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Roy/Ed Fic

Does anyone know the fic where Edward moves in to stay with Roy and they somehow have this makeout session that they do all the time because Ed is inexperienced and wants to learn but he also goes on dates with other girls so jealous!Roy and pinning!Roy becomes a thing

#roymustang #fullmetal #fic #ficrec #royed #edwardelric

holyromanhomo

Suddenly remembering Donald Trump is the president

madelezabeth

Can we just appreciate the fact that Victor’s life was completely regimented and dictated by his career as a professional skater for 20+ years until one day he goes to another one of those stuffy, fancy banquets where nothing ever happens and everyone’s there to either talk about the weather or pat him on the back for another job well done. Then suddenly the skater in dead last who he’d never met before in his life gets completely, obnoxiously shitfaced and starts whipping his half-naked ass around on a stripper pole.

He then grabs Victor, freak-dances him and starts dry humping him, begging him to come to his hometown and be his coach. Victor, dancing with this drunk-ass thirsty ho, is having the most fun he’s ever had in his life.

Then MONTHS later, he sees the same Japanese guy now with tired eyes and a big belly clumsily skating one of his programs on Youtube, whipping himself around like he did on that pole all those months ago and he goes “Oh shit it wasn’t just the booze talking he’s actually into me.”

AND THEN HE JUMPS ON A PLANE TO GO BE WITH THIS MAN AND NEVER MENTIONS HIS SKATING CAREER AGAIN.

VICTOR DIDN’T FALL IN LOVE WITH YUURI BECAUSE OF HIS SKATING. HE FELL IN LOVE WITH YUURI BECAUSE OF THAT ONE TIME HE GOT REALLY DRUNK AND HORNY AT A PARTY AND SHOWED VICTOR THE TIME OF HIS LIFE. NOW THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED. WHAT.

randomsplashes

when u trying to figure out why ur best friend and victor are wearing rings

mspbandj

friendly reminder that Yurio would have been way too young to drink, so he got into that Dance Battle sober af

izanami-no-ookami-deactivated20

WHICH ONE IS IT DAMNIT.

OK SOME SAY IT’S A SNITCH SO I”M GONNA ADD THIS TO THE CHOICES.

katsudononice

I had a sudden thought that

By January there will people who can binge watch the entire Yuri on Ice episode from 1-12 in less than a day and these people wouldn’t feel the agony of thinking how gay the next episode will be for an entire week.

;__;

I need a compilation of all the times Suga screamed “J-HOOOOOOOPEEEEE”

#bts #suga #j-hope

pekevitta

❛❀ SEVENTEEN ; header.

❛❀ Reblog/ fav if you use.

❛❀ Don’t copy

polymachinalives-blog

yo like old people give our generation so much shit for being rude and disrespectful but

in my 5 years of working at a fast food restaurant

i have never once, not ONCE, been abused or spoken rudely to for any reason by a young person.

You know who yells at me when the restaurant is busy and their order takes a little longer? When there’s a mistake with their food? Asshole middle aged people.

You know who smiles and says it’s ok? Teenagers and little kids.