Scarf Anon

[merkkuri-askblog]

i wish i was a fairy

[lilithofthevaalley]

@wish-anon

[wish-anon]

Wish granted!

[winterfortheanonymousverse]

@tortoiseanon

im crying

wjat is this

[billciphersrpblog]

Multi's kill count is 1.35167e+17. Written out, that's around 135,167,000,000,000,000 [one hundred thirty-five quadrillion, one hundred sixty-seven trillion].

She can destroy universes. Shut your nonexistant dorito mouth before she shuts it for you

-- 🦗 anon

SHE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO'S DESTROYED UNIVERSES! I'VE KILLED TIME BABY MANY TIMES BEFORE TOO, THIS ANON DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE!

[driftingstars-bill]

YEAH. THERES TWO, POSSIBLY THREE OF US NOW. NOBODY CAN BEAT THIS

[cricketanon]

we have a bunch of immortals on our side. Oh plus the literal embodiment of the concept of evil so that's fun

ALSO I HAVE A MINIGUN AND A FLAMETHROWER-MINIGUN MWEHEHEHEHEHE

NOBODY CAN STOP USSSSSSSS

[driftingstars-bill]

YEAH SURE WE CANT, BUCKO. WE’VE GOT THREE REALITY BENDING DREAM DEMONS ON OUR SIDE, AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? SOME IMMORTALS? A USELESS FLAMETHROWER? THAT CANT HURT US

[cricketanon]

Well, let's see.

We have:

A guardian of the multiverse who can bring people back from the dead

An idiot

A lynx person who can come back to life

A bird who eats nuclear bombs and can survive explosions

A bug who is immune to poison and radiation, and can summon swarms of insects that will blind you

A tortoise person

An arsonist who can't be burned and eats fire

The embodiment of evil itself

A shapeshifter who can turn into a literal dragon

The keeper of time

A demon

Lost [not 100% sure what their powers are]

Confused [also not sure what their abilities are]

Done, who is unbothered by being stabbed [not sure what their powers are either]

A robot who can survive explosions and is pretty much invincible

A chef

And more that I'm forgetting at the moment, but you get the picture.

[driftingstars-bill]

HEY, ME, DO YOU THINK MAYBE THIS CAN ACTUALLY OUTMACH US (/sarc)

[wish-anon]

... I'm granting Multiverse's wish to be able to defeat you.

[billciphersrpblog]

OH NO, NOW SOME "WISH GOD" THINKS THAT GUARANTEES A WIN ON SOME LOSER ANON SIDE! HAHAHAHAH! YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

[winterfortheanonymousverse]

(casually holds an m9 behind their back)

[billciphersrpblog]

Dear Bill,

I'm coming for you. I'm keeping the balance and you cannot stop me.

Sincerely, Multiverse Anon.

OH NO, I AM SO SCARED. WHAT EVER WILL I DO ABOUT SOME RANDOM ANON.

[multiverse-anon]

@anonymous-verse

I would prefer some backup if necessary.

[arsontheanon]

HELLO I AM HERE FOR BURNING SOMETHING ALIVE

[temmie-dah-anon]

HOi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

[confusedanonistrying]

I’m here to watch this go down and maybe get involved in the chaos.

[wish-anon]

What???

[overcomplicated-anons-shitposts]

Called for assistance. I shall respond.

[winterfortheanonymousverse]

Scarf here!

WAR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[winterfortheanonymousverse]

winter.

@anonymous-verse