HeWentToJared's

Jared.26.Generic.Britney lover.Gay.Introvert.Loner.Confused.Forever alone.Conflicted.Spontaneous.Impulse buyer.Underwear fiend.Workaholic.Too kind.

[gameraboy]

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

[ultraswam]

A real ride or die.

[crimsondragon89-deactivated2017]

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

[stability]

she’s perfect 💅🏼

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[jaidefinichon]

[cousinmarcus]

disturbing as fuck

[archivearchivearchive20]

H E Y   B R O T H E R

[beyourselfeveryoneistaken]

[beyourselfeveryoneistaken]

Gymspiration with Andy http://bit.ly/2jTzL0N

[fashionvanity]

[stability]

he has a point

[pistaccio-nat]

me: i’m tired of jumping through hoops for boys boy: hey me:

[afreeboy]

[hauntedboy]

[sorryforbeingaslutokay]

[pleatedjeans]

[boysgallery]

[y-xndere]

[end0skeletal]

This has been a baby turtle (and tortoise) post.

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Bonus:

[the-nerdy-curvy-feminist-archiv]

@0dongh

[pardonmewhileipanic]

he screm

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[heatedtabloid101]

Cristiano Ronaldo,