ā Ā but officer, they were fucking with my clique. Ā ā
ā Ā if you lose yourself, i will find you. Ā ā
ā Ā true friends donāt judge each other. they judge other people. together. Ā ā
ā Ā oh, youāre my friend? name three of my albums. Ā ā
ā Ā iām sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. Ā ā
ā Ā fuck you but fuck me first. Ā ā
ā Ā youāre cute, what is your face html? Ā ā
ā Ā my life is one big ā wow, ok. ā Ā ā
ā Ā my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. Ā ā
ā Ā i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? Ā ā
ā Ā my life is a joke and iām not laughing anymore. Ā ā
ā Ā at myself, what the fuck are you doing. Ā ā
ā Ā if yahoo answers canāt solve your problem, then youāre in too deep. Ā ā
ā Ā this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, donāt be afraid. Ā ā
ā Ā how do you get a nice body without moving. Ā ā
ā Ā itās so hard when youāre in a cuddly mood and donāt have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! Ā ā
ā Ā ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? Ā ā
ā Ā you ever just ugh really hard? Ā ā
ā Ā iām a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. Ā ā
ā Ā i was confident for like two minutes one time. Ā ā
ā Ā all i think about is sex and what iām going to eat next. Ā ā
ā Ā i have my pencils and my tears ready. Ā ā
ā Ā iām that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. Ā ā
ā Ā i avoid everyone, including the people i like. Ā ā
ā Ā i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i donāt even like me. Ā ā
ā Ā gosh golly! this beat is ⦠whoo! this beat is ⦠DANDY! Ā ā
ā Ā itās hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. Ā ā
ā Ā thinking about space fucks me up. Ā ā
ā Ā my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. Ā ā
ā Ā i wish i could illegally download clothes. Ā ā
ā Ā heelys donāt have brakes because my swag donāt stop. Ā ā
ā Ā i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, iām a really sad person. Ā ā
ā Ā at least i can admit that iām a piece of shit. Ā ā
ā Ā ā iām not bitter ā i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. Ā ā
ā Ā iām fluent in talking shit. Ā ā
ā Ā itās crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. Ā ā
ā Ā why am i better than everyone? Ā ā
ā Ā sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. Ā ā
ā Ā I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DONāT CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. Ā ā
ā Ā i donāt ā dress to impress. ā i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. Ā ā
ā Ā i love learning bad things about people i donāt like. Ā ā
ā Ā i bet you thought youād seen the last of me. Ā ā
ā Ā iām just an asshole with feelings. Ā ā
ā Ā thereās a special place in hell reserved for me. itās called the throne. Ā ā
ā Ā damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i donāt give a fuck about what you have to say. Ā ā
ā Ā damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. Ā ā
ā Ā your tattoo says ā only god can judge me, ā yet here i am. Ā ā
ā Ā iām not even sassy, iām just an asshole. Ā ā
ā Ā iām not a bitch, i am the bitch. Ā ā
ā Ā i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. Ā ā
ā Ā tips on talking to me when iām pissed off: donāt. Ā ā
ā Ā my fashion sense is called ā i am cold and pissed off. ā Ā ā
ā Ā maybe ā fuck you ā will be our always. Ā ā
ā Ā i believe in hate at first sight. Ā ā
ā Ā you hate me? wow, so much in common already. Ā ā
ā Ā iām filled with hate and useless facts. Ā ā
ā Ā do you ever just wear headphones so people wonāt talk to you? Ā ā
ā Ā iād be such a good girlfriend, youāre all missing out. Ā ā
ā Ā getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. Ā ā
ā Ā thereās always gonna be that one person who you canāt get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. Ā ā
ā Ā i ship me and money. Ā ā
ā Ā have you ever met someone whoās smile looks like it could make flowers grow? Ā ā
ā Ā how do i get over someone i never dated? Ā ā
ā Ā i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. Ā ā
ā Ā if you grab my face right before you kiss me, iāll definitely fall in love with you. Ā ā
ā Ā i donāt like your clothes, take them off. Ā ā
ā Ā put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. Ā ā
ā Ā dying is taking too long. Ā ā
ā Ā being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. Ā ā
ā Ā donāt joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. Ā ā
ā Ā you canāt spell school without ā i want to stab myself. ā Ā ā
ā Ā good news, everyone: dogs. Ā ā
ā Ā if you think itās impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then youāre completely wrong. Ā ā