Gossip Corner
Greetings Western Ohio!
I apologize for the absence but let’s just say this area has been a bit slow as of late. Everyone’s been so busy what with their families and their careers that I just couldn’t bear the idea of writing anything hurtful.
But the truth must come out one way or another.
A few new interesting developments have come to my attention. First, there was the very sad break-up of one of the most boring couples that have come from our esteemed alumni: Hyder.
It would appear that just a few days ago 1/2 of Hyder packed up his things and flew to Florida, taking his lady with him.
Except... That lady was NOT the other 1/2 of Hyder. Ryder was spotted at the airport, hands linked with another WMHS lady.
Does this mean it’s the end of Hyder? And the beginning of Ryley? Rumor has it, that’s the case, and to add even more juice to the situation, the stork may be headed down to sunny Florida with them.
Are we sad to see Hyder go? That’s a BIG FAT NO!
In other news, we were hit by more than just metaphorical storms this last week. An old flame may have been lit last week when our most tragic lovers were seen together outside of Lima in none other than a bridal shop. How romantic is that?
Yes, folks, I’m talking none other than the famously never-could-be pair, Julie and Sam. Apparently, when the two aren’t busy working in the same place or hanging out at the same parties with the same people they are so eager to spend more time together that they go out of town to hang out.
Don’t believe me? Take a look at what all the tabloids are saying. OR take a look a below.
It turns out there was some sort of confusion--identity crisis; Julie confused herself with Amanda Baker, the actual fiance. We’re not sure about the details but it seems that the wrong girlfriend accompanied Mr. Evans to do some last-minute wedding shopping.
But let’s talk about the fact that in about three weeks, our dear Sam will be tying the knot--finally--with his beautiful girlfriend and model. Remember when he was just a high school kid? We do!
Oh how time flies! Other expected wedding for this Spring:
Jesse St. James (current show choir director) and Quinn Fabray (real estate agent), who are also expecting their first (and Quinn’s second) child.
The sweet pair has been together for only about a year or two, but they are our top pick for best alumni couple ever. Take a look back at their days here at the WMHS 2011 prom!
Their dates may have married each other but now it’s their turn to have a dream wedding.
We all know weddings never run smoothly, so it is exciting to see what happens when the time for those come. And who knows, maybe now that Ryley has gone off together, we can expect a Mrs. Lynn soon.
Until next time, Gossip Chick