Witty Nice Oneliners

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Daily Motivational Quotations And Love Amazing Proverb

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. by Dorothy L Sayers Lord Peter Wimsey in Gaudy Night Words Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils; but present evils triumph over it. by Francois De La Rochefoucauld Sentences If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child. by Frederick Buechner Qutations Politics... have always been the systematic organization of hatreds. by Henry Brooks Adams Qutations You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. by James Thurber New Yorker Apr 29 1939 The Bear Who Let It Alone Judgement, not passion should prevail. by Epicharmus "I want to know Gods thoughts.... all the rest are just details by Albert Einstein Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice. by John Barrymore Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. by Don Hays That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown by Anon I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all. by Jules Renard Crimes of which a people is ashamed constitute its real history. The same is true of man. by Jean Genet All serious conversations gravitate towards philosophy. by Ernest Dimnet Leave no stone unturned. by Euripides Heraclidae circa 428 BC When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing. by Enrique Jardiel Poncela Favorite Wise Quotes And Great Favorite Phrase Funny Crazy Quotes Sayings

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Famous Short Proverbs And Motivational Short Saying

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength loving someone deeply gives you courage. by Lao Tzu Phrases The memories of men are too frail a thread to hang history from. by John Still One liners Dream no small dreams. They have no power to stir the souls of men. by Victor Hugo Phrases No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature. by AA Milne Messages I love my country too much to be a nationalist. by Albert Camus The more one works, the more willing one is to work. by Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? by Bible Mark 836 Mick As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll. by This Is Spinal Tap If you are a terror to many, then beware of many. by Ausonius How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake? by John Kerry Statement on Vietnam before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee April 22 1971 Be intent upon the perfection of the present day. by William Law History is a set of lies agreed upon. by Napoleon Bonaparte Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one. by Oliver Wendell Holmes The Poet at the BreakfastTable 1872 The greatest wealth is to live content with little. by Plato Ability is of little account without opportunity. by Napoleon Bonaparte Cute Long Quotes And Motivational Men Proverb witty phrases

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Inspirational Memorable Phrases And Motivational Phrase

Quotable Quotes And Love Phrase A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses Am I indecisive? Can I get back to you on that? A moment on the lips,an eternity on the hips A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular Don't kill the dream - execute it! Don't learn the tricks of the trade, learn the trade God gave us time so that everything wouldn't happen all at once Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I do not want to take chances I am on a thirty day diet.So far, I have lost 15 days If God is your co-pilot, switch seats with Him! If he was any slower, he'd be going in reverse In communism, man oppresses man. In capitalism, it's the other way around Memorable Quotations Reading the Bible without meditating on it is like trying to eat without swallowing People Saying Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted! Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise Amazing Quotes Some people take too much of vitamin I Long One Liners The greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself The quest for beauty is a quest for love To love for the sake of being loved is human; to love for the sake of loving is angelic What sunshine is to flowers...smiles are to humanity When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell her so Sweet sayings

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Nice Quotations And Wise Interesting Quotation

Possession is eleven points in the law. by Colley Cibber Messages When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go. by Carol Burnett Sayings First the grub, then the morals. by Bertolt Brecht Qutations Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. by Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Sentences A God all mercy is a God unjust. by Edward Young There is no greater sorrow Than to be mindful of the happy time In misery. by Dante Alighieri Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. by Suntzu J.P Morgan, when asked what the stock market will do, replied, by It will fluctuate Prayer is the wing wherewith the soul flies to heaven, and meditation the eye wherewith we see God. by Ambrose of Milan Football is not a contact sport, it's a collision sport - dancing is a contact sport. by Vince Lombardi All sin tends to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is what is called damnation. by Wystan Hugh Auden Love inspires, illuminates, designates and leads the way. by Mary Baker Eddy Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some of the originality. by Beatrix Potter Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer to be thought enigmas. by Marchioness Townsend For with slight efforts how should we obtain great results It is foolish even to desire it. by Euripides Inspirational Proverbs And Wise Men Saying http://curtis-clarence.tumblr.com/post/10596055679/

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Cool Proverbs And Quotable Inspirational Phrase

With love and patience, nothing is impossible. by Daisaku Ikeda Words What nature delivers to us is never stale. Because what nature creates has eternity in it. by Isaac Bashevis Singer New York Times Magazine Nov 26 1978 Qutations To pull together is to avoid being pulled apart. by Bob Allisat Messages Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane. by H P Lovecraft Quotes For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers. by Homer The Odyssey If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? by Harry Shearer Where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live. by Thomas Browne Let them have their ways, but let us never loose ours. by Rossella Camerlingo Go, and never darken my towels again. by Groucho Marx You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. by Malcolm X The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason. by Benjamin Franklin A nation that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan. by Martin Luther King Jr Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. by Pancho Villa Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. by Mark Twain It's asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well as your sense of the aesthetic. by W Somerset Maugham Great Messages And Memorable Meaningful Quote Cool Funny Sayings For T-shirts & Slogans

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Famous People Messages And Famous Message

Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half. Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. It is only to the individual that a soul is given. To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it. The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. A theory must be tempered with reality. Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident. A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. Cool Memorable One Liners And Wise One Liner You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too soon. Cool Quotable Words And Popular Quote Quotes Ability is of little account without opportunity. There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile. Popular Quotable Messages And Cute Proverb Tempt not a desperate man. We feel free when we escape -- even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire. The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night. To be able to be caught up into the world of thought -- that is being educated. The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. monday one liner

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Cool Quotable Sayings And Motivational Phrase

Men Phrases And Nice One Liner A king's castle is his home A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense Autopsy is a dying practice Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way Don't say if I could, I would.Say instead If I can, I will Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee I could drown in a frown and swim in a smile Immature love: I love you because I need you.Mature love; I need you because I love you People Phrases Refusing to have an opinion is a way of having one Wisdom Sayings Some minds are like concrete... all mixed up and permanently set Men OneLiner Success is a ladder that can not be climbed with your hands in your pockets Short Quotations The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population The quality of expectations determines the quality of our action To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose, the next best True love is not based on what you have, but it is based on who you really are When we die we leave behind us all that we have and take with us all that we are romantic birthday quotes

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Cute One Liners And Great Short Message

A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to realize that his opinion is just an opinion. Popular Sayings And Meaningful Quotable Proverb Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy. Verses which do not teach men new and moving truths do not deserve to be read. The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Wise Words And Great Amazing One Liner Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question. The next thing to saying a good thing yourself, is to quote one. Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else. Whatever games are played with us, we must play no games with ourselves. We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it. The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. You can buy education, but wisdom is a gift from God. There is always room for a man of force, and he makes room for many. We struggle with the complexities and avoid the simplicities. A truly elegant taste is generally accompanied with excellency of heart. A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts. The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day. You know how you hate to be interrupted, so why are you always doing it to me. Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get. The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. Great Phrases And Cute Favorite Proverb Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you. ridiculous oneliners

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Daily Motivational Quotes And Motivational Short Proverb

I call architecture frozen music. Quotable Famous Sayings And Nice Long Phrase The highest happiness of man ... is to have probed what is knowable and quietly to revere what is unknowable. A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them. The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it not having it, to confess your ignorance. Quotable Good Messages And Inspirational Long Quotation We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring to think so ourselves. Education is the movement from darkness to light. If I were to begin life again, I should want it as it was. I would only open my eyes a little bit more. You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them. Haste in every business brings failures. Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop. I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries. To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour. The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way. There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision. Generosity with strings is not generosity It is a deal. Favorite Good Proverbs And Popular People One Liner A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. Cute Quotes

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Love Wisdom Words And Motivational Memorable Message

The right to be heard does not autmatically include the right to be taken seriously. Cool Memorable Sayings And Good Memorable One Liner I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for your help-and God's. The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. When I am dead, I hope it is said, 'His sins were scarlet, but his books were read'. Good Wisdom Proverbs And Cute Men Word A man never tells you anything until you contradict him. The art of government is the organization of idolatry. All life is an experiment. The silence that accepts merit as the most natural thing in the world is the highest applause. Thought is the blossom language the bud action the fruit behind it. Light is the first of painters. There is no object so foul that intense light will not make it beautiful. You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. It ain't what folks know that's the problem, it's what they know that ain't so. Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner. Those who give too much attention to trifling things become generally incapable of great things. Were we faultless, we would not derive such satisfaction from remarking the faults of others. Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change. Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age. Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. To judge wisely, we must know how things appear to the unwise. Wise People Quotations And Cute Quotable Proverb Death is not the worst thing rather, when one who craves death cannot attain even that wish. Great Retirement quotes

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Cool Quotations And Cool Memorable Saying

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father. Nice Messages And Cool Wisdom Proverb Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy. Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry. Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays. Famous Phrases And Famous People Proverb In false quarrels there is no true valor. In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth as he sees it. Solutions- The first step toward a cure is to know what the disease is. The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings. The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. It is a kind of good deed to say well; and yet words are not deeds. Men have become the tools of their tools. One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake. Thinking in its lower grades, is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry. All great discoveries are made by men whose feelings run ahead of their thinking. The key to your universe is that you can choose. One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it. Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get. It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. Inspirational One Liners And Love Daily Phrase Quotes Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. Good yearbook quotes

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Famous Long Proverbs And Inspirational Favorite Quotation

Good Quotable Phrases And Meaningful Wisdom Quote Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Romantic One Liners And Coll Men Quotation The books that help you the most are those which make you think the most. Wear the old coat and buy the new book. Love Messages And Wise People Saying In judging others, folks will work overtime for no pay. Loans and debts make worry and frets. Solid men of Boston, banish long potations! Solid men of Boston, make no long orations! Spartans, stoics, heroes, saints and gods use short and positive speech. I have made this letter longer than usual, because I lack the time to make it short. QuotesThe greatest meliorator of the world is selfish, huckstering trade. Famous Messages And Cute Quotable Word QuotesGovernment in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country. Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close. The royal kingcup bold Dares not don his coat of gold. He who foresees calamities, suffers them twice over. Care is the the actualization of love assumed. -Doc Childre. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this. Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent. I had seen the great, but I had not seen the small. Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken. All genius is a conquering of chaos and mystery. You must look into people, as well as at them. Motivational Messages And Romantic People Proverb COOL Funny sayings

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Romantic Proverbs And Famous Favorite One Liner

Popular Messages And Love Long Quotation Art is the objectification of feeling and the subjectification of nature. Inspirational One Liners And People Motivational Quote Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. I have been no more than a medium, as it were. Great Sayings And Long Wise Phrase The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. Authority is never without hate. Nice One Liners And Wisdom Cute Phrase None but an author knows an author's cares, Or Fancy's fondness for the child she bears. Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. QuotesTruth exists for the wise, beauty for the feeling heart. Like feather-bed betwixt a wall And heavy brunt of cannon ball. There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning. QuotesAt the time, my grandparents told my mom, Lordy, what is Shannen doing?" Now I've calmed down. ." ...A being so gentle and so virtuous slander might wound, but could not dishonor. You cannot run with the hare and hunt with the hounds. A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver. A man may fail many times but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. A spring of love gushed from my heart, And I bless'd them unaware. Music is not written in red, white and blue. It is written in the heart's blood of the composer. How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. Fortune favors the bold, but abandons the timid. Nice Quotes And People Popular Saying Funny sayings

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Popular Quotes And People Cool Word

Popular Messages And Favorite Great Proverb To really know someone is to have loved and hated him in turn. Motivational Quotable Sayings And Cute Quote Love builds bridges where there are none. Music is love in search of a word. Popular Daily Quotes And Popular Quote Those who love deeply never grow old. Selfishness, not love, is the actuating motive of the gallant. He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself. Meaningful Memorable Messages And Cute Proverb The great refusal. I called the New World into existence to redress the balance of the Old. Nursing her wrath to keep it warm. How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly... -Proverbs 14:17a. I hate a word like pets": it sounds so much Like something with no living of its own." Gars auld claes look amaist as weel's the new. Hyt is not al golde that glareth. Slander is a poison which kills charity, both in the slanderer and the one who listens. Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant Death. The silence that accepts merit as the most natural thing in the world is the highest applause. Anon, out of the earth a fabric huge Rose, like an exhalation. Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. It is more noble by silence to avoid an injury than by argument to overcome it. Meaningful Amazing Words And Love Proverb Famous words

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Wise Amazing Sayings And Motivational Saying

Great Quotable Quotations And Good Proverb Eloquence is logic on fire Coll Quotations We are the environment Motivational Quotations There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing Popular Phrases Revolution is not a dinner party Love One Liners A learned man has always wealth in himself A good wife and health is a mans best wealth Literature is the thought of thinking Souls A field becomes exhausted by constant tillage Marriage is a mistake every man should make Montana. It s everything Colorado thinks it is For monarchs seldom sigh in vain Well done is better than well said. -Unknown If it s worth doing it s worth doing badly. Nothing happens unless first a dream Punishment is justice for the unjust Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God Angels fly because they take themselves lightly Too great haste leads us to error His hair stood upright like porcupine quills Who s to say what s right or wrong? A eulogist of past times Every man over forty is a scoundrel Coll Quotes Famous Sayings

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Favorite Wise Proverbs And Great Quotation

People Motivational Sayings And Famous One Liner I do desire we may be better strangers Inspirational Quotes The voice is nothing but beaten air. The universe is made of stories, not atoms Coll One Liners Morals of an alley cat and scruples of a snake Great Quotes Knock me over with a feather! I have a feeling this is destiny. Light is the symbol of truth When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge Ambition has no rest! Familiarity breeds contempt--and children Dare to be wrong and to dream It requires more courage to suffer than to die shooter's bounce(basketball cliche) In the busy haunts of men Are you green and growing or ripe and rotting? The smaller the head, the bigger the dream Beware the fury of a patient man Famous Messages He watch'd and wept, he pray'd and felt for all romantic love words

[witty-nice-oneliners-blog-blog]

Wisdom Cute Sayings And Nice Saying

Amazing Meaningful Quotations And Romantic Saying Unbeing dead isn't being alive Meaningful Words Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice Love Messages Happiness is acceptance Nice One Liners A proverb is one man's wit and all men's wisdom Filled with fury, rapt, inspir'd Just go on . . . and faith will soon return Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law The cruelest lies are often told in silence You can't shake hands with a clenched fist Love Proverbs A true friend walks in when the world walks out We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us Courage is grace under pressure A man is either free or he is not Grief is only the memory of widowed affections Love Words Don't be an agnostic--be something Wisdom Memorable Proverbs