Late to the Party

Sideblog to Samdraws! Personal/reblog page for jokes and friend chats.

[catchymemes]

[blemgoid]

[trying to impress stranger at party] yeah my thoughts are literally influenced by a distant malevolent engine

[mousegirlheart]

give me jellybeans you fuckhead

[nirogryphon]

Visit Original Link

[ecosmowarrior]

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[oasisbreakup]

[throathole]

[throathole]

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[snailychan]

Reflecting

[snototter]

Green pond frogs (Euphlyctis hexadactylus) perch on an Asiatic water buffalo (Bubalus bubalis) in Kumana National Park, Sri Lanka

by Gary Stephenson

[omtai]

genuinely how i feel every time

[viralfrog]

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

absolutely could not live with myself if i did not share this with all of you:

[ospreyonthemoon]

The chewerrrrrrs

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[mevil]

[thebonedogs]

armadillo in a snowstorm (acrylic and oil on wood panel, 2017)