My recent posting is a psyop against one of my mutuals specifically.
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My recent posting is a psyop against one of my mutuals specifically.
đYou want to watch movies old enough to apply for social security. You want to watch them so badđ
Thor(2011), but all the quotes are stolen from The Lion in Winter (1968) bonus round, all the extremely Loki coded Geoffrey quotes I couldnât find the clips for on YouTube.
[Loki]: [to Thor] If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa.
[Loki]: And what of the nothing [Loki] gets?
[Odin]: [Loki]: there's a masterpiece. He isn't flesh: he's a device. He's wheels and gears. And [Thor]: was his latest treason your idea? I've caught him lying, and I've said, "he's young." I've found him cheating, and I've said, "he's just a boy." I've watched him steal and whore and whip his servants, and he's not a child - he's the man we made him. [Frigga]: Don't share [Thor] with me. He's your accomplishment.
[Frigga]: And that's to be the king. [Loki]: And I'm to be his Chancellor. Has he told you? [Thor] will rule the country, while I run it. That is to say he gets to spend the taxes that I raise. [Frigga]: How nice for you. [Loki]: It's not as nice as being king. [Odin]: We've made you [Prince of Asgard], is that so little? [Loki]: No one ever thinks of crown and mentions [Loki], why is that? [Odin]I: Isn't being chancellor power enough? [Loki]: It's not the power I feel deprived of; it's the mention I miss. There's no affection for me here; you wouldn't think I'd want that, would you?
Thor(2011), but all the dialogue is stolen from The Lion in Winter (1968)
âWell, Mummy, if you want me, here I am. â[Thorâs] lost his chancellor, has he?â âAnd youâve gained one.â âItâs a bitter thing, your mummy has to say.â
âShe doesnât trust me.â âYou must know [Odin] isnât through with [Thor]. Heâll keep [Mjolnir] until the moon grows blue from cold and as for [Your Coronation], weâll see [Ragnarok] first, the needlework alone could last for years.â âI know. You know I know. You know I know that you know. We know [Odin] knows. And [Odin] knows we know it. Weâre a knowledgeable family.â
Thor(2011), but all the dialogue is stolen from The Lion in Winter (1968)
âItâs not hard, try saying after me: â[Thor] Wins, I lose.â âAnd what if [Thor] died?â
âHe has a knife!â âOf course he has a knife, he always has a knife. We all have knives. Itâs [2011] and weâre [Asgardians].
Loki and Frigga in Lokiâs cell in Thor: The Dark World, but all the dialogue is stolen from The Lion in Winter (1968)
âWhat a waste. I fought with [Odin] over who comes next, whose dawn it is and which son gets the sunset and weâll never live to see it. Look at you. I loved you more than [Odin] and itâs cost me everythingâ
âWhat do you want?â âI want us back the way we were.â
âI love you.â âYou love nothing, youâre incomplete. The human parts of you are missing. Youâre as dead as you are deadly.â
âRemember how I taught you numbers? And the lute and poetry? See, you do remember, I taught you dancing too, and languages and all the music that I knew and how to love whatâs beautiful. The sun was warmer then, and we were every day together.â
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Study of a womanâs head in three-quarter profile (Study for Unchastity in the âBeethoven Frieze") (1902) - Gustav Klimt
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the most bullshit reasoning for why games have to stop being physical is that theyâve gotten âtoo bigâ to fit on a disc. 1) make your fucking game smaller then, but 2) back in my day, youâd insert the second disc to play the other half of mass effect 3, and youâd like it!!!!
people used to have to load like 18 floppy discs into their computer to play a text adventure game. donât come into my house and pretend youâre doing this for our sakes. give me smaller games, multiple discs, or eat my entire ass, you cheapskates.
does anyone have the pokemon sun and moon(?) screenshot of dialogue options thats like 'i like something i can't mention!' 'i like bad things!'
FOUND IT. how it feels
Warp Core Blue:
Geordi had always wanted to smell an active warp drive. In much the same way, humans wanted to touch clouds or eat lava, he was occasionally struck by the yearning to smell the refined smell of an in progress matter/antimatter reaction despite the impossibility.
Honestly, Geordi was barely aware of the fact that Q had been spotted on the ship. It was time for the biennial nacelle conduit connection check which required all of engineering to be crawling around jefferies tubes throughout Engineering and the rest of the ship. So, Geordi wasnât thinking about thinking about it during a brief moment when he was moving directly through the empty space that was main Engineering. He had taken a moment to appreciate the vast glowing multilayered beauty of the warp drive humming and glowing in front of him when there was an almost inaudible pop and a wickedly bright flash next to him that made him rapidly shift filters and tone down visual acuity in his visor.
He barely registered the accompanying pop and flash on the upper catwalk surrounding the warp core until the Captainâs voice rang out, loud and astringent:
âQ!â
Geordi was too distracted by the delicious aroma that had popped into existence next to him. Sweet, emphatically blue, hot and with an electric sizzle that tingled on the tip of his tongue, exactly what he felt, dreamed, imaginedâŚ/knew/ the warp core smelled. He gasped, the space around him, filled with the smell and the warmth of a âhumanâ body.
âAh, Mon Captaine, I do enjoy these little games we play!â Qâs voice rang out from next to him, soft but carrying, adding to the sensory overload Geordi was experiencing. He realized that he was panting, filling his nose and mouth with the smell as it overpowered him and saliva gathered in the corners of his mouth.
He should be saying something, doing something about the fact that the Q entity was next to him. Was clearly popping the Captain effortlessly about the ship. Theyâd had meetings, made action plans regarding Q encounters. But instead, he was just standing there caught in this wave of feeling.
And as such, he almost didnât notice when Q turned from his banter with the Captain to regard him.
âOh, how very interesting, Mr. Head Engineer,â Q whispered, delicately, âarenât you something Iâll have to investigate further?â
Geordi should have said something but his tongue felt heavy and clumsy, his body was hot all over and he just couldnât think through the smell and sound and dizzy array of light and stars that was Q playing human.
âQ!â The Captainâs voice shattered the moment wrenching Geordiâs focus up to the catwalk where he could see the shape of the Captain, his head warm and sharply defined with heat hotter than usual.
âHmmm, later thenâ was softly whispered into his ear, a delicate touch of lip caressed the shell of his ear before there was another set of almost inaudible pops and those bright flashes. And suddenly, Geordi was left alone in an echoingly empty room, hands shaking and achingly hard.
âOh,â he murmured, nose still of that enticing smell and wondered dreamily what it would be like to taste.
PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 ⢠dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.