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MIA MCCLAINE-SPENCER private / selective / exclusive american horror story crossover oc. penned by joel. sideblog.

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[cichocicho]

[wishedfor]

oldfashionedmalus.

               “I would but I know you wouldn’t wear it                all the time. You kids and your hobbies.                Wouldn’t be a smart investment,” she                teased, smiling a bit as she thought over                what boy would be good enough for her                little girl. Which were none.                “He has to be a nerd though. No jocks or                 bad boys. And he has to treat you like a                 queen.”

❝ So     ask out the boy I see getting shoved into a locker ?? ❞ Mia smirks. Not that it’s the worst idea           the definition of a nerd nowadays is . . . . . loose. Hell, her dad could count as being a nerd, brainiac he is. And marrying a boy like him wouldn’t be so bad at all. 

[emmavanlty]

the addams family sentence starters.

❛  Is this made from real lemons?   ❛ ❛  You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!  ❛ ❛  I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.  ❛ ❛  Are they dead?  ❛ ❛  I’m going to electrocute him.  ❛ ❛  But, Mother…  ❛ ❛  I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.  ❛ ❛  When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air.   ❛ ❛  You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious.  ❛ ❛  Don’t torture yourself, [ name ] . That’s my job.  ❛ ❛  The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.  ❛ ❛  To live without you, only that would be torture.  ❛ ❛  I’ve smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.  ❛ ❛  why I could just… eat you alive!  ❛ ❛ This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you?  ❛ ❛  I’m beginning to think my brother truly is lost.  ❛ ❛  Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing.  ❛ ❛ So it can kill you.  ❛ ❛  Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone?  ❛ ❛  I’ll never listen to you, never, ever again!  ❛ ❛  You never really loved me!  ❛ ❛  I’m blinded by such beauty.  ❛ ❛ How can I compete? You’re twice the woman I am.  ❛

the values.

❛ They had sex.  ❛ ❛  Do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?  ❛ ❛ You have gone too far.  ❛ ❛  You have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But… pastels?  ❛ ❛ You have enslaved him  ❛ ❛  He has my father’s eyes.  ❛ ❛  Why are you dressed like that?  ❛ ❛  We’re contagious  ❛ ❛  It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.  ❛ ❛  Be afraid. Be very afraid.  ❛ ❛  So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another.  ❛ ❛  Don’t I deserve love and jewelry?  ❛ ❛  You sent us to camp. They made us sing.  ❛ ❛ None of you really believe in me, so I’ll have to prove my power.  ❛ ❛ Would you die for me?  ❛ ❛  Well, you have a black dress.  ❛ ❛  I’m saying I want you dead and I want your money.  ❛ ❛  Gimme a kiss.  ❛ ❛ Gimme a twenty.  ❛ ❛  Does he always do that with women he likes?  ❛ ❛  Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now.  ❛ ❛  I love you dearly, but I can never see you again. ❛

[mvvsings-blog]

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S NOVELLA                                     sentence starters

❝ i am always drawn back to places where i have lived. ❞ ❝ what do you make of  that? ❞ ❝ it’s just i didn’t know you’d been in love with her. not like that. ❞ ❝ you can love somebody without it being like that. ❞ ❝ oh, darling, i am sorry. ❞ ❝ oh. don’t be angry. ❞ ❝ you were sweet to see me home. ❞ ❝ i’ve got the most terrifying man downstairs. ❞ ❝ i’m sorry if i frightened you. ❞ ❝ i’ll never get used to anything. anybody that does. they might as well be dead. ❞ ❝ i’ve got to stay awake, there isn’t time to sleep. ❞ ❝ you think i’m lying? ❞ ❝ i’ve taken care of myself a long time. ❞ ❝ oh, for god’s sake, i hate snoops! ❞ ❝ she believes all this crap she believes. you can’t talk her out of it. ❞ ❝ i’m in new york because i’ve never been to new york! ❞ ❝ the mean reds are horrible. you’re afraid and you sweat like hell, but you don’t know what you’re afraid of. except something bad is going to happen, only you don’t know what it is. you’ve had that feeling? ❞ ❝ i told you. you can make yourself love anybody. ❞ ❝ i’m a warmhearted person. it’s the basis of my character. ❞ ❝ everybody has to feel superior to somebody. ❞ ❝ you will be sorry, if you hit me. you wanted to a minute ago: i could feel it in your hand; and you want to now. ❞ ❝ it should take you four seconds to walk from here to the door. i’ll give you two! ❞ ❝ do you believe what i’m saying? ❞ ❝ everything hurts. ❞ ❝ does that make me a whore? ❞ ❝ i don’t think anyone will miss me. ❞ ❝ please feed the cat! ❞ ❝ a girl doesn’t read this sort of thing without her lipstick. ❞ ❝ it’s none of my business. except you’re my friend, and i’m worried. ❞ ❝ you are a bitch. ❞ ❝ i’m very scared. ❞

[bunchofrpmemes]

The Janitor (Scrubs) Quotes starters

I’m gonna give you a nickname. How about Whiney Face?

I’m 100% not interested.

I don’t want to appear selfish, but stop what you’re doing and focus on me.

I do not owe you an explanation for that!

I feel like I ought to say no.

I’d like to be able to communicate with animals.

Gosh, there seems to be a lot of high-volume, overenthusiastic opinion-sharing going on today. I think I’ll join in.

You seem unhappy. I like that.

How depressing is it being you?

Who is this God everyone fears?

I’m not drunk.

You all look ridiculous.

I swear on my unborn fish-boy’s life, you will pay.

Don’t compare yourself to him. He’s better.

Look pal, if I wanted to sit and listen to someone yammer on about their lives, I’d be at my A.A. meeting right now.

Hey, you want to go clubbing tonight? And I don’t mean dancing.

I don’t believe in the moon. I think it’s just the back of the sun.

I’m a winner.

Don’t have kids.

Hey, come over here. I want to do stuff to you.

How’s therapy going?

You need to cry, let’s brainstorm. I could hit you over the head with the wrench, or I could stab you in the gut with the knife.

This is easy. It’s like drowning someone.

I once found a head in the storage room. Funny story, actually…

Good morning, loyal subjects!

Okay, let’s go look at dead people.

I’m kind of a favorite around here.

Taxidermy used to be kind a… hobby of mine. You know, ‘til the state took my license away.

I’m gonna give you a four-story atomic wedgie.

Well, “what doesn’t kill ya…”

Hey. Help me move this weekend.

Dammit, man, you cannot afford this.

Any other questions? Smart guy?

I heard from a reliable source that you want to live in dumpster. I can arrange that. Yep, I know just the right neighborhood.

I bet you don’t know how to play Jiggly Ball.

Okay, that doesn’t make any sense. And you are not funny.

I’m not prepared to operate on anyone!

I borrowed it from my brother. He’s a stripper.

Who’s ready for a pie break?

Once you got somebody’s driver’s license and a urine sample, you get just about anything.

Well, that’s not paint, that’s…pudding.

It’s no good to hide it from me, ‘cause I got keys to everything.

Let me put down my bag of rats and explain something to you…

I’m not happy with my uniform.

I like to pick one person and torment them relentlessly for no reason.

Heh, Photoshop, you can do anything.

I kissed a dude once. It was at furnace camp.

Listen, crash in my garage. I guarantee you there will not be another person in there.

Well, I hope you realize this means war.

Mopping time! Mopping time! It’s mopping time!

Hey, I’m wondering, what’s the story with steel wool? I mean, is it steel or is it wool? Make up your mind, steel wool. Are there iron sheep hopping around in Scotland?

I read their files. I read everybody’s files.

I would like to perform open-heart surgery.

I’ll be there. Just let me wash this, uh, glue off my hands.

Damn it. I’ve become predictable.

[patroqlus]

[wnq-writers]

I feel things so deeply, I could feel things start to shatter in me when I’m sad. There’s glass everywhere.

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[sunswanarchive-blog]

tree of life (2011) inbox meme. change pronouns if needed !!!

“nature only wants to please itself.”

“you find reasons to be unhappy when all the world is shining around you.”

“love is smiling through all things.”

“i wanted to be loved because i was great.”

“i’m nothing.”

“look at the glory around us.”

“i’m a foolish man.”

“help each other. love everyone. forgive.”

“the only way to be happy is to love.”

“unless you love, your life will flash by.”

“do good to them.”

“grace doesn’t try to please itself.”

“where are you?”

“you let anything happen.”

“why should i be good, when you aren’t?”

“no one who loves the way of grace ever comes to a bad end.”

“what i want to do, i can’t do.”

“i do what i hate.”

“toscanini once recorded a piece sixty five times. you know what he said when he finished? ‘it could be better.’ think about it.”

“he’s in god’s hands now.”

“he was in god’s hands the whole time, wasn’t he?”

“do you know what happened? do you care?”

“are you watching me?”

“i want to know what you are. i want to see what you see.”

“i will be true to you, whatever comes.”

“it takes fierce will to get ahead in this world. 

“if you’re good, people take advantage of you.”

“you’d like to kill me, wouldn’t you?”

“i’m gonna do what i want to do.”

“tell me a story from before we can remember.”

“how do i get back?”

“make me good.”

“you make yourself what you are. you gotta control your own destiny.” 

“you say i’m having trouble, i’m not done yet. but you can’t say that you can’t.”

“i made him feel my shame.”

“you’ll be grown before that tree is tall.”

“don’t let anyone tell you there’s anything you can’t do.”

“someday, we’ll fall down and weep, and we’ll understand it all.”

[grammery]

Day 2/365. Sprayed some blue paint on a dead bouquet & edited it to look like a painting.

[darling-dolls]

[thepumpkinqueenn]

[thighgapsxndcheekbones]

[wishedfor]

oldfashionedmalus.

               “It’s a relief then that I’ll never have to                 find douchebag kids in here, baby. You                 are such a good kid – “                 Mia was an exceptional child. A miracle                 and wonderful little girl who could do                 much better than shitty teenage boys.                        “You’re not allowed to date until … after                 college anyway.”                

❝ Seriously, Mom ?? Buy me the nun habit and twenty cats now, ❞ She snorts with an eye roll, as she gives Hayden a slight bump to the shoulder. 

❝ How about like       halfway through college ?? And to someone I’ve had you and Dad meet before. ❞ 

[wishedfor]

oldfashionedmalus.

            “They’re freaks – who drives around to look              other people’s houses?” she chuckled; any              one person who paid to do look at places              where someone had died were people she              didn’t need ever acknowledging or looking              at her baby. Hayden instinctively pulled her              daughter a little closer. No more gross people              needed to come in the house, be around her              child.               Who was honestly as precious as they came.              “Well, yeah – but the stork never comes here,              Mia baby. We were lucky to get you – “ While              she certainly won’t get into the nitty gritty              details of how Mia’s conception was indeed a              miracle (considering her mother’s ghostly               nature), she would certainly encourage Mia to              think that she was a perfect little child. Cause              she was. “Admit you’re a blessing, Mia. Admit              it or I’ll tickle you.”

❝ Shit       and total puss – babies too. I mean, if you wanna be morbid enough to go on a murder tour or whatever     at least go on one that shows you the real nitty gritty. Like, the inside of a murder house, ❞

Not that the house needs any more prods from outside forces       not unless they’re looking to cramp the place even further.

But damn, it’s the principle of the thing.

❝ Yeah, well, I was lucky that the stork brought me here, ❞ Mia counters,  ❝ That I can admit,  with no tickling required --- have some mercy !! ❞

Whoever is in charge of baby delivery with the storks, sure deserves a goddamn raise. Because they gave her to the best mother and father in all of Los Angeles.

[buffyisms-archive]

Buffy one liner starters

❛ Thank god we’re hot chicks with superpowers. ❜

❛ It’s a big rock. I can’t wait to tell my friends. They don’t have a rock this big.  ❜

❛ I’m seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.  ❜

❛ Great, now I’m gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day.  ❜

❛ That’s a weird place for a horn… That’s not a horn. ❜

❛ What is your childhood trauma?  ❜

❛ Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now.  ❜

❛ That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo  ❜

❛ What’s the matter, life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? ❜

❛ I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.  ❜

❛ Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead! …Americans  ❜

❛ This will give them some time to ponder the geo-political ramifications of BEING MEAN TO ME!  ❜

❛ Tact is just not saying true stuff, I’ll pass.  ❜

❛ Sorry, but I’m an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.  ❜

❛ We saved the world. I say we party.  ❜

❛ Your mouth is open and sound is coming out. This is never good.  ❜

❛ I want my expiration date to be a long time from now… Like a cheeto.  ❜

❛ That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.“  ❜

❛ I’m afraid we have a slight apocalypse.  ❜

❛ What ever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.  ❜

❛Besides, “I’m here to violate your firstborn” never goes over with parents. Not sure why. ❜

❛ If the Apocalypse comes, beep me.   ❜

❛ What can I tell you baby? I’ve always been bad.  ❜ 

❛ Seize the moment, cause tomorrow you might be dead.  ❜

❛ I may be dead, but i’m still pretty. ❜  

❛ I’m sixteen years old, I don’t wanna die. ❜

❛ There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. and that’s us. ❜

❛ I gotta have a plan? Really? I can’t just be proactive with pep? ❜

❛ You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked. ❜

❛ I don’t know how to live in this world if these are the choices. ❜ 

[wishedfor]

STARTER CALL / possibly ?? coven au verse