Ughhhhh whatever I'll write out as much as I can about Wisteria because he's my son or whatever. Yes I birthed him etc.
^ this is hime. The guy. Wisteria. He's just a little guy. He tends to feast on the blood and flesh of mortals but whatever he's innocent. Facts below for those who would like to read them, including his backstory, loyalties, etc
Basic facts
Race: Bosmer vampire lord
Level and age: 93
Gender: cis man in the least cis way possible if that makes any sense. He/him
Sexuality: bisexual
Eye colour: black and red
Complexion: mid brown with sun damage
Hair colour: dark brown with sun damage
Body type: big and muscle,,, in a twink way if that makes sense
Personality traits: naïve, sweet, confident in a quiet way, slow to anger yet intense when he gets there, a bit burned out but he knows when to take a vacation, outdoorsy
Favourite song: Frostfall
Favourite colour: ourple :)
Favourite animal: slaughterfish (controversial I know, but he finds them cool)
Favourite book: The Black Arrow
Favourite drink: wine
Favourite food: anything Jordis cooks :)
Lore/in-game facts
Family: dead by fire. At least, as far as he knows. He didn't exactly want to see what was left of them in the rubble. He went to Skyrim in an effort to escape the memories he held in Valenwood, turned sour in his grief. He adopted Blaise and Sophie in the hopes that they would never feel the need to run from the past. So far it's working.
Love: J'zargo. They met at the college, got drunk, called each other racial slurs, and immediately made out after that. Now they go everywhere together. Unfortunately no one was keen on officiating a wedding between a khajiit and a wood elf, so Wisteria is technically married to Jordis Sword-Maiden but she's a lesbian for Taarie so he just has a bestie relationship with her.
Follower: J'zargo, who is also his actual husband in my mind (he is taking him somewhere warm. their shared bed)
Standing stones: steed stone and lady stone (I have the Atherium Crown so I get two :3)
Houses: all of them! I use Proudspire Manor to store books, soul gems, and special items. I use Breezehome to store ingredients, potions, smithing materials, all my dragon weapons and armour, and everything I need to sell (there's so much it's too overwhelming to start)
Pets and other companions: Shadowmere, Dwarven Armoured Mudcrab, and both Elytra Nymphs (Shadowmere and Mudcrab are my favourites). Also Blaise has a pet mudcrab but that's not really Wisteria's.
Major skills: light armour, sneak, archery (I know sneak archers are overdone, I enjoy it and that's all that matters), alchemy (again I was NOT exaggerating with that list of poisons), one-handed, speech. Feels like I should include smithing since it's a 6× legendary for me, but at this point I only ever do it when I need more dragonbone arrows.
Civil war: Stormcloaks (didn't think hard enough about it at the time, now deciding that he was fast friends with Ulfric and won the war for him because he thought he was just running errands with his friend)
Achievements: head of the Thieves Guild, Archmage of the College of Winterhold, leader of the Dark Brotherhood, thane in every hold, defeated Miraak, defeated Alduin, defeated Lord Harkon, ended the Civil War
Ailments: permanent shoulder aches, depressive episodes, cannot handle hard liquor
Misc:
Favourite spells: elemental blast, grand healing, pride of hirstaang
Favourite shouts: dragon aspect, dragonrend, fire breath
Favourite enchantments: fiery soul snares, paralysis, fortify archery
Favourite items: Sanguine Rose, Ring of Namira, Ring of the Beast, Aetherial Crown, Amulet of Articulation
It meeeee!!!!!!
