“is it an original idea? no.”
“guess who’s man is out of town? it’s mine!”
“i hope my face doesn’t burn for too much longer because it’s borderline unbearable.”
“but one of us finished our college career.”
“pay me for my services!”
“thank you, i didn’t come here to fuck around!”
“i like magic and believing too.”
“i kinda want to hang out in here, once i get some raid.”
“is this a leisure suit?”
“holy shit! it’s the actual devil!”
“welcome to virgo season!”
“bitch, come close to me and i’ll tell you what your problem is.”
“i didn’t fucking feel like it.”
“i have a feeling this could be really awful or really awesome.”
“you’re gonna be so mad at me. i’m so sorry.”
“this better work or i’m gonna be really pissed and in australia.”
“i’m literally sitting on a tarp.”
“all of this is gonna be fucked.”
“my face feels gross. GROSS!”
“it feels like i just covered my hair in glue.”
“we have to break up now, sorry.”
“i don’t know if i want to be her or be on her but can i at least just look at her until i find out?”
“i look like a fuck owl?”
“everyone has different dreams, okay, and this is mine.”
“you’re telling me if you saw me out like this you wouldn’t be like ‘wow, i want to talk to her.’”
“i want to know if she’s okay.”
“i can’t really move my lip that well.”
“don’t let people on the internet fool you, this shit’s fucking easy.”
“i’m making the outside match the inside.”
“come into the kitchen, bb.”
“i have no idea what that means.”
“you look like crystal meth santa.”
“now i’m covering my third eye, so i will no longer be enlightened.”
“for a couple minutes i thought you might’ve gone britney spears.”
“yeah, i was going full britney spears.”
“i’m not going crazy, i’m just doing a thing.”
“i’m just out here trying to make myself look like a human ass hole.”
“it was cool for a minute.”
“i didn’t invent it, it’s a thing.”
“let’s bleach our sideburns.”
“whenever i see people i just have the unstoppable urge to fuck myself up in the face.”
“as far as i’m concerned, it should be just for women.”
“nothing says ‘thanks for inviting me to your school’ quite like chemical burns on the face.”
“i’m trying to black out the pain.”
“i was like ‘yeah, totally’ but then i realized i was lying because i don’t fucking feel like it.”
“i love fucking myself up.”
“life’s too short not to have really interesting hair.”
“why? i think this is a good look!”
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