Expression Is The Need Of My Soul

I am the one and only Wishful Goddess. Some call me the gangster of love. I'm very ape and very nice. If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down. I hate almost everything and everybody (this most likely includes you and everything you stand for). I am the Jolt Cola of evil. I am a tree hugging hippie and a pacifist. I am the contradictor. My presence can only mean pain. I cannot seem to get the hang of this thing they call "sleep". I am the reincarnation of Jim Morrison. My blood is liquid insanity. I sit here on my shelf and collect dust. I am small and I do not take up much space. I am emo, but I am on medication for it. I am immune to gravity. Sometimes I am dead.

[nobrashfestivity]

Andy Warhol, Cats, 1954

Artists Rights Society-ARS

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[shiftythrifting]

[peeingwithmypenis-deactivated20]

literally would've worn this to the met gala if I was invited

[liberalsarecool]

Texas is a mess.

[whatiadoreonly]

Not in the least

[macrolit]

But no work is insignificant. All labor that uplifts should be undertaken with painstaking excellence. If a man is called to be a street sweeper he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say ‘Here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.’

Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968) American clergyman, civil rights leader, orator

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[funnywildlife]

Happy #RhinoFriday shout to all the wildlife lovers out there #SaveRhinos #WorthMoreAlive #ExtinctionIsForever https://www.instagram.com/p/CPuQysDAq-B/?utm_medium=tumblr

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[officialunitedstates]

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

[wishfulgoddess]

That sounds like they didn’t really think things through. Obviously, the nuggets are just going to fatten you up and make you even more stuck. What they should have done is squirt ketchup down the slide until there was enough lubrication to yank you out. 

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Self love is the best love ❤️

[thatsbelievable]

[lobaznyuk]

Natalie Wojcik’s deltchev (Nastia Liukin verification pending)

[lobaznyuk]

Natalie Wojcik’s beam routine from the 2021 NCAA National Championships, scoring a 9.9875.

[twoflipstwotwists]

Jaedyn Rucker of Utah earns the highest vault score of the 2021 NCAA Championships with a 9.9875

[parrishsrubberplant]

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

[wishfulgoddess]

Stoic philosophy. Actually, I’m all about that. I may have trouble keeping it down to 15 minutes.

[thatsbelievable]

[deathandmysticism]

Memento mori ring, late 17th century

[bilbao-song]

Easter bunny cake featured in Betty Crocker’s Cake and Frosting Mix Cookbook, 1966.