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he lifts his head, handsome, horned, magisterial | cara. she/they.

[witchstone]

cara // thirty // lesbian

 /ˈkɑːrə/

white, lesbian, tme and south african. i use lesbian/dyke/queer pretty interchangeably. not quite cis likes horror, birds of the southern african variety, indigenous south african plant life, fibre arts, prehistoric humans and cats. dabbles a fair bit in bruce springsteen. closest thing to a fandom these days is nbc’s hannibal and the locked tomb your local monster fucker. somewhat something of a cunt. my support of trans people and sex workers is concrete

[witchstone]

the tvl-tswift wedding flop off

[witchstone]

i know we rag on ra's al ghul about the whole kneeling naked bellowing about loosing a monster on the world cliff scene re: jason (or however it went) but i am actually on his side with this one. a person who has been brought back to life via unknown means being tossed into a lazarus pit (while he was in it too!!) is a p good reason to freak out. i do think he could still have put some pants on first

[witchstone]

polly and her ears are having patio time

[witchstone]

do they even make toasters that toast the whole slice of bread anymore or is that one of those things i'll be telling my grandchildren about while they try to shuffle me off to bed

[dirixxarsn]

on the topic of pit rage, could we just... not? jason did all those crimes and murders and saves and ploys with absolutely zero magically induced emotions. he did it for the love of the game as a grieving teenager with the instability of his very much non-magically influenced mind

[witchstone]

seeing a coat being listed as 'rare' and going for your country's minimum wage when you bought it second hand for a dirty little R100 is certainly giving me a high

[witchstone]

we need to do something about everyone on instagram who seem to genuinely believe that it is the height of unforgivable rudeness to not be attached to your phone and available 24/7

[witchstone]

just saw a good omens account on twitter ask if hannibal was anything like go and if they should watch it and all the comments are "yeeeessss bestie do itttttt 😍😍😍😍" good work everyone!!

[mooned-knights]

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

[kuttithevangu]

I need all the hyperlexic statistical outliers on tumblr to look up what’s meant by low literacy, it means like, can’t read the notice from the electric company that says they’re cutting you off. Can’t read your doctor’s instructions on how to treat yourself at home. It means “school system failed you so badly that it might kill you”, if you’re reading simple fiction for fun you are already so far out of the window of maximum concern

[witchstone]

i think the shame radiates off him in a way people find thoroughly offputting

[witchstone]

the problem with following some gay men on here is that one post will be a very insightful political observation and the next post from them will be of a built guy spreading his ass cheeks with the caption "i need his juicy puckered star 🤤"

[inanesinlovewithiwtv]

[witchstone]

oh :) okay :)

[witchstone]

interesting that "historically in community with" means "should automatically be sexually available" to some of you

[witchstone]

why do the blueberries in my blueberry lemon loaf look a bit like menstrual clots...........