itās come to my attention that someone needs to step up in the undertale headcannon community; iāve found a lack of content, so i will step up
my first language is english i am just dumb sometimes okay..
typical skeletons i will write for:
classic undertale
underfell
underswap
horrortale
echotale
swapfell uhm itās hard for me to tell the difference (yes even after 10 years) of all the difference variants soā¦just use the most common nickname for whichever and iāll find a way
My pimp I got no request today but, how you doing? Eating and drinking water I hope, any whore, tell me why I was just smacked on the butt by one of my female friends, brother, I was looking like complete ca-ca, my hair was being a pain in the ass, so I just threw on a hoodie and rocked some ye-ye ass Jesus sandals then next thing I know, I'm being gropped, should I grop em back pimp, or let bygones be bygones?
-š¶
not good i puked out ben and jerryās gimme sāmores ice cream, gross
also castrate him, set him down in a chair and saw off his dick now
I was just hit with the meanest back shots (had a POA *principle of accounts* exam) of all time and now I just wanna jump kick my teacher, my pimp please send prayers, an out of all the au's you got on your master list, who's down to get pegged like Peggy, down to clown, there was a hole now it's my goal.
-š¶ (hope your drinking water and resting my pimp, from the first pimpette on Mars š)
computa make this guy super gay and horny and computa? make em queef
first off, any papyrus variant can be convinced into being pegged don't ask me how I know I just do
Classic sans'
it would take a decent amount of convincing but he can be nurtured into trying it once or twice
Classis Papyrus
He'll try it once. Him doing it again depends on how good you are at laying pipe
us sans
freak in the sheets so he is down to try anything once.
honestly I cant see many of them doing it, out of a place of fear but you could probably get your way with any of them if you try hard enough...
except Red. there is NO WAY youre getting into his butt
Thank you divaaaaa, you ain't with that, thank you for matching my freak šššš, any whore, but is it just me or does blue give off the vibe of a freak and I mean put you in a headlock typa freak?? Just me? Kay, and another request if you wanna, do you think you'll ever do for anymore San's if so, can you do killer San's, I'm a hound dog for him.
-š¶ (tha biggest pimp on that block)
to be honest with u im not very knowledgeable on killer sansā¦yes i think hes fine and id tap that ass raw butā¦i donāt know much about him..maybe if more people want it iāll lock in and do a deep dive on him (i prefer to actually KNOW the auās i write for, makes it easier to be realistic..)
and YESšÆšÆ blue is absolutely putting u in a head lock full nelson style, definitely his favorite position
i have never imagined being fucked with the use of a headlock around me but after really thinking about blue? heās the only contestant that i know for a fact puts you in a headlock and WILL use you till youāre limp
he will in fact fuck you from behind with a MEAN headlock, not choking you too hard, but itās there šš
in fact, i was going to add that to last post, (him being a headlock sex guy) but i wasnāt sure if this blog was ready for that
good to know it is
and i giggled out loud at any whore, and u putting sanās instead of sansā, never let anyone dim ur shine
(watch the FUCK out š¶ anon IāM. the biggest pimp. u all are just my pimplettes. luv uuuu!!!!!)
Underswap headcannons please diva, šš¤² I wanna bone that man till he can't bone no mo, please and my first born son is yours. ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø(Btw thank you for being a real G and feeding us some good content, and if I may and if you're alright with it can I send in more than one ask?)
-š¶ (also can I be this anon? If you do stuff like that)
yes why of course š¶ anon how thoughtful of u to ask before doing so but no i ZONT care how many asks u bring to the table, spam me all u want (and idc how many skeletons or people u ask for in one ask)ā¤ļøā¤ļø
and thanks for the recognition and love pimp, u a real one š
iām going to do both brothers, treating u well tonight
blue. (underswap sansš„¹) this guy is hard for me to write ngl so this might be straight assā¦
ā¢strict routine
this is a very common concept when people talk of him, but heās very strict on his schedule. not that he isnāt against going out of schedule as you canāt predict everything in life, but if nothing is out of the ordinary best BELIEVE heās waking up at 5 am, eating breakfast at 5:30, going on a run at 6:00, getting in the shower at 7:00, etc.
ā¢one of those guys who stand outside and stare at the beauty of nature for hours on end
he bird watches in the sense if heās outside and he sees a bird he goes āhey would u look at that beautiful cardinal flying pastā casual bird watcher. also has a hummingbird feeder outside his house. genuinely makes his day to see one
ā¢would own a golden retriever
he would get one mostly for how cute they look and be taken aback by how much energy they have
ā¢music..
heās the type of guy not to have a music taste, just listens to whateverās on the radio, hardly ever seeks out a song to listen to (freak of nature.)
ā¢sleeps in pitch black
relies on his phone as his alarm because regular alarm clocks are ātoo brightā when heās trying to sleep
stretchā¦(underswap papyrus)ā¦
ā¢disgustingly good at decorating things
his room is for sure one of the best looking bedrooms out of the skeletons, itās not too overly clean but itās not dirty as hell either. plus he definitely knows how to decorate his walls to make it look nice but not messy. has one of those things that periodically sprays fabreze too
ā¢ genuinely hates spicy food
he can stand a little bit of spice for flavor but he just has a horrible spice tolerance. this intolerance turned into a hatred over time
ā¢ if he was a human he would be lactose intolerant
freak of nature is what HE is
ā¢he has the same exact socks from a pack and they are the only ones he buys
you canāt lose the other sock if all your socks are the exact same
nsfw for clihhhh
blue
ā¢not too active
heās just not an overly sexual person, i canāt see him as having one night stands, or even really think of sex muchā¦
ā¢however.
when he IS in the mood he has a whole bunch of stamina as he naturally has a lot of stamina in his day to day life, youāre gonna be fucking for at least an hour.
ā¢mostly acting for your pleasure
itās going to start out with him wanting to please himself, but as it goes on he shifts to focusing on how you feel and ensuring heās not doing too much but just the right amount. if you want deep and hard? you got it. fast and hard? you got it
ā¢oralfanatic
i just know for a fact he likes getting head, especially spur of the moment head, like play fighting or teasing turned into giving him head.
stretchā¦.
ā¢certified munch
finds eating someone out satisfying, how he does it depends on his mood though..sometimes heāll do whatever you want and sometimes heāll eat it however he wants
ā¢not too big on receiving oral
if you want to suck him off, hey be his guest, itās not like he isnāt going to feel good from it. itās just if youāre talking oral why donāt you just let him do it? heād rather eat you out than getting sucked off
ā¢likes to have you on top riding him
prefers you facing him cause heās a boob guy and he also likes to see your face during it all, but even though youāre on top, heās still going to be mostly in control of how things are going and heās not going to give it up easy either
ā¢ i reckon his dick is about 7 inches and skinny
KNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE I LOVEE UR WRITING DOWN BAD DIVA šš½š«
Perchance underfell sibling sillies or uf papyrus nsfw? š
howās about u gnaw at my eyebrow hair next pimp
and i love u so badddddd come kiss me
and iām in a good mood (tore up a beautiful green pepper like an apple and it was really good) iām gonna give u both in one postā¤ļøš„¹
sibling sillies
ā¢ easter bunny..
Red (uf sans) had Edge (uf papyrus) convinced that the easter bunny was evil and would (instead of bringing goodies) would take everything a child loved who bit people. this is how Edge stopped biting people when he was itty bitty. He also has edge living in fear of the easter bunny till Edge was like 10.
ā¢brawl.
they regularly bicker with one another but i know sometimes if Edge is having a bad day and Red pushes too much he will bring Red to the ground, not enough to actually hurt him of course but just know Red still has to fight for his life and he is letting out gut wrenching screams of bloody murder
ā¢ bullied baby edgešš
The entire shtick of underfell makes me think itās not uncommon for any and all children to be bullied by other children, no exceptions. Popular kids, āweird kidsā, quiet kids, NO exceptions at all. Edge didnāt tell Red for the first couple months until he just couldnāt help himself but to complain when Red refused to go play outside with him and the other kids. Red did in fact go outside and scare the shit out of the other 6 yr oldsā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
ā¢Red is the rage baiter and edge is the easily rage baited
ā¢raised that bitch ass edge
this could be canon tbh lol idkšāāļø but he definitely learned quickly how to take care of himself and Edge with minimal help from their father (yes i think gaster is the dadš„¹) basically acted as Edges parent until he could more or less fed for himself. but even thenā¦Red secretly keeps a close eye on him and likes when he gets to play the cool protective older brother role again
ā¢ they can and will shit talk u to ur face just by using their eye lights
sorry if this is butt i have no idea what iām doing šæ
nsfw of da fucking edge lord of the south..
ā¢ no one night stands at ALL
Not the type of guy to find a fling (unlike his brother..) Like i said before, heās always found sex to being something romantic and not something you hand out willy nilly. You would have to work to get him to have random casual sex even after dating him for months. Heāll eventually get comfortable enough to do that once he realizes that it can be casual with someone you love
not the same with kissing thoughā¦he absolutely loves making out; thatās probably the easiest way to get him turned on
ā¢ period sex
iām not explaining myself much just know it wonāt stop him and he LIKES it, if he finds out ur on ur period expect a 50/50 chance heās going to try and have sex before itās over
ā¢ likes to be taken care of
allow me to open your eyes if you havenāt considered it
he adores being able to completely let go of control and have you handle him, wether it be by a blowjob or handjob ā¤ļø likes to be edged while you do it too, but just once or twice
ā¢NO music
sorry if you like to have music on while you have sex, he WILL go out of his way to turn off the TV because he wants to be able to hear nothing but you
yeah. yeah i am doing underfell sans again. is that a problem?
oh nooooo guess ur gonna have to diddle meā¦
ā¢ Pearl jam enthusiast
definitely listens to pearl jam in his beaten up old truck with all windows down.
ā¢ a slightly picky eater
this might be a little controversial, but i think heās a picky eater. not in the sense where heās not going to eat anything new or inherently weird, but itās the simple things he refuses to eat. will NOT eat a tomato, cheese by itself, or mushrooms but will absolutely eat alligator if given the chance.
ā¢ adapted to the taste of beer
he absolutely drank beer when he was a teenager to look all cool and tough even though he secretly could not fathom why people willingly drank beer. as he got older, he adapted and he now willingly drinks it. drinks it out of almost strictly glass bottles. it feels right to him
ā¢ has genuine beef with sleepwalkers
sorry if you are a sleepwalker but it seriously creeps him out. what the FUCK do u mean ur unconscious just roaming aroundā¦?
ā¢ genuinely out cold at night
you would think being in underfell his whole life he would naturally be a light sleeper. he is NOT. if you wake up in the middle of the night and want to cuddle? yeah youāre gonna just have to find a way because fat chance heās going to wake up past squinting at you and promptly going back to sleep.
ā¢ love language is physical affection
look at him man
nsfwā¦..š„¹
ā¢ likes to be praised ā¤ļø
it could be as little as saying āyouāre doing so goodā or ānice workā and heās absolutely bricked and ready to risk it all
stems from not being praised often as a child lol
ā¢unfortunately not a munch š
if you WANT him to give you head sure heāll do itā¦but i donāt think his heart would fully be in it, he wouldnāt go out of his way to give you head unless itās a rare occasion. not to say heās bad at it, itās just not something that crosses his mind often
ā¢unnecessarily horny right before he goes to sleep
i can just feel it instead of getting horny near the morning he gets it at night. if you ever work a night shift at wherever you work or if you stay the night somewhere he is genuinely mourning that he didnāt fuck you when he had the chance
that being said if you go out on a trip or youāre gone for multiple days without him best believe heās going to try to fuck you the next time he sees you within the hour
ā¢not too into phonesex
heād simply rather have the real thing, he just forces himself to āpatientlyā wait for you irl. plus, sex is more or less a casual thing for him. 1/20 chance if he randomly texts you out of nowhere itās going to be along the lines of āu wanna fuck or nahā
he also isnāt going to send nudes, whatās the point? however if you send some well..thatās completely different
he is NOT above jerking off to your nudes or even a picture of you on instagram, will tell you if you ask if he has, no chill on this guy
ā¢not into exhibitionism (having sex in public) but is a sucker for car sex
he simply doesnāt want to risk someone finding you two having sex, plus, not only does he have to be quiet, but you would have to be quiet too. heās not a fan of quiet sex, why have lackluster sex? and, in the back of his head he would just be thinking, āman..what if some old lady finds us..ā heāll do it sometimes if youre really into it but not often. seriously not often
car sex however? oh yeah. if youre down and heās down, why wait to get home, and he can also use it as an excuse to have you ride him so thereās that too
