Anecdotes

Basically me giving you fun anecdotes of my life

[wiskhyontherocksveryfancy]

Sex & French

We are analysing an extract of a libertine novel. The structure of the text goes like so:

I - End of the walk, entrance to the pavilion

II - They make love

III - After love

IV - They make love AGAIN but it goes slower

V - After love AGAIN

and i think that's beautiful

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A boy who couldn’t die fell in love with a girl who had a deadly touch.

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ooh

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we get bored easily

my friend is currently cutting these quote papers you find in Christmas chocolate sweets and putting them in her planner istg philosophy makes us do crazy things

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Philosophy again

I am fascinated by the facts that ancient greeks would think that we were spherical beings

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Philosophy joined biology

so we're reading in class the Symposium by Plato and we've reached Aristophanes' speech

let me tell you i can't deal with men genitalias anymore pls philosophers leave me alone

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“I wish I had never been born!” You cried to the genie. But when you opened your eyes, you were still here. The genie shook its head sadly and asked,“What kind of pain have you endured, that you would wish for such a thing?”

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neat

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It kills me

Louis XV called Marie-Antoinette and his grandson to his office to ask them why they hadn't yet fucked yet as they literally just got married

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

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And then appear behind their back

[ruinsofathen]

this is the true essence of parallelism

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G I R L S

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[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

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We are our mum’s secretaries

[vyxenisl0st]

Being the only woman in the fellowship would include

Masterlist

(Gif not mine)

You would be the mother figure for the hobbits

Merry and Pippin LOVE you. They would follow you everywhere, saying that they want to protect you, when in reality they want you to protect them

You would take Boromir as a sexist mf, but trust me, he is probably the most “respectful” of all of them. Don’t get me wrong, no one would disrespect you, but I feel like, it doesn’t matter how well you can fight, they would all try to always protect you. But Boromir would be the only one who would see you as an equal

You would also get part of Legolas’ and Gimli’s game of “who can kill more orcs”

You would usually stick with Legolas, you two are just besties. Believe me. You are his favorite

If you are an elf, you and Legolas would often speak elvish around Gimli, just to piss him off

You would often have to listen to the hobbits ramble about the stupidest things

Aragorn would ask if you are hurt every five minutes

You and Legolas would often argue about who is a better archer. You would always suggest asking the hobbits, knowing they would choose you. Like I said, they adore you

You would often throw witty comments at Gandalf, just to frustrate him even more. And to make the hobbits laugh. Let’s face it, you love them just as much as they love you

At the beginning of your journey, one of your jobs was making sure Gimli and Legolas don’t kill each other

The fellowship would start questioning your sanity after you claimed that fighting orcs was fun

They all know you stop playing games when you tie up your hair. You would usually let your hair loose, yelling and cursing while fighting, but the moment you put your hair in a ponytail, it’s game over

When the orcs took Merry and Pippin, you were sure you were going to go crazy. And you would have, of it wasn’t for Aragorn, who “scolded” you, telling you that just sitting there and breaking things isn’t going to get the hobbits back

What surprised you was that when you arrived in Rohan, the guards asked you to give them your weapons. You had considered them stupid enough to think you weren’t carrying any weapons, but it seemed like they were smarter than you thought

The moment she saw you, Eowyn was all over you. Asking you all kinds of questions like “how did you end up here?” “Do you have your own weapons?” “Did no one try to stop you from joining this quest?”

They would all see you as a younger sister, well except for the hobbits, who see you as a mother figure, and Legolas, who will probably be in love with you

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plssssss look at that

[quotemadness]

“Solitude is dangerous. It’s very addictive. It becomes a habit after you realize how peaceful and calm it is. It’s like you don’t want to deal with people anymore because they drain your energy.”

— Jim Carrey

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That shit is relatable