logan & her potatoes

🎀 logan | 28 | she/her | 18+ ONLY 🎀

[winter-angst]

tmw Jack finally texts Brock back but he totally ignores Brock’s thirst trap selfie and instead asks if 19 and 29 is too big of an age gap 😞 (Brock is 25)

[winter-angst]

Jack, cat calling: hey sweetheart, how about you come over here and I put a real pep in your step?

Brock: go to hell, you’re such a dog 😒

Jack: jokes on you

Jack: all dogs go to heaven

Jack: woof woof baby

[winter-angst]

hit the wall is my personality now

[winter-angst]

feeling like writing a sequel to soulless where brock hallucinates jack and commits murders against anyone who wrongs him (perceived) in horrible ways to gain jacks (imaginary) approval bc he feels so terribly about his death (well deserved)

[winter-angst]

why did Tupac randomly insult an enemy gang member for having sickle cell in hit em up 😩😭 also isn’t that like a violation of the dude’s medical privacy?? just a lil unnecessary imo

[winter-angst]

Jack hides his Facebook from Brock not bc he’s ashamed of him, but bc he knows his family is nosy af so his cousin will stalk every social he has, his mother will start sending him Wordle requests and holiday ecards and wedding contents with a not sneaky at all wink emoji, and his father will send him random ai videos asking if they’re real and he cannot handle that humiliation.

[winter-angst]

maybe the microplastics will eventually turn us into super powered beings

[winter-angst]

Is denying Brock that $20 for gas bc he knows he’s gonna take it to the dispensary for the 3 joints for $20 deal and offering instead to take him to the gas station to fill up financial abuse? Jack is just asking for a friend ☹️

[winter-angst]

Jack: *sends shirtless mirror selfie with flat affect*

Jack: do I look like I would beat my partner?

Brock: with efficiency and precision

Jack: 😓

Brock: may I ask where the question came from?

Jack: you may

Jack: but I won’t answer

Brock: ok??

Jack: ☹️

[winter-angst]

SHOULD Brock start that OF, you know Jack would Kris Jenner tf outta him. Comparing follower counts, brand collabs, the whole nine yards. Bc he’s a business man okay 😓

[winter-angst]

“You’ve got a face not spoiled by beauty” is a WILD fucking line bc why are you insulting them in a love song 😩

[winter-angst]

Brock: babeeeeee

Jack: not now kitten, daddy’s… daddy’s been sentenced to death 😓

Brock: getting real sick of you taking this dungeons and dragons shit so seriously

Clint: shut up, he has to face the gallows now

Bucky: are you prepared to answer for your crimes?

Brock: *throws up hands and leaves the basement*

[winter-angst]

Brock: you literally do nothing in this house!

Jack, unemployed since they got together 3 yrs ago: I literally just put dishes in the sink for you to wash?? You know, keeping you busy bc you hate being bored??

Brock: are you serious?

Jack: you don’t appreciate me and the things I do for you, you’re just like my parents 😩😭

[winter-angst]

Listen the adminstration can take my antidepressants but the second they touch my stimulants, gl1p, or benzos, imma have a problem 😭

[winter-angst]

NORMALIZE NOT PUTTING YOUR MF ORDER ON THE DD TICKETS 😭😭

Gary J doesn’t know I work nights. I just look like an absolute disaster ordering a large dirty Dr Pepper and two (2) ice cream bowls from McDonald’s at 8am.

I had no idea it did that 😭😭😭

Gary, if you see this, my body thinks it’s 6pm pls understand 🥺

[winter-angst]

They gave me ONE SPOON

I’ve got an opp now bc how dare you assume they’re both for me 😓

[winter-angst]

NORMALIZE NOT PUTTING YOUR MF ORDER ON THE DD TICKETS 😭😭

Gary J doesn’t know I work nights. I just look like an absolute disaster ordering a large dirty Dr Pepper and two (2) ice cream bowls from McDonald’s at 8am.

I had no idea it did that 😭😭😭

Gary, if you see this, my body thinks it’s 6pm pls understand 🥺

[winter-angst]

Jack: babe, you wanna top or bottom tonight?

Brock, still determined to start that OF and “never worry about money again”: baby, I wanna be a star 🥺