Wisteria

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Hey Wisteria! I’m the one who sent you the question about the two competitive exams I was going to take over the next few months. Almost a year later, YES! I passed my exam!! I ranked really well (top 10 out of more than 1 500), and I’m starting my new job at the end of the month! Hugs!

OMG!!! I'm so happy for you. I hope that you're doing well. 🥹💗

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https://www.tumblr.com/wisteria-tarot/824525216517668864/to-everyone-who-got-personal-readings-from-me-last

I didn't get anything but I'm curious to know if you still do them, I'd love a reading if you still do personal ones

I'm not doing them right now. I'm just trying to gauge if it was satisfactory and who would be interested in me doing another one this year.

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To everyone who got personal readings from me last year who may still be reading my page. Was it accurate? How accurate was it?

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hello, could you read abut what jungkook thinks of his solo career and if he would continue releasing more music as solo. thank you

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

What does he think of his solo career?

3 of pentacles rx, 6 of cups rx, 2 of cups:

It was 100% what he needed despite the struggle that he had with his team or management. It was his way of reinventing who he is and showing what he likes. He no longer felt like that image was who he was anymore; he wanted to show that he's grown up. He enjoyed every bit of it.

Will continue to release more solo work?

6 of pentacles rx, 5 of swords rx, empress rx:

He wants to, but it's a mix of not finding the right sound yet and also not getting the approval that he needs right now. He's kind of resentful that he has to wait around and rely on others to do it.

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Myb I definitely meant Dakota Johnson lmao 😭… nepo schnepo too many sons and daughters doing exclusively IPs or biopics to keep track of.

Don't worry, I've got you. I'll edit it later. ❤️

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is fernando mendoza as religious as he appears to be? Is his public image deceptive/ is he not as innocent as he seems? tyxx

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

Is he as religious as he appears to be?

10 of pentacles, 4 of cups, 10 of swords rx:

Not really; it's more so he grew up with it, and it's the only thing he knows, and it probably does bring him some safety and hope in a sense so he just sticks with it.

Is his public image deceptive?

4 of swords, queen of swords rx, the emperor:

Not in a bad way, but it kind of is for his own protection and stability. He's all about self-preservation.

What is he like in bed?

6 of wands rx, 9 of swords rx, knight of swords rx:

He is insecure, impatient, and clumsy driven by ego and overthinking rather than genuine skill or connection.

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Can you do an energy reading for Prince Sebastian of Luxemburg? Especially his love life would be interesting 🤔

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

What is his current energy?

8 of wands rx, page of swords, 5 of wands:

There is something that he wants that the powers that be aren't allowing him to have, and it's causing a lot of tension and conflict. He's kind of stuck waiting.

Is he currently dating?

10 of swords rx, 8 of wands rx, page of swords:

He appears to be healing from past hurt, intentionally hitting the brakes on romantic pursuits, and keeping his distance, but he's still flirting and talking to people; he's just not looking for anything special.

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Why did Dakota Fanning decide to take the Marilyn Monroe role ?! When will Hollywood finally either

a.) make an autobiography of Norma Jean ( the actual person behind Marilyn Monroe ) or

b.) let her corpse rest.

ps. Shame on Kimberly for ripping up her dress with her lopsided bbl! I’ll never forgive her just the epitome of greed and attention seeking. I feel like people just keep picking over her dead bones🫩

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

Why did she decide to take the role?

10 of cups rx, 8 of pentacles, 4 of swords:

She's trying to revive or shake her career up, maybe put out something solid and career-defining at this point in her career. Also, it might be using it to get away from or express something. She's really trying to exercise her acting chops with this role.

When will Hollywood finally make an autobiography of Norma Jean?

page of cups rx, knight of wands rx, the hermit rx:

Most likely never because people don't really know her; she was never really seen. And what little people remain don't really want to come forward and talk about it. They wouldn't even know how to begin writing that story, especially the darker themes and emotions of it. Unless someone's able and brave enough to fund it out of their own pockets, we will never know more about Norma Jean.

When will they let her corpse/soul rest?

the high priestess, 8 of cups rx, ace of pentacles:

Not anytime soon; her story makes good money. She's just this great mystery that people are constantly trying to uncover and figure out or replicate.

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Can u please reading on Benny Safdie. He is one of my celeb crushes lol ! Also would love to know his take/ perspective on the fallout with his brother and the good time controversy.

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

How does he currently feel about his brother?

3 of wands rx, judgement, 10 of wands rx:

He's leaving it where it is, accepting the situation for what it is. Which is sad because he really doesn't want to feel like he's abandoning his brother but he can't keep carrying the burden of the relationship.

What are his thoughts on the Good Time controversy?

4 of wands rx, the world, knight of cups rx:

He felt like it was supposed to happen, like it really showed him the truth of the situation that he might not have wanted to believe. It also gave him a lot of courage to finally go off on his own and cut that cord, so to speak. It definitely caused a familial rift bigger than we can see.

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Hey loveee. I was wondering if maybe you could do a reading on nhl player Juraj Slafkovsky. I want to know more about his love life towards the future,and if we could know anything of his future and current relation. Like the type of Girls or boys Hes into. Thanksss

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Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

What type of partners is he into?

king of pentacles, justice, page of swords:

He likes practicality; someone who is smart has a level of wisdom to them. I don't think he would be a big fan of someone who is a bit of an airhead. Someone who is straightforward and means what they say and says what they mean.

Is he currently dating anyone?

strength rx, 9 of cups rx, the high priestess rx:

No, he feels very disconnected, maybe even dissatisfied by everything. Even himself a bit. He prefers to be alone right now.

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Are Jada and Will Smith on good terms now ?

What do Trey, willow and Jaden think about their dynamic?

Does August Alsina still think of her ?

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

Are they on good terms now?

4 of pentacles, knight of wands, king of wands rx:

I mean as good as they can be. They aren't at each other's throats all day, but I wouldn't say it's a partnership. Someone is holding on for dear life to the marriage, and I think it's him, and it may be more so out of ego and spite.

What do their children think about their dynamic?

They think it's toxic and draining. They can clearly see that they don't love each other, but they don't know why they don't just leave each other and call it a day.

Does August Alsina still think of her?

9 of wands rx, king of swords, 7 of pentacles:

He does; there was real love between them. She helped him out and gave him a lot of perspective, maybe even invested in him in some way to help him grow. It kind of gives sugar mama,

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Also i forgot to add in on the nick bosa reading, what type of women is he going to settle for? What does she look like or personality? Does he want to get marry and have kids? What does nick think of joe burrow and olivia ponton situation?

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

What type of woman is he going to settle for?

6 of swords, 7 of swords rx, knight of swords rx:

Someone who is a bit meek; they love peace. They have no problem with him being the man of the house and taking charge of everything. They have no problem being reliant on him. Wouldn't be surprised if he proposes or gets into a long-term situation with his current partner or the woman he gets with after his current partner.

Does he want to get married and have kids?

knight of swords rx, king of wands rx, the lovers rx:

No, at least not right now; he prefers his personal autonomy. He's opposed to the responsibilities that come with those things.

What does he think about the joe and olivia situation?

page of swords, 5 of pentacles rx, ace of wands rx:

He has a lot to say about their relationship. But the main thing is he knows his friend and knows when he's into something and when he's not. He doesn't see this going anywhere and thinks he's just doing this to pass the time and get his sexual needs met.

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Random reading because I'm bored: (Kim Da-hyun)

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

What is her true personality?

knight of swords rx, 5 of pentacles rx, the chariot rx:

So incredibly hard on herself, always ready to think the worst. She's just incredibly overwhelmed, constantly on survival mode and navigating her feeling of not being enough or having enough. She needs a lot of stability.

What does she like about her fame?

ace of wands rx, 5 of cups rx, knight of cups:

It provides a steady stream of love that reassures her she has overcome past painful losses, even if the actual effort to sustain the spotlight occasionally drains her energy.

What does she hate about her fame?

ace of pentacles rx, strength rx, ace of cups rx:

What she hates most is the hollow reality beneath the surface. Fame demands her strength and drains her emotionally, yet fails to give her concrete security or tangible peace.

If she knew that she would be a bigger solo star, would she leave her group?

6 of swords, 7 of swords rx, knight of swords:

She would. She would be very open about it with the group and fans and immediately rush into work, almost aggressively.

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Energy check in on Ashely Benson please? How is her marriage going ?

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

How is her energy at the moment?

knight of pentacles, 10 of pentacles, 5 of pentacles:

She's thinking about money and how to make it to take care of her family. She may or may not be pregnant and feeling left out of things or not completely ready to have another child.

How is her marriage going?

6 of pentacles rx, ace of cups rx, knight of pentacles:

Not great; it's very one-sided and empty, which feels very hollow. She feels like she has to do everything and make every single decision. They may get divorced if I'm being honest or at least separate.

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scratch my last ask about Joe Burrow. What I really want to know is: does he make his own decisions in his personal life? Does his personal life affect him on the field?

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

Does he make his own decisions in his personal life?

knight of swords rx, page of cups, page of wands:

He's like a little kid; he's more concerned about his pleasure and the things that bring him joy and that he has fun doing. But the more practical things he probably defers to his mom, most likely.

Does his personal life affect him on the field?

the world rx, strength rx, the tower:

Yes, it does; he hates having unfinished business or knowing that when he comes out of the field, he has to go back home to deal with personal stuff. He hates unwanted changes; he would rather just be left alone and not have to deal with stuff like that.

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Random reading because I'm bored: (Chou Tzu-yu)

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

What is her true personality?

10 of cups rx, 3 of wands rx, the star:

A lot of her personality comes from constantly healing both inner and outer criticism and doubts and obstacles and still being hopeful. She has had to fiercely guard herself throughout the years. Almost be her own parent.

What does she like about her fame?

the chariot, 8 of cups rx, 7 of wands rx:

It's given her so much perspective on how things are; they're never really over or done. Even if you feel like they are, they're never as bad as you think they are. You can always start over. Basically a lesson on self-mastery, it gives her the peace of mind that comes with established success, allowing her to relax and not always prove her worth and simply operate from her position of power.

What does she hate about her fame?

the devil rx, 3 of pentacles rx, the fool rx:

The lack of freedom, being lied to, and feeling like she's being taken advantage of. Feeling like she's on her own and that no one is working with her or at least not fairly working and supporting her or holding their end of bargains.

If she knew that she would be a bigger solo star, would she leave her group?

the star rx, strength rx, the tower:

No, she wouldn't even dream of it because she just doesn't believe that she could do it on her own and keep everything afloat. She would also hate everything being scrutinized at an even larger scale because it would just be her to judge.

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Is Ariana Grande aware of the way her supporters perceiving her ? How is her mental health and will she get better soon?

Disclaimer: This reading is only for entertainment. Take it with a grain of salt. These are my personal interpretations of the cards with a sprinkle of intuition. Tarot is not set in stone; it is not the end-all-be-all of someone's life.

Is she aware of how her supporters are perceiving her right now?

8 of pentacles rx, 7 of pentacles rx, 10 of cups:

She knows, and to be honest, her heart isn't in it anymore. She's tired; she's also banking on the goodwill of her fans to shield her and be a safety net for her.

How is her mental health?

6 of wands, queen of wands, 6 of cups:

She's fine mentally. She was heartbroken and going through a pretty hard time emotionally, but she's slowly healing from that. But she's having fun doing what she loves and enjoying her successes. She's actually healing a lot right now. But how much of it is real or just talk? Who knows.