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invademyinbox

send me — BOO! —

for my characters reaction to your character jump-scaring them.

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invademyinbox

send me — ONE NIGHT; NO LIGHTS —

for my character to spend a night with yours in a haunted building.

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houseplantmakesmemes

Platonic Affections Meme

Send me a ◇ for my muse to to play with your muse’s hair Send me a ♧ for our muses to cuddle Send me a ♤ for my muse to style yours, whether it be clothing, jewelry, makeup, etc is up to you Send me a ♡ for a platonic kiss between our muses Send me a □ for my muse to give yours a backrub Send me a ○ for another type of platonic affection that either the sender or receiver can specify Send me a ° for my muse to try and teach yours something they’re passionate about, a hobby perhaps Send me a ■ for my muse to read a story to yours Send me a • to share headphones with my muse Send me a ☆ to go on a mundane adventure with my muse, such as to get groceries or coffee etc Send me a ● to hold my muse’s hand Send me a ¤ for YOUR (The sender’s) muse to play with my muse’s hair Send me a ▪ to help my muse with a project, mission, something routine around the house, etc

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houseplantmakesmemes

Things I’ve said while Gaming

“If you’re gonna kill me, at least suck my dick first”

“Fuck my entire asshole”

“Oh, that’s right, just go straight on in without lube. I /appreciate/ it.”

“Man if I’m gonna get fucked a bit of foreplay would be appreciated”

“Dead. Again. Well good for me, now I’m FUCKT.”

“If you could NOT kill me, that’d be cool.”

“And fuck you. And you. Oh, and you in particular.”

“I swear to FUCK that I will find your family, drag them out in front of you, KILL THEM and then kill y–Oh, You’re dead now? Thank you.”

“Ah, yes, a trail of dead bodies. This can be nothing but good.”

“Oooh. What is tha– ABORT. ABORT. MONSTERS THAT WAY.”

“I am going to shove ten gallons of cinnamon lubricant down your throat if you don’t hurry up and fuck right on off very soon.”

“Oh. It’s a dragon. …Can I seduce the drago– Guess not. SHIT.”

“I don’t know you but I love you and we’re getting married and I’ll send you letters from my adventures and it’ll be really cool and romantic and shit.”

“Are you dead now? Good. I wanted your dress.”

“Man, fuck this place. Fuck this place in particular.”

“Why can’t I shit in that toilet. What sort of game is this.”

“Can I pee on this? No? STOP JUDGING ME IT’S AN IMPORTANT GAME MECHANIC.”

“Nope nope nope nopity NOPE”

“….Shit. You’re hot.”

“Holy fuck this game is making me gay.”

“See this map? Look at this map. I have a raging boner for this map.”

“I want you, and you, to smooch. Can you do that for me?”

“You know if things could STOP GRABBING ME that would be REAL NICE.”

“I don’t know if I want to punch him with my mouth or my fist.”

“I don’t even like kissing people and I want to tangle tongues with this fucker.”

“Holy fucking shit you’re LIMPING. Were you doing that before? Are you okay?”

“Okay but like. Couldn’t they have KISSED?”

“Yeah. Nope. Still gay. This entire roadtrip is gay.”

“Please zip up your shirt who wants engine grease on their tiddies? Seriously you’re gonna get burned.”

“Level 75 huh? …I ain’t fighting you. Looky here, there’s the road, you’re not looking at me, just gotta act casual… act casual… HAH YOU MISSED ME.”

“Can I eat this?”

“I hear wolves it can’t be the full moon ALREADY”

“God dammit dinner’s in heat”

“I chopped down seventy-nine trees and angered the Tree God now please feed me.”

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vaememes

╰◈╮PROTECTIVE SENTENCE STARTERS.

“ Where do you think you’re going? “ ” I really don’t want you hanging out with them. “ ” Where have you been all night? “ ” I think it would be a good idea to get tracking devices. “ ” I’m putting cameras up all around the house for security. “ ” Don’t leave the house with the pocket knife or mase. “ ” I think we should get some better security. “ ” I’m going to get us a dog for security purposes. “ ” You really need to find better friends. “ ” I don’t think your friends are really your friends. “ ” Okay, call me as soon as you get there. “ ” Don’t you dare text and drive! “ ” Please don’t text while you’re driving. “ ” Is that outfit really appropriate? “ ” I think we should go shopping for your new clothes. “ ” He careful when you go to walk down the steps. “ ” Always knock before going inside. “ ” You have the emergency contact list right? “ ” Are you skipping school again? You know I’m going to give you a talk. “ ” I don’t want you going anywhere with those people. “ ” You aren’t aloud out past ten, you know that. “ ” Hey, I don’t make the rules around here. “ ” You should probably stay home with us tonight. “ ” Why don’t you stay home and have some family time? “ ” You missed family game night for that? “ ” That’s the second time tonight you missed family game night? “ ” I can’t believe you’re dissing us for your fake friends. “ ” Hey, why don’t you come out and socialize with your family? “ ” Look, I’m just worried about you is all. “ ” You don’t want me to take you to school? “ ” Where are you going? I can give you a ride. “ ” You’re not allowed to go out without one of your brothers or sisters. “ ” You can go as long as your brother/sister can go too. “ ” I put double locks on all the windows in the house. “ ” I think we should move to a nicer neighborhood. “ ” I do not want you out driving at night. “ ” I dont want anyone out while the storm is coming. “ ” Remember to stay indoors when the storm comes. “ ” We need to go over our fire escape route again. “ ” You aren’t supposed to shower during storms, dear. “ ” Are you feeling okay? Want me to draw you a bath? “ ” You’re sick, just stay home today and rest. “ ” I don’t want you to be home alone. “ ” Would you like to come to work with me today? “ ” Why haven’t you answered any of my calls or texts? “ ” You do not ignore me like that again. “ ” I can’t believe I’ve been up all night worried sick! “ ” No, you could get alcohol poison. “ ” I don’t want anyone drinking in this house. “ ” What happened to all that money I gave you? “

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rpmindthinker

<--- this blog wouldn’t mind some curious anons

Ask about anything!

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Send One for my Muses Reaction

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"Worst date of my life."

"How do you feel about polyamory?"

"So... I stabbed him."

"I might have killed him."

"Wanna go on a date?"

"Alcohol is not my friend."

"Can I marry whiskey?"

"I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."

"Will you marry me?"

"I'd rather marry the cactus."

"Wanna have the sex?"

"I killed my pet rock."

"Call me Satan."

"Why are bar fights frowned upon?"

"Why study when you can drink?"

"I have the power of a thousand unicorns."

"Werewolves are hot."

"I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."

"I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."

"Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."

"I'm fluent in geek."

"Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."

"That sweater has more sex appeal than you."

"Punch me."

"Netflix and chill?"

"I'm too adorable to slap."

"Just hit me."

"I never say no to drugs."

"You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."

"I think I married the vodka."

"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."

"So many fuckboys."

"Are you a serial killer?"

"I've killed more people than I can count."

"Brainwashing is fun."

"All I want is a kitten and vodka."

"Kiss me."

"You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."

"Stop yelling at me."

"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"

"I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."

"He's only slightly dead."

"Don't judge my music."

"I don't like your pants. Take them off."

"We might have to huddle for warmth."

"Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."

"Satanism isn't all that bad."

"I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."

"Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."

"I' trying to flirt."

"I'm kinda drunk."

"____ stole my vodka."

"Call me Batman."

"Be the Batman to my Joker?"

"I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."

"I will go done with this ship."

"Makeout session?"

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roleplaymmemes

Please tell me anonymously or not why you follow me. I could use some positive messages

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foodfuck

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fullcravings

Indonesian Putu Bambu (Steamed Rice Cake in Bamboo)

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rpmemes-galore

Yandere Simulator {Sentence Starters}

“That blood… so, it was YOU!”

“I don’t care about anything else.”

“I know that this is a selfish request.”

“Please, don’t take him away from me.”

“Senpai noticed me… at the worst time.”

“I’m addicted to the way he makes me feel.”

“She has taught me a new emotion… RAGE.”

“How long has it been since I last used this thing?”

“I’ll make sure everyone knows what you’ve done!”

“Those were better times. I was so young back then.”

“What the hell’s wrong with you?! Get away from me!”

“I want to stop her. I want to hurt her. I want to kill her.”

“If I could turn back time… what would I do differently?”

“ know that I’m broken, but I don’t care. This is normal for me.”

“I tried to be a hero… and that was the worst mistake of my life.”

“Now I finally understand what it means to be human. To be alive.”

“I saw that! You disgusting pervert! That’s absolutely unacceptable!”

“She could never appreciate him the way I do. She doesn’t deserve him.”

“I pretend to be normal when I’m around other people, but on the inside, I feel nothing.”

“For the first time, I felt something. A strong desire. A longing. A yearning. A craving.”

“It would be very easy to make your death look like a suicide. Don’t ever cross me again.”

“I don’t care what I have to do. I don’t care who I have to hurt. I don’t care whose blood I have to spill.”

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thingsforrp

Send 👕 and an outfit and I’ll write an open starter with my muse wearing it

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firstbornyounicorn

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wnq-writers

To express sadness and to feel sadness are two very different things.

juansendizon

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fyp-philosophy

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Bertrand Russell

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iglovequotes

http://iglovequotes.net/

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wnq-writers

I was always rough around the edges. A little too much or too little for others. Never the right amount.

kissmylime

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