Hello, Deer.

Minnesota grown, established 1993. Professional therapy animal for animals. Which means I support them and comfort them…as I help perform medical procedures on them….because I’m actually a vet tech!

[depsidase]

[winterlscoming]

[winterlscoming]

[tamamoland]

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20150]

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

[memyselfandhate]

what

[misuzu-is-life]

BEGONE

THOT

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[opilates]

person: you have very unique features! me: so what youre saying is…. im ugly.

[faglick]

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[straightwhiteboystexting]

[klubbhead]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Fucking nuked from orbit

[bogleech]

10 Illustrations Showing How Creative People See the World

wait what

ORDINARY PEOPLE: drive cars while not wearing fedoras

CREATIVE PEOPLE: fly while wearing fedoras

ORDINARY PEOPLE: watch that newfandangled Tele Vision Programing like BRAINLESS SHEEPLE DRONES

CREATIVE PEOPLE: read BOOKS, REMEMBER THOSE, MILLENIALS??? Also while wearing their fedora indoors. It just never comes off I guess. Okay.

ORDINARY PEOPLE: sad that their mean asshole sexy boss isn’t a witch and hogs all the glasses

CREATIVE PEOPLE: how the tables have turned

ORDINARY PEOPLE WITH THE SAME COPY PASTED FACE BY THE WAY: WASTE THEIR LIVES WITH BRAIN ROTTING “VIDEO” “GAMES” >:( >:( >:(

CREATIVE PEOPLE: engage in some wholesome, intellectually stimulating racism I guess

[bropocalypse]

The shocking truth revealed:

[bloop9-deactivated20190507]

you guys wanna see something really good ?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

please show us al

[bloop9-deactivated20190507]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is really good

[mindflixx]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

and they were roommates 

[cardi-pee]

oh my god they were roommates

[kingjaffejoffer]

[reallymadscientist]

[bangurz]

me on my way to hell

[ainawgsd]

Cows in Flowers

[citrinecoven]

✨🌿🌸🐮🌸🌿✨

[milkeu]