Hannah The Turtle Neck

Bored and fucking stressed like literally 99.9% of my waking hours

[wokeupinafunk]

girl: *talks to me*

my gay ass: *laughs nervously, forgets half the alphabet, trips even though im sitting down*

[sapphiccore]

six months

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

[giraffodill-deactivated20180513]

[hobolunchbox]

[emplaysthesackbut-deactivated20]

[valid8urself]

This video needs to be longer

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

6 hours longer

[babyvintagee]

Tricia Helfer for VOGUE Spain, 1996

[softkylo]

you mean there are people who,,,,don’t check their notifications obsessively? there are people who don’t need constant Validation™? sorry but im gonna need some written proof signed & sealed

[outofcontextarthur]

well well well :O happy 20th anniversary!!

[movie]

[nostraights]

Hnstly those of u who hate milk are just short

[ghost--fox]

I HATE THIS BECAUSE I HATE MILK AND I AM SHORT AND HOW DARE YOU KNOW ME LIKE THIS

[loosetoon]

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[shesagoodkitty-deactivated20181]

[productofcanada]

if you don’t need Missy Peregrym doing pushups on your dash, I have no idea why you follow me

[name-a-woman]

I dunno who the fuck Missy Peregrym is, but she can do push ups on my dash all damn day

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

This is from r/shittypokestops and it’s the most cursed image I’ve ever seen

[brokebackboys]

[anditlingers]

[flyawaymax]

That’s the opposite of a problem

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

a new bed

[theygender]

Guy at the factory: are you sure this isn’t a mistake? Other worker: why would it be a mistake?