every day i worry all day

io. a fine-ass madness

[wizardbenedlund]

they should invent a tv show about a terrible father who really fucks up his kid

[wizardbenedlund]

well... how do we know the extremely loud buzzer is incorrect?

[juliedillon]

The full set (so far) of my king + knight illustration series 👑 ⚔

[danoriddler]

babe wake up it's WILLEM WEDNESDAY

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[8nin]

whatever lol (in tears)

[segamascott]

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[json-derulo]

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

[json-derulo]

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

[json-derulo]

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

[snapscube]

🖍️

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[henk-heijmans]

Willem Dafoe (American, 1955), 2024 - Sven Bänziger, Swiss

[danoriddler]

babe wake up it's WILLEM WEDNESDAY

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[cosmicanger]

[beargirlbare]