HEATHERS: THE MUSICAL STARTERS ( ACT TWO )
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“ there’s been a lack of girls climbing through my bedroom window lately. ” “ you lied to me. ” “ you wanted them dead too. ” “ no good could possibly come of this. ” “ my teen angst bullshit has a body count. ” “ i love my dead gay son! ” “ what is that, that i smell in the air, is that ... tolerance? ” “ you don’t have to be so smug about it. ” “ your love keeps me humble. ” “ we’ve already killed three people. this ends right here, right now! ” “ the pain gives me clarity. ” “ fine. we’re damaged, really damaged. but that does not make us wise. ” “ let’s be normal. see bad movies. ” “ if you could let me in, i could be good with you. ” “ i wanna be with you. ” “ your love’s too good to lose. ” “ hold me tighter. ” “ i’ll stay if i’m what you choose. ” “ you’re the one i choose. ” “ you think it all goes back to normal? ” “ well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw! ” “ STOP IT! ” “ he was a dick, and now he’s dead. move on. ” “ i’m kinda looking forward to this! ” “ shine a light! ” “ and i’m like: jesus, i’m on the freakin bus again ‘cause all my rides to school are dead. ” “ still, the weakest must go. ” “ aww look, _____’s gonna cry. ” “ they can’t help us. nobody can help us. ” “ they didn’t kill themselves, i killed them! ” “ if you were happy every single day of your life, you wouldn’t be human. you’d be a game show host. ” “ i wasn’t trying to hide. ” “ you know what? don’t call me, don’t talk to me. ” “ i love you! ” “ now we’re all grown up and we know better. ” “ we were avoiding you. ” “ keep it together. ” “ oh, ______, i’m so sorry. ” “ get out of my house! ” “ you left me and i fell apart. ” “ i was meant to be yours! ” “ you were meant to be mine! ” “ _____!!! OPEN THE DOOR. ” “ you’re scared. i’ve been there. ” “ don’t make me come in there! ” “ i can’t do this alone. ” “ no one here deserves to die! ” “ step away from the bomb. ” “ i wish we met before they convinced you life is war! ” “ i wish you’d come with me. ” “ it’s over! ” “ i am damaged. but you’re not beyond repair. ” “ are you free tonight? ” “ act like we’re still kids, ‘cause this could be our final chance. ” “ we’ll make it beautiful. ”





















