Wonderful dreams to believe

Julie // 29 // i'm bi actually // 🇳🇴 // hmu if we're mutuals and you wanna chat 🫶🏼

[dusky-sapphic]

Trans women are ALWAYS included when I’m referring to women

[sariahsue]

@sketchy-panda​

[carpisuns-archive]

[high0nlife-life0nhigh]

Concept: we are together. you are sleeping with your body wrapped around mine. it is quiet. my mind is calm. we are happy.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[jtmportland]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[tuxankhamun]

I'm sorry for doing that bank heist, your honour. It's just that, like, once you get to be around 30, it just seems to become impossible to get all your buddies together for some fun times, and sometimes you just get wrapped up in the magic of spending time with friends, and, well, one thing leads to another.

[derkartoffelkonig]

[free-my-mindd]

Let it hurt, then let it heal.

[platonic-yearning]

If you ever feel a little wave of love wash over you,,, that’s from me.

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[g1sunstreaker]

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

[cumaeansibyl]

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

[the-real-seebs]

whenever people say “it’s just a prank” about minor cruelty, remember: the people laughing hardest here are the people being pranked. you’ll notice that they aren’t hurt, or upset. they’re enjoying it. they feel loved and included.

that’s how you make a good prank.

[serenitynerd]

I keep putting this back in my queue because it means I restumble upon it and it always makes me laugh. So delightful

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[c0deinee]

I just wanna hold your stupid hand and make you laugh and kiss you a lot ok

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[angelpunkmlm]

I think ‘I adore you’ is such a wonderful phrase,, it’s so soft and loving and feels so safe and comforting

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this