Degenerates like you belong on a cross

Ave, my name is Wolfgang Demens, I am a Praetorain of Caesar's Legion. I like long walks on the beach and torturing degenerates.

[thestrayingstory]

SEND '✰' WITH A COMMAND AND MY MUSE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FOLLOW THROUGH.

[wolfgang-demens]

Wolfgang x Antony. SHIPPED :^)

[wolfgang-demens]

Kill/Marry/Fuck Beatrix, Lucius, Antony. :^)

Kill: Beatrix

Marry: Lucius

Fuck: Antony

[wolfgang-demens]

"Gimme gimme gimme!"

23. A costume

"I thought this might suit you, Luna. I think you would like this outfit a lot." Wolfgang said as he handed Luna the slave rags.

[wolfgang-demens]

Gimme gimme gimme!

15. An apple.

"Ave friend, I thought you might like this apple, it is nice and juicy" Wolfgang smiled, he gave Gaius the apple hoping that his friend would enjoy it.

[wolfgang-demens]

Gimme gimme gimme!

34= A new piercing.

Wolfgang makes Woopeas sit in a chair "Now...this may or may not hurt, I am not too sure, never done this before" Wolfgang laughed as he pierced Woopeas' nose.

[frommemetoyou]

Send my muse "Gimme gimme gimme!"

And I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-45 to see what my muse gives yours from the list below. All simple or fluff!

[frommemetoyou]

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[wolfgang-demens]

"Uh..hey there buddy! I thought we should agree to some sort of truce, so we don't have to worry about one of us butchering the other which is totally uncool. So are we besties now?"

Wolfgang thought about this for awhile, about 10 minutes later he finally thought of an answer "No" He smiled.

[wolfgang-demens]

Uhm...*ruffles your Hair*

Wolfgang looked a little confused "What is it Woopy? Why are you making my hair messy, again?"

[wolfgang-demens]

Caesar's Legion | Boomers | Great Khans | Primm | Kings | Dead Horses

CL: "True strength is when you have the power to destroy anyone in your way

B: "I would kill many, many "innocent" people to get the things I want"

GK: "People don't seem to think I am smart because I can't read and write but I am quite clever in battle"

P: "Woopeas, Lord Caesar and Lucius"

K: "Legate Lanius"

DH: "Yes, but there are a few times where I have...disobeyed"

[wolfgang-demens]

New California Republic

"Hmmm, I guess a group of people" 

[glowindarkghoul]

✎ ((I love your drawings btw, you don't have to do this haha hello))

[wolfgang-demens]

Do you really collect Dinkies? Me too! *pokes with favourite scarf-wearing Dinky*

Wolfgang smiled and showed Aks 15 dinky the t-rex toys "I don't know why but I just love collecting them. They look cool and interesting, I hope that after the legion wins the battle at the Dam I could take the giant one in that stupid town" Wolfgang laughed. He has not met many people who like the dinky toys.

[wolfgang-demens]

Fallout New Vegas Faction Asks

Brotherhood of Steel: What is your favorite piece of technology?

Enclave Remnants: Are you close to your family?

New California Republic: Do you stand for yourself or for a group of people?

Caesar's Legion: What is true strength?

House: How would you overthrow _____.

Yes Man: What would you liberate the world of?

Followers of the Apocalypse: Do you act out of generosity or for rewards?

The Strip: What's your guilty pleasure?

Freeside: What's the worst situation you have been in?

Boomers: How far would you go to get what you want?

Great Khans: What is something people don't see about you?

Chairmen: What kind of hobbies are you into?

Omertas: Name three people you would backstab for power.

White Glove Society: Tell 3 secrets.

Crimson Caravan: What is one thing you can never trade or give away?

Van Graffs: Do you care what others think of you? (both good and bad)

Gun Runners: What is your favorite weapon?

Happy Trails Caravan: Tell a story.

Fiends: What are you addicted to?

Jackals: What is your favorite kind of meat?

Vipers: What is something you enjoy killing?

Scorpions: Guns or blades?

Goodsprings: Tell us something about your home.

Novac: Tell us a rumor you heard of.

Jacobstown: Do you prefer the forest, mountains, desert or city?

Primm: Name 3 people you would help no matter what the situation (murder, convicted, debt...)

Bright Brotherhood: Do you have any strong beliefs or sense of religon/spirituality?

State of Utobitha: Name 3 things you will never find acceptable.

Kings: Who do you look up to for inspiration?

New Canaanites: What is something you lost before?

Powder Gangers: Tell us something you did wrong before.

Westside Milita: Pick one out of the three that you cannot live without: Food, shelter, protection.

Sorrows: Do you describe yourself as peaceful or hostile?

Dead Horses: Do you always follow whoever is in charge?

White Legs: Name three things that you cannot do to save your life.

The Think Tank: Show us that you are smart, tell us three interesting facts about anything.

Twisted Hairs: What do you miss the most?

[wolfgang-demens]

Hello, I am (Recording:) ... Filthy Degenerate! ... (Normal voice:) How are you?

Wolfgang stared at the securitron "You look different from the others I've seen" He mumbled. "Ave, filthy degenerate, I am Wolfgang Demens, a praetorian of Caesar's legion...Hmm, I am fine I think, how are you?" Asked Wolfgang. Wondering if this robot was safe to be around.

[wolfgang-demens]

If I were to pay you 1000 Caps, would you draw a Ghoul like one of your french Girls?

"Draw a ghoul?.....French girls?! Are you high?" Asked Wolfgang, looking very confused.

[wolfgang-demens]

If you were obliged...Would you use Firearms?

"No...killing people with guns is way too easy and quick, also boring. Would not be fun at all"