Tag Yourself - Types of Witches
Green witch - the perfect rain jacket, high-maintenance plants, travels to see natural wonders, hiking boots, composting, environmental protests, lemon-scented candles, great with computers, the perfect sports bra, home remedies, knows which phase the moon is in, always has sunscreen, natural light, soft flannels with holes in the armpits or the elbows, weekends at the botanical gardens, collects rocks, eclectic tattoos, only shares nice stories and animal videos on Facebook, paint-stained fingers, ebooks, wind chimes
Swamp witch - practical jokes, claw-foot bathtub, the perfect vegetable garden, candlelight, altars to the dead, glass bottles, carries a switch blade and knows how to use it, frizzy hair, quick laughter, never sugarcoats it, sandalwood-scented candles, Twitter fights, short nails, three partners, dark lipstick, sleeps with the windows open, night mode, notes in the margins of every book, long walks, âthatâs why her hair is so big, itâs full of secretsâ
Kitchen witch - the first person you call after a bad day, moonlight, lavender-scented candles, bookshelf just for cookbooks, fresh flowers in every room, womenâs studies major, quilts, sturdy sunglasses, bright nail polish, crystals on every windowsill, herb garden, Pinterest boards, good jeans, fresh produce, family photos, nose ring, creaky floorboards, always smells good, best cup of coffee, knows the best bookstore in town, lots of partners but never talks about it
Hedge witch - secret stashes of candy, moss terrariums, a full medicine cabinet, bakes cookies constantly, oversized sweaters, one reading lamp, deleted all social media, comfortable couch for friends to sleep on, steel-toed boots, bergamot-scented candles, stacks of books everywhere, copies of goddess art on the walls, a well-worn library card, standing donations to Planned Parenthood, the perfect leggings, three cats, two dogs, and a hedgehog
Crystal witch - âwhatâs your birth date and time?â, bullet journals, eucalyptus-scented candles, will hold anyoneâs hand, bright lights, minimalism, curated Instagram, snake plants and pathos, smoking weed out of crystal pipes, color-coded books and sex toys, knitted her own pink pussy hat, best meme collection, the perfect lingerie for any occasion