hiatus

nightmare dressed like a daydream indie rp / multi ship / multi verse

[witchperks-blog]

elastic heart

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another one bites the dust / oh why can't i conquer love

[witchperks-blog]

elastic heart

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another one bites the dust / oh why can't i conquer love

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elastic heart

here now whats up

[oncefated-blog]

    ❝ it’s a logical conclusion. ❞

[witchperks-blog]

                ❝ aren't you that all seeing chick. can't you just do your thing and figure out if i had sex in a gas station bathroom. ❞

[witchperks-blog]

Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."- Dimitri.

            ❝ i'm a pretty great cuddle buddy so it wasn't hard. ❞ 

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lets see do i hate myself to use dakota j/ohnson as one of jo's fcs 

[transfertragedy]

             ”ehhhhh. I don’t really feel like it. “

[witchperks-blog]

                ❝ fine. then i'm never cuddling you ever again. no more. ❞

[witchperks-blog]

the signs as bitches

capricorn: a giant bitch

sagittarus: the bitchasuras

scorpio: mama bitch

libra: dumb bitch

virgo: a real fucking bitch in the ass

leo: kind of a nasty bitch

cancer: a classy bitch

gemini: double the bitch power

taurus: thE FUCKING BADASS BITCH

aries: daddy bitch

pisces: know it all bitch

aquarius: THE GODESS OF THE BITCH KINGDOM

[nobodyofsparks-deactivated20201]

Send in kinks you think my character has.

[witchperks-blog]

I will verify, deny, or accept them.

[transfertragedy]

               ”that’s so fucked up. mon dieu, my kid hates me because i didn’t kiss the belly. pack it up, fathering failed.”

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              ❝ she does! she's been kicking non-stop because she misses her father. so, you know, do it. ❞

[oncefated-blog]

     ❝ why. were you getting fucked. ❞

[witchperks-blog]

               ❝ please, tell me, why is that any of your business. ❞ yes. yes she was.

[oncefated-blog]

   ❝ your underwear says thursday. it’s monday. ❞

[witchperks-blog]

                ❝ i lost the monday pair. i think i lost them in the bathroom of a gas station. ❞

[oncefated-blog]

  ❝ you should be more careful. ❞

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                  ❝ ---- i enjoy living my life on the edge. ❞

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               ❝ you haven't kissed my tummy in a whole day. you should do that. the baby may be born already resenting you for not loving her enough. ❞

[witchperks-blog]

♀ what's your favorite memory with jo? how do i make her smile when she's having the hardest day? what song can always seem to make her smile or cry?

              ❝ sweet baby jesus you ask a lot of questions. well, i guess my favorite memory is when she was helping me cook in the kitchen. she was the cutest little girl with her big green eyes and millions of freckles. anyway, she looked up to me with those big green eyes and said mama? i said yes my darling. she said i love you more than a dog loves a new bone. and hugged me real tight around the waist. thought i was gonna cry. as for making her smile on her bad days, that's hard. if you know joey you know she's a tough little cookie that will not believe a good word anyone says. so, you gotta go dramatic. real dramatic, i'm talkin' big expensive dinners with lavish things. she's a poor girl but at heart she loves to be spoiled rotten. just like her mama. for the song, hm, that's hard. when she was a girl, she loved all my ella fitzgerald records. would dance the whole afternoon to them. slow dance with her dad sometimes, too. try something by her. ❞

[specteraemoved-blog]

"I vibe more with howtobasic, but I’ve never really seen those either, so."

[witchperks-blog]

              ❝ howtobasic is stressful. these little japanese candies are relaxing and nice. ❞

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♀ WOULD JO AND I BE BFFS

              ❝ for sure! you've got a great spunk to ya', so does my little bird. ❞