it wishes it was knit

this is for objects that are not knit, but wish that they were

[wishitwasknit]

''Tis the season for bullshit corporate faux knits. (I must be channeling the anger these cups feel because they wish they were knit so hard, but they never will be.)

[wishitwasknit]

These potatoes are wearing their Christmas jumper for charity. Except, they're not. It's just a box.

[wishitwasknit]

Don't be stupid, these mugs wish they were cross stitched.

[wishitwasknit]

This dress wishes it was knit

[wishitwasknit]

this ceramic pig wishes it was many things, including knit

[wishitwasknit]

this tattoo surely wishes it was knit

[wishitwasknit]

this cushion is mostly content with being printed. but there is still a small part of it that wishes it was knit

[wishitwasknit]

this wall paper has long desired to be knit

[wishitwasknit]

this signifies knitting. the shoe is its signifier. it is not knit.

[wishitwasknit]

this fella is sad cause his hoodie doesn't know whether it wants to be fair isle or intarsia

[wishitwasknit]

the fabric is knit, but the pattern wishes it was knit

[wishitwasknit]

this coffee cup wishes its sleeve was knit

[wishitwasknit]

these fingernails wish they were knit

[wishitwasknit]

this tim horton's website wishes it was knit

[wishitwasknit]

this guy's suit wishes it was knit

[wishitwasknit]

this video game christmas jumper really does wish it was knit.

[wishitwasknit]

this mug wishes it was knit.