Play This On A Bridge In Soho.

Justin|♊️|19| I specialize in dad jokes I won’t fight for happiness I deserve.

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[8bott]

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

[nyamafriend]

The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me

[bitatulipa]

MUHLANEE

[equius]

[aret0maw]

@the-valiant-valkyrie

[the-valiant-valkyrie-deactivate]

@tinkering-survivor

[snapscube]

two sonics dub a scene from the incredibles

youtube version

[paingrymcicepack]

honest to god I think I found the funniest thing on this damn site 

[delgay]

my gf is an oven

[l00nyarchive]

explain

[delgay]

roasts me

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[pixiis-blog]

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

[paradox-thekid]

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

[viostormcaller]

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

[anticoffeebeans]

“Who are you?”

[soopticboop]

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

[aamitmorthos]

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

[dragonpyre]

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

[avatarpotato]

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

[patient-positivity-deactivated2]

That last one!!!

[papi-chulo-bucky]

“Hey.”

“Get the fuck out of my room.”

[spiralingfandoms]

“Hey, tata”

*deep sigh from older sister* “What?”

“Don’t what me, I was just gonna ask if you want a grilled cheese”

“…. Yes….”

[softychimseok]

*busts through door*

“WASSUP, FUCKERS?!”

*three voices scream back*

“‘SUP, CUNT?”

“jus’ wanted to say i love y’all”

“love you too”

[tygotmyback]

“Yo”

“What do you want”

[weonsinnombre-deactivated201906]

[princesstigerbelle]

That’s mean!!

[mixbagofholding]

the cycle of aggression

[babyanimalgifs]

A dream.

Follow @ups-dogs for more posts like this :)

[lifeeeofpablo]

@lifeeeofpablo​

[sobeitjay2]

This is what happens when you have children, they take over your music

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

this is so fuckin cuteeee

[afronerdism]

I just can’t get over her little “aaayy”

[trappeds0ull-deactivated2020072]

Me as a father in the future 😭😭😭

[queenstravelingdarling]

😍😍😍

[buffy-screencaps]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

I’m halfrek..

[xxziggystardust]

[dnotive]

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

[globalriseofblackpeople]

Ghanaians wants African Americans to come home .

[vikiholmesx3]

[susanoomon]

welcome to applebees! 🍎🐝

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[naiveasf]

[tastefullyoffensive]