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One shots
The Now Then (rating: Teen) (2Doc)
Murdoc Niccals is finally free.
After months in Wormwood Scrubs, he expects a grand return, a hero’s welcome—only to find himself stranded, alone, and forced to crawl back to the band on his own. He seethes that 2D has moved on without him, but his perspective shifts when he finally sits down and listens to the album written without him.
Main tags: Hurt/comfort, mutual pining, toxic codependency, phase 5
*Podfic Version*
Not Him, Never Him (rating: Mature) (2Doc, Murdad)
Murdoc sees his father in him, and he's sickened.
Main tags: Alcohol abuse/alcoholism, past child abuse, angst, phase 1
Growing Pains (rating: General) (Murdad, no 2Doc)
When Noodle finally realizes she needs her first bra, there's only one person around to help-Murdoc.
Main tags: Slice of life, father/daughter relationships, phase 2
He's My Collar (rating: Explicit) (2Doc)
Murdoc is keen to take advantage of the lingering effects of Moonflower's tea, little does he know, that tea wasn't as strong as he thought it was.
Oh my how the tables turn.
Main tags: Bottom Murdoc, top 2D, over stim, Phase 7
Ego Stroke (rating: Explicit) (2Doc)
2D caught Murdoc watching himself in the mirror, just standing there, adjusting his stupid pink robes, soaking in his own reflection like it was a performance.
“You like what you see?” 2D asked, voice low, a little too smooth.
Murdoc scoffed, but didn’t look away. “Course I do. Look at me. I’m magnificent.”
2D stepped up behind him, “Yeah,” he murmured. “You are.”
Main tags: Bottom Murdoc, top 2D, hand jobs, phase 7
C'mon Out (rating: Teen) (2Doc, Lesbian Noodle)
Noodle has something important she needs to tell the boys.
Main tags: Coming out, slice of life, found family, Phase 4
Feel Good (rating: Explicit) (2Doc)
Well, they’d gone and invented a new fangled thing.
A vibrating butt plug, one that could be controlled from the comfort of your cellphone.
Main tags: Bottom Murdoc, top 2D, over stim, Phase 2
Now I Long For Yesterday (rating: General) (Murdad, no 2Doc)
Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say I said something wrong Now I long for yesterday
Main tags: Father-Daughter relationship, Hurt not comfort, Phase 3, Phase 8
The Tired Influencer: (rating: Teen) (2Doc)
Murdoc gets in a flame war, 2D just wants to sleep.
Main tags: Smoking, bickering, pillow talk, Phase 7
One Shot AUs
The Angry Green of Jealousy, The Ugly Terrifying Black of Hate (rating: Mature (for now)) (fem 2Doc)
2D is swarmed with beautiful, overlipglossed, femme fangirls...and Mudz is left fuming alone, in the rain.
Main tags: Butch/Femme, rough kissing, jealousy
Hot Shot (rating: Explicit) (fem 2Doc)
Mudz flirts with a stranger at the bar just to see 2D get jealous. As usual, 2D falls for it immediately.
Main tags: Butch/Femme, Jealousy, top Murdoc, bottom 2D
Multi chapter
The Devil & Stuart Pot (rating: Mature) (2Doc) chose to use no archive warnings, proceed at your own risk!
Murdoc Niccals is trying to be better. Therapy, meds, sobriety, stability—it’s all new, all terrifying. But the worst part? He’s pretty sure he’s in love with Stuart Pot.
Main tags: Mental health issues, idiots in love, hurt/comfort, Phase 6
Status: Completed
The Devil & Stuart Pot: Epilogue (rating: Explicit) (2Doc)
Murdoc's done the work, and everyday he fights to be better. He's in love with Stuart Pot, Stuart Pot is in love with him, and they're not afraid to tell the world anymore.
Main tags: Established relationships, slice of life, found family, top 2D, bottom Murdoc, phase 6
Status: Ongoing
Multi chapter AUs
Pink Plastic Paradise (rating: Explicit) (2Doc, cyborg AU) chose to use no archive warnings, proceed at your own risk!
Murdoc’s lost everything. But that doesn’t mean he can’t build what he wants.
A new home— pink, rotting, synthetic. A new Noodle — artificial, loyal, weaponized. And a new 2D — beautiful, obedient, and made to love him.
But things get more complicated when the real 2D is dragged to Plastic Beach--a paradise already beginning to rot.
Main tags: Top 2D, bottom Murdoc, psychological horror, phase 3
Status: Ongoing
The Devil's Songbird (rating: Explicit) (2Doc, 1920s AU) chose to use no archive warnings, proceed at your own risk!
New Orleans: 1925 Jazz. Silk. Sin. Murdoc Niccals runs The Devil’s Piano, the most infamous speakeasy in the French Quarter — and he doesn’t care for anyone. That is, until 2D walks in: a British lounge singer with a voice like smoke, legs for days, and a habit of making dangerous men fall in love.
Main tags: Bottom 2D, top Murdoc, sugar daddy/baby, toxic relationships
Status: Ongoing
Good Omens (AU)
Growing Up Ineffable (rating: Teen) (Kidfic) (Ineffable husbands)
When a demon and an angel love each other very much they consult their witch friend to look into some more... magical options.
Unconventional love calls for unconventional conception. Ten years post the Armageddon that wasn't as well as two years of marital bliss have seen a certain angel and demon wanting to take the next step in their relationship, having children of their very own. But, this is an occult and ethereal being we're talking about, so everything relating to their little bundle of joy is a tad unusual.
Main tags: Fluff, domestic fluff, good parents Aziraphale and Crowley, South downs cottage
*This was written before season 2 & 3)
Status: Completed
Don't They Know It's the End of the World? (rating: Mature) (kidfic) (Ineffable husbands) chose to use no archive warnings, proceed at your own risk!
Hello fathers whom I adore beyond reason. I resent you for making me immortal. My wife is dead. I think I'm accidently causing natural disasters.
Why did you do this all to me?
*this is written like season 2 & 3 do not exist*
Status: Uncompleted
Non Fandom OCs
Unpublished, facing the possibility of publishing, if interest is strong enough.
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