Girl Illness

i must be on estrogen | 21

[womandisease]

im like a girl but im kinda doomed by the narrative if youre into that sort of thing.... like im kinda being scapegoated by the United States government for large-scale societal problems that have existed for decades, if not centuries, before I was even born, if thats like, attractive to you...

oh sorry was that like... too forward? um...

oh! you want to know my intrests? well, ever since i was a small child i have been interested in basing my self worth on others perceptions and opinions of me! I also like public transportation and horomone replacement therapy if thats more your speed.

whats the best way to contact me? uhhhhhh, yeah you can just come back to this exact spot, where i will be waiting patiently for your return. if thats not possible you can just like... text me or something idk.

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WHATS NINE PLUS TEN

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cooking for my tboy friends i guess im clocked in at that build a bear workshop

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call me spinach the way im

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me and @blurghsthings on ao3 getting #whumpscared if you know what i mean

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oh.... my post just got liked by my bestie.... who was asleep.... and is now awake..... to go to work..... and i havent slept yet.......

[womandisease]

Imagine you're me. It's pushing 2:30 in the morning. Your ceiling fan is rotating at an incredible speed. Imagine that youve just gotten off a call with your dearly beloved friends with whom you played several rounds of hit Jackbox games like "Trivia Murder Party" and "Survive The Internet;" which is to say you are in rather good spirits.

Now imagine that you are looking through your instagram explore page to wind down, or, more honestly, to feed your addiction to doomscrolling.

Now, for those of you tumblrinas who have not touched instagram even with a ten foot pole, posts on there have a feature wherein, if the viewer has not muted the sound from the app, one can make music flow out of their viewers chosen listening device and into their ears unprompted, (im sure this is to minimize the amount of decisions one must make to consume content on that app, thus reducing users chances to think to escape).

Anyhow, imagine then, that as you scroll through screenshots of textposts from other apps, and gorgeous fanart of your favorite blorbos, an upload floats onto your screen using the sound of "Guns For Hands" from world famous band Twenty One Pilots and you are shot with enough middle-school-cringe induced psychic damage to write a rather longwinded post about the experience on tumblr dot com.

...

that would be like so crazy right....

[womandisease]

....anways @blurghsthings remember when we made these on Tee-K.O.

[womandisease]

Imagine you're me. It's pushing 2:30 in the morning. Your ceiling fan is rotating at an incredible speed. Imagine that youve just gotten off a call with your dearly beloved friends with whom you played several rounds of hit Jackbox games like "Trivia Murder Party" and "Survive The Internet;" which is to say you are in rather good spirits.

Now imagine that you are looking through your instagram explore page to wind down, or, more honestly, to feed your addiction to doomscrolling.

Now, for those of you tumblrinas who have not touched instagram even with a ten foot pole, posts on there have a feature wherein, if the viewer has not muted the sound from the app, one can make music flow out of their viewers chosen listening device and into their ears unprompted, (im sure this is to minimize the amount of decisions one must make to consume content on that app, thus reducing users chances to think to escape).

Anyhow, imagine then, that as you scroll through screenshots of textposts from other apps, and gorgeous fanart of your favorite blorbos, an upload floats onto your screen using the sound of "Guns For Hands" from world famous band Twenty One Pilots and you are shot with enough middle-school-cringe induced psychic damage to write a rather longwinded post about the experience on tumblr dot com.

...

that would be like so crazy right....

[womandisease]

why is there an owl hooting outside my window at 6pm on a thursday in july.... girl arent u nocturnal.....

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when the joke is so good that @blurghsthings doesn't even mention all my typos #goated

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I love wearing my big ass diving flippers to the spring bitch i feel like im in ABZÛ 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

^artist rendition of me in the spring "with my big ass diving flippers on"

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my friend just called sam reich of game changer / dropout fame, quote "eyecandy." @blurghsthings did you just not have a good father figure growing up or what?

[womandisease]

now this hoe wants to hate on me for having tags to organize my blog, how about u post something original for once and then we will see whats up #whore

[blurghsthings]

You could say... we're um, actually... airing our dirty laundry... this is a real game changer in our friendship #cunt #girlfuckyou

[womandisease]

do u even want to suck on jayce talis big sweaty naturals with me anymore....

[blurghsthings]

Didn't I say you'll go right and I'll go left? Do you value my input anymore?

[blurghsthings]

This woman puts me in the stocks day after day and throws tomato after tomato at me and still expects me to freak out with her like our ovulation cycles are insync. Now she clowns on me for calling Sam Reich eyecandy. SOLIDARITY BETWEEN QUEERS IS DEAD AND PRIDE IS OVER

[womandisease]

throwing tomatoes at you in the stocks??? so is THAT what youre into these days? you shouldve told me sooner 💞💞💞

[blurghsthings]

Sorry, can I not be a dropout and public shaming enjoyer? I like dinner and a show what can I say

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theyre trying to blackmail me... all the screenshots are AI, i am NOT #freaky

[womandisease]

my friend just called sam reich of game changer / dropout fame, quote "eyecandy." @blurghsthings did you just not have a good father figure growing up or what?

[womandisease]

now this hoe wants to hate on me for having tags to organize my blog, how about u post something original for once and then we will see whats up #whore

[blurghsthings]

You could say... we're um, actually... airing our dirty laundry... this is a real game changer in our friendship #cunt #girlfuckyou

[womandisease]

do u even want to suck on jayce talis big sweaty naturals with me anymore....

[blurghsthings]

Didn't I say you'll go right and I'll go left? Do you value my input anymore?

[blurghsthings]

This woman puts me in the stocks day after day and throws tomato after tomato at me and still expects me to freak out with her like our ovulation cycles are insync. Now she clowns on me for calling Sam Reich eyecandy. SOLIDARITY BETWEEN QUEERS IS DEAD AND PRIDE IS OVER

[womandisease]

throwing tomatoes at you in the stocks??? so is THAT what youre into these days? you shouldve told me sooner 💞💞💞

[womandisease]

my friend just called sam reich of game changer / dropout fame, quote "eyecandy." @blurghsthings did you just not have a good father figure growing up or what?

[womandisease]

now this hoe wants to hate on me for having tags to organize my blog, how about u post something original for once and then we will see whats up #whore

[blurghsthings]

You could say... we're um, actually... airing our dirty laundry... this is a real game changer in our friendship #cunt #girlfuckyou

[womandisease]

do u even want to suck on jayce talis big sweaty naturals with me anymore....

[womandisease]

my friend just called sam reich of game changer / dropout fame, quote "eyecandy." @blurghsthings did you just not have a good father figure growing up or what?

[womandisease]

now this hoe wants to hate on me for having tags to organize my blog, how about u post something original for once and then we will see whats up #whore

[womandisease]

my friend just called sam reich of game changer / dropout fame, quote "eyecandy." @blurghsthings did you just not have a good father figure growing up or what?

[womandisease]

we can argue details and differences til the cows come home but jayvik is klance for grownups