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@wiredsoul
“ you took him to a swamp to meet vampires? please tell me he got a sunburn. ”
“He did. I’m proud of him, though--he made eye contact with un chupacabra puppy and didn’t cry. But I also managed to convince him swamp vampires were a real thing, so I think it cancels out.”
He is, thank you. It’s not even a Florida summer; the very thought of that makes him want to die right on the spot. It’s all terrible in this state. And now they’re here to negotiate with swamp vampires.
With a noise of disgust, he crushes a particularly large cockroach under the heel of his boot. Fuck this place. He can’t wait to eat incredibly expensive seafood and then get on a red eye back to Boston.
“ No. I barely deal with regular vampires. Are swamp vampires worse? ”
Reese has to fight a scoff at the dead cockroach. Way extra. What did that innocent bug ever do to Aaron, anyway? The answer is: nothing.
But it’s better than him squashing people, so there’s that.
“Oh, much worse,” she pulls her machete out to thwack at the prickly undergrowth in their way, her free hand coming up to wipe sweat from her forehead, “They’ll take one look at you and decide you’re breakfast. White boys have a high mortality rate around here.”
They must be close, because now she can hear the ugly yowls of el chupacabra. Cute.
“ i knew that one day you and i looking so much alike would come in handy. ”
and literally why does he agree to do this weird stuff with her? and literally when has he ever pet a weird dog? he hopes that tatiana and nikolai are wealthy, because aaron’s going to insist on rich-person lunch after this. it’s for his own sake, not hers.
God, he looks ready to shrivel in this Floridian heat. She hopes he knows that being a practically immortal scary witch man doesn’t mean he can go without sunscreen. A hat and sunglasses wouldn’t hurt, either.
They are wealthy, by the way. Reese isn’t just going to not take advantage of his credit card when she gets the opportunity.
“You’re so right. Have you ever dealt with swamp vampires before?”
@seidhr
“Okay, listen up. My name is Tatiana Alexandrov and you’re my older brother, Nikolai Alexandrov.”
She gave the guy fake names because you never know who’ll turn out to be a freaking psychopath. Blood Oak is on the spooky shit radar in the New England area, and while it’s highly likely this guy doesn’t know or care about hokey witch stuff, precaution is key.
Hokey vampire stuff, that’s what this is. Still scary, still dangerous--but she needs that power converter.
“And don’t pet the dog. It’s not a dog.”
@storhct
“So you destroyed that guy and then what? Did you bathe in his blood and eat his still-beating heart?”
Reese really hopes she did. A victory for feminists everywhere, that would be.
“ I’m not suffering. I’m just annoyed. ”
He scowls at her backpack when it hits the floor but chooses not to say anything for now. Aaron knows that whatever he says will be tinged by the frustration he’s feeling right now, and he won’t give anyone the satisfaction of that.
“ Where do you want to go? ”
Okay, whatever. He’s a big baby loser and she doesn’t care, anyway. It’s not that she doesn’t love tormenting him, it’s just that it’s no fun when he won’t bite.
“There’s a weird guy in Boston looking to get rid of some old parts from a 1992 Mustang. I found him on Craigslist and I really need the battery.”
Boston isn’t even far and it’ll be fun. She’ll offer to buy him lunch, too, but that’s only if he complains.
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“ I’m gonna pretend you haven’t just said that. It was extremely offensive, ” Evander says, playing along. It’s with a notion of his hand as his autobot steps forward - a merge of an older monster truck he was lucky to even find and a bigger Ford - and bows for them in a flippant manner. “ It’s okay to cry when it kicks the ass of yours. I won’t laugh. ”
The thing was a white guy’s wet dream--typical. Reese loved American muscle as much as the next person, but Evan took it to unseen levels. Her own machine performs some semblance of a curtsy in response, complete with groaning metal.
At least the Japanese hybrid would’ve been gas efficient.
“Can we make this interesting? If I win, you have to go on a beer date with my dad.”
“ Confirmed, ” Aaron agrees after a moment of deliberation. “ Ciar and I had a fight, and I’m really not in the mood for — whatever you had to say. ” That’s as much information as he’s willing to give; hopefully it’ll keep her off his back.
“I was actually hoping you could give me a ride somewhere.”
But she doesn’t let him reply before she bounces past the threshold, slinging her frayed backpack to the floor. A fight? That seemed--too normal sounding to her, like a domestic spat over the electric bill.
“Come on, you can tell me about it. I’ve never known you to suffer in silence.”
@seidhr
“So. I came to ruin your morning but it looks like somebody already did...? Just confirm or deny.”
She might still ruin his morning, but now it won’t be on purpose. Although, that really depends on if he deserves a second dose of it.
@wiredsoul
“ And is that your idea of a cool autobot? Is this the best you’ve got? ”
“It’s vintage. Don’t tell me your old ass can’t appreciate that.”
Mostly 70s, because those cars were designed to kill you but the bodies were indestructible. Just for show, she makes it smash it’s “hands” together: two indeterminate Buicks that send sparks showering.
“Let me guess--you’ve got some Japanese hybrid abomination?”
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“I’m taking the bed,” she’s sober enough to stand, at least, but too drunk to go home, “You can have the couch.”
Seventeen and drunk for the first time. She can’t tell if she should be proud of herself for waiting this long, or disappointed for not waiting long enough. Whatever. Her familiar had to pick her up in the middle of the night and she’s so exhausted she can’t even muster a spark to charge her phone, so either way she loses.
“Oh, I can sleep on the couch in my own apartment?” his hand is steadying her like she’s ready to drop any second, which, come on, “How generous of you.”
“You’re my slave, Wolfpants,” Reese slurs as he tucks her in and kisses her forehead, “I own this apartment. I own everything you’ve ever done.”
“You still owe me from the diner the other night. $14.50.” And he flips the light and shuts the door.
“ … ”
“ ??? ”
he’s leaving.
@seidhr
“ why are you making a sexy playlist with an old-as-dirt wolfman? do i need to have a talk with your mother? ”
he’s mildly offended. if you’re going to address him by a physical characteristic, he thinks Lips is much more fitting.
“...”
Is he for real?
Aaron stares at her for several long, irritated seconds. A giant autobot stomping out of the woods would be far, far too obvious, but he’s going to assume she knows that and is just choosing to fuck with him instead. and just when did reese and lia get together and agree to start using ciaran against him, huh?
“ I’m banning you from talking to my sister. But fine, come along. But Mr. Kitty also won’t be happy if you put weird pictures of me on the internet. So…ya know, fair warning. ”
“Your sister? What’s her name again...Leila? Never heard of her.”
Lie. Such a lie. Girls have to stick together, right? Of course they talk. Reese has a natural inclination toward powerful Northern European women in designer clothing. Plus, Imari was really cool. And hot.
“Thanks, Cheekbones, you won’t regret this. Evan and I will make a sexy-awesome playlist and nobody will get hurt and Mr. Kitty will be happy forever.”
“ pictures? ” aaron’s in no mood for whatever the fuck this is supposed to mean. he knows what she can do. he likes to think he’s not stupid enough to keep incriminating pictures of himself around. he’ll have to ask ciaran if there’s any possibility she’s telling the truth.
“ i said no. ”
“What if...okay, what if things get nasty and the only thing they’re not warded against is a giant autobot stomping out of the woods to kick their asses? Then you’d all be dead and my autobot could have prevented it.”
Come on, Eric Northman, let up. He gives a shit about the weirdest things and not at all about others. What’s up with that?
“I think Mr. Kitty would be pretty sad if my autobot didn’t save you.”
