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Fox. 24. Mother. Wife. Scottish. Witch.

[anxietyproblem]

[mspollutedstar-deactivated20190]

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

[artpigeons]

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

[bisexualemmettcullen]

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

[angrywerewolfwife]

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose

[i-suggest-trainsxoxoxox]

The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.

[businessfish-art]

- TRASH BLESSINGS -

A series of pieces based off of common urban fauna with the aim of reminding people of traits in them we could all do well emulating sometimes, and celebrating the ability of nature to carve out a place in any environment.

Interested in seeing these on patches or pins? Please send me a message! If there’s enough interest, I’ll look into the cost of having them made.

[REDBUBBLE COLLECTION] // [COMMISSIONS]

[witchsaidwhat-deactivated202012]

This has been a PSA from your friendly southern witch.

[dashiellqvverty]

how about “stanning” your local library

[deyamuniz]

Tapastic | Facebook | Twitter | Webtoons | Instagram

[loreandlegend]

The Honey Island Swamp monster is a legendary hominid cryptid reported to have been seen in Honey Island Swamp, Louisiana, since 1963.The creature is described as bipedal, 7 feet tall, with gray hair and yellow or red eyes, and accompanied by a disgusting smell. Footprints supposedly left by the creature have four webbed toes.

The first claimed sighting was in 1963 by Harlan Ford, a retired air traffic controller who had taken up wildlife photography. After his death in 1980, a reel of Super 8 film showing the creature was allegedly found among his belongings.

In 1974, the monster gained national fame after Ford and his friend Billy Mills claimed to have found unusual footprints in the area, as well as the body of a wild boar whose throat had been gashed. Ford continued to hunt for the creature for the next six years.

[prinnay]

Pisces + Pancakes

Cancer + Croissant

Aquarius + Orange Juice

Aries + Avocado Toast

[thewitches-lovenest]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN ...EARLY SPOOKY TIME

[brightephemera]

The current usage of “a few bad apples” bothers me.

A few bad apples spoil the barrel. If you put a rotting apple in with three dozen good ones, every adjacent apple will be rotting within days. “A few bad apples” does NOT mean “we have a good barrel but, oh well, sometimes bad things happen.” “A few bad apples” means “Our entire organism is rotting from the inside out, triggered by the actions of a few and perpetuated by the natural processing of the whole.” When you say “we had a few bad apples” your next words had BETTER be “we excised them, quickly and permanently, and checked the remaining ones to make sure they’re still good.”

This has been my rant, thank you.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH MY GOSH. I NEVER KNEW THE FULL QUOTE: 

holy oh my goodness vanilla scented MOTHERFCUKER

The actual meaning of ‘don’t let one apple spoil the bunch’ is:  “REMOVE THE FEW BAD APPLES BEFORE THEY SPOIL THE BUNCH.” 

The idiom was never meant to defend the bad apples. You absolutely can judge a barrel by its few bad apples. There is no room for bad apples. 

This is literally the opposite of what they’ve been telling us.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

See also: “A fish rots from the head”

Meaning that if an organization, business, etc. is found to be doing corrupt things, then it’s the boss’s fault. Period. To mix our idioms, here: it’s the boss’s responsibility to get rid of those rotten apples as soon as possible, and if they don’t, than the boss is condoning that behavior, and encouraging it, and spreading it faster (Also: it was the boss who decided hiring those bad apples was okay to do in the first place).

It’s not enough to throw the lowest ranking worker who happened to get caught under the bus and say you’ve solved the problem, and carry on as usual.

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

[hamfootsia-deactivated20230411]

#i’ve made fun of babies for less

[bakuraryxu]

my older relatives keep asking me why I don’t have a boyfriend and im like haha I’m too busy! The truth is it’s because werewolves aren’t real

[bratzangelina-deactivated201908]

How to have your house more like a cottage

• Have quilts instead of blankets or comforters

• Have an indoor garden or an outdoor garden to tend to

• Make jellies and baked goods and give to your neighbors

• Decorate your yard with bird baths, bird houses, gnomes, toadstool decorations, frog decorations, little benches, mailboxes, etc.

• Kindle firewood at night when it gets chilly

• Garden vegetables tend to them and have a pond with fishes in it that you can feed and take care of

• Wear flannel shirts, big flowy dresses, overalls, jeans, yellow T-shirts, and buttons

• Buy canned foods and preserves from a food pantry

• Can your own foods

• Dry your clothes on a clothing line and do your laundry in the stream

• Make pies and home cooked meals for supper

Feel free to add more!

[teawitch]

Let’s not overlook the charm of chenille blankets 

An old, well-worn sofa, loveseat or chair draped in blankets (quilts, comforters, whatever)

Throw pillows on everything. Not modern ones either. You need soft squishy ones that you really want to use. 

Rugs that have seen the passage of time. 

Shawls

Tables draped with shawls and other things with fringe

old chests in random places

teapots and teacups

trivets

okay, most of these are indoors because outdoors in currently 100 degrees and we should stay indoors until that stops. 

But part of cottage core should be that everything is well-used and well-loved, not just there for decor. So showing a little age doesn’t hurt at all. 

[oshun67]

We Exist

[mayorlink]

some bugs from animal crossing 🐝 🦋 🌿

[imhereformysciencefriends]

*slides Disney $2*

Princess and the Frog 2 where Naveen gets himself into some nonsense and Tiana has to go rescue him and Lottie will NOT be allowing her best friend in the whole world to go on an adventure without her AGAIN, not this time no sir. And the whole movie is just about the power of friendship and the love and support that exists between women with brief intermissions peppered throughout showing Naveen having the time of his life being the most obnoxious prisoner he knows how to be with full certainty that his amazing wife is on her way to save him.

[sunspotpony]

Actually this is a good plot, and I want to see this.