Witch Bitch

I want to be there when your hot black rage rips wide open.

[fxckwitch-blog]

Ah yes. Almost 4 in the morning.

[witchystrider]

not allowed...im hungry

[radiation-baby]

[witchystrider]

ugh...can my stomach stop being an asshole for five minutes?

stay tuned

[paprika]

“talk dirty to me”

[witchystrider]

            brody stole my shirt so now it’s my turn

Keep reading

[witchystrider]

throwback to when I wasn't a goddamn whale

[witchystrider]

i am too small to be this round Fuck everything

[witchystrider]

i am the epitome of Audrey 2 saying more more right after she's eaten

[fxckwitch-blog]

You just had dinner.

[witchystrider]

doesn't mean I'm not still hungry

[witchystrider]

too hot i say despite my base temperature being like ridiculously high

[witchystrider]

why haven’t i been here? im fucking fat that’s why and it’s all Brody’s fault

[fxckwitch-blog]

You are not ‘fat’.

[witchystrider]

last i checked i couldn't see my fucking feet. im hungry and i feel too hot

[witchystrider]

why haven't i been here? im fucking fat that's why and it's all Brody's fault

[witchystrider]

beatconductor:

wait thats your species not you

job? vocation? whatever

bird shark

alright no im sorry i gotta be the judge of that

gimme your best cryptozoology self

those that are not born a witch are wizards and they are hated among our kind disgusting vermin that steal from us and cut us up

i do not have a picture of myself in that form. i’m too big and haven’t gotten anyone to really take a picture of me. but if you want to meet me in person perhaps get to know me more and you can see me in all my glory

[witchystrider]

beatconductor:

okay this is reaching a level of fucked up where im not sure if i should be impressed or pity you

is that a good thing

bc it sounds pretty badass

for like a video game boss maybe

but sounds like it could be a pain to live with

it isn’t  i am a species known as witch. my true form is more akin to a bird shark thing  so yeah

[witchystrider]

beatconductor:

okay but is it a good reason

i mean my skin turns bright red if i stay too long in the sun too

same concept but i do not shed my skin and it never goes away. varying shades of red and i can vomit out lava on command 

[witchystrider]

beatconductor:

ho damn thats sick

is that a metaphorical melting or are you some kinda lizard medusa

no there is a reason my skin is bright red

[patientem-archive]

…shit babies?

[witchystrider]

yeah basically just shitty people who are shitty for all the reasons 

[witchystrider]

crowyalty:

im innocent until proven otherwise

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