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say it with me now..

thegirlfriend-experience

2018 Goals

luxuryhighendcommodity

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

miss-vickt0re

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

cookie-sheet-toboggan

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

ferrous-princess

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

languidangel

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

romxntiqe

forever that girl that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours

astrologyqueenn

what the signs will learn in 2018

aries: you’ll learn that all of your hard work is going to be worth it. all the time, effort, tears, etc. is going to turn around and be in your favor for once. without even noticing, everything will be changing and suddenly the relief of everything you’ve been working towards will be here.

taurus: you will learn to connect. you’ll learn to get out of your room that you’ve shut yourself in. you will realize that there’s a whole ocean of people who care about you, and you’ll finally let them into your life. you’ll create great friendships and relationships with people who really care.

gemini: you’ll learn that not everything is in your control, but that’s the beauty of everything. you never know what is going to happen next, so alas, you will learn to go with the flow and not worry as much as you have been.

cancer: you will learn who is really supposed to be in your life. it’s no secret that you’ve let people take advantage of you, but this year, you will learn to put your foot down and welcome in the people who have pure intentions. you won’t be so trustworthy of just anyone anymore, because you know that trust is earned.

leo: you will learn that you have to create your own happiness. you won’t depend on people for validation and reassurance as much as you used to, and it will be freeing to finally understand your own worth and love yourself.

virgo: you will learn that love comes in its own time. it cannot be forced, it cannot be begged for. you will realize that the people worth fighting for, actually will never have to be fought for and it will change your life for the better.

libra: you will learn that even when you don’t feel like it, people care about you. you might be overwhelmed a lot this year because of how many people come around and want to know how you are and how you’ve been. but, it will set your heart free knowing that these people aren’t going anywhere, and they really want to be here for you.

scorpio: you will learn the true value of the people in your life. it’s true, you’ve been hurt a lot. but you’ve really been starting to notice the people who have been around and stuck around all this time. the people that left you won’t matter as much anymore.

sagittarius: you will learn to care about yourself as you care for others. you will learn to take your big heart, and use it on yourself instead of constantly using it on others who simply don’t deserve it.

capricorn: you will learn that being lost means being found. you may have felt completely broken last year, but now, you will really start to figure yourself out. you won’t have to constantly wonder where you’re going or what you’re going to do, it doesn’t have to be so scary anymore.

aquarius: you will learn growth. you are going to grow a lot as a person this year and have lots of big changes. by the time this year ends, you won’t remember who you were at the beginning, but it will be beautiful.

pisces: you will learn to heal. all of these hurtful things that have happened to you over the years, you will learn to gracefully let them go. they won’t have such an impact on you anymore, and it will finally feel nice to move on and let yourself be free of it all.

thedragonscholar

For me at least, it sounds on point

#cancer

unboundedbydeath

I’m bi and a witch you could say I’m a

Bitch

sseaworn

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

rainbowtalks

this is funny and awful at the same time

sa2ha

i fucking love all kinds of mosses and those other tiny bitches… wild growing succulents and all… those are my girls..

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For the Witch Mommies 👩‍👧‍👦💗

Enchant their favorite blankey with sweet dreams.

Enchant their teddy (or favorite toy) with protective energy.

Stir their oatmeal clockwise to invoke good energy and bless with a happy day.

Stir soup counter clockwise to banish sickness.

While you’re at it with the oatmeal, sprinkle some cinnamon in it for its abundance in magickal properties. (And peanut butter for the yumminess factor)

Plant rose bushes near their swing set to promote protection.

Walk barefoot in the grass with them to allow them to connect with nature.

Name the neighborhood squirrels and the trees they live in to teach them that everything is connected with each other.

#witchy parenting

goth-elvhen

Local vampire reveals they are also extremely gay

elisketching

rainb0w-brite

*making tea at 3AM in my underwear*

*cat meows*

“It is too WITCHCRAFT!”

jenneferofjengaberg

The human personality encompasses a nearly infinite number of variables. There are 12 astrological signs.

astraltwelve

Yeah dude like it blows my mind! As per your suggestion, I’ll do the math! :D

There are 12 signs, and 10 planets and (ignoring the few limitations on placements) that means there are… 12^10… Good lord, that’s 61,917,364,224 different possible natal combinations.

And then when you throw in the fact that each planet could be in one of the 12 houses (again, ignoring those few limitations) that’s another 61,917,364,224 added, to make it 123,834,728,448 different natal chart possibilities.

And then each house can be in one of the twelve signs, so that’s 8,916,100,450,000 added, which brings it to 9,039,935,178,448 different natal charts possible.

And this completely neglects all the asteroids and other minor bodies, the vertex and antivertex, the nodes of the moon, the four Liliths, and lots of other things.

alstromelia-deactivated20190312

i will always reblog this

digitalastrology-deactivated202

I was waiting for this to show up on my dash again

did-you-know

A 5,000-year-old tree in Scotland is giving itself a sex change. The male Fortingall Yew has been producing pollen for as long as scientists have been studying it, but in 2015, the tree suddenly sprouted berries in a rare occurrence that means at least part of the tree is now transitioning to female. Source Source 2 Source 3

thepunksink

I support trans grandma tree

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Bigots: transgender people are unnatural!

Trans Tree: what u just say

stormwaterwitch

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

imovedimovedimovedimoved-deacti

Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

thecavenest

I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)

semicolonthefifth

It took a bit of googling magic, but I think I’ve found it.

This is “Kindled” by Laura K. Cannon, which is part of her portfolio that can be found here: http://navate.com/2wk6im1sartc92iwza7il07bxq2mk5

Is this what you were looking for? @sakyubaso

tiffanygladiator

I’m in love.

w0wls

Dont forget to take your swan ashen one

redmetalwitch

That is badass

#goddess

ham4harrypotter-blog

Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”