[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

I like men quizzes I feel like I am at a sleepover when I take them

[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

when a quiz ask me if I like dev patel or jason mamoa better I feel like this

[debisdrawing]

[cottaqecore]

source

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[emmettmccartycullen]

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

[paperfruit-deactivated20200815]

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us

[rilakkumas]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

im a wifegirl. im a male. im your every thing. im unemployed .

[teorola]

it is written in the official trial transcript that Richard had refused to stand up and take off his glasses.

+ i’m not sure about if this is completely true; i read on online that he liked the idea of hiding his eyes/where he was looking at/ and he usually slept in court behind his dark sunglasses.

[21197102258927]

[understands]

[3rd-world-elite]

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[deactivated6022607-deactivated2]

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

[thomasthetwinkengine]

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

[datesanddamian]

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

[whitewolfpharaoh-deactivated201]

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

[sortableroseanimations]

I would like and could use a small miracle

[sortableroseanimations]

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

[riverblight]

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

[acecroft]

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

[compulsive]

[destroymylife]

[lyrics-and-music]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

chasing that rat poison high....

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

im immune to it cause im not a rat

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thank you for getting me to read the funniest sentence upon earth