tumblr for the first time in ages and this just made my day I’m really glad I was able to bring you some joy <3

tastefullyoffensive

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

edgebug

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC

que-pasadena

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

perlexnoire-deactivated20150716

Oh? Well… *reblag*

zer0will2live

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

qslay

I have nothing to lose

stoicdaydreamer

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

astripperstory

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

brownsugarempress

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

thecrybabbles-deactivated201605

Money dog is my friend

yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20

Money dog is the shit

anttom2016-blog

I believe in the money dog😀

princedhunglow-deactivated20181

I believe in the money 🐶

cosmic-noir

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

crip-jesus-deactivated20190301

Just woke up 🙌🏿

totheonedegree

Pplease😭🙏🏽

the-madcap-laughs

My family doesn’t need the money, so I am transferring the magic of money dog to those that do

thescorpio-444

I need more candles

aeshsar

This is redraw, original by JK Rowling below!

I might do the others as well, I had a lot of fun doing this (the chimney only almost killed me \o/ !)

valntinemorgenstern

The Great Unanswered Question:

What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias

hungrylikethewolfie

#maybe all ya dystopian futures are just highly localised#and every other country is busy doing their thing#’do you think the US will be attending the olympics this year?’#’I don’t know; I think they still have that hell-portal open’#’I’ll put them down as a maybe’ (via archnemeton)