Verd

I don't know what's better, gettin' paid or gettin', laid -Kanye West

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Moon River

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Can I get aN AMEN

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Fred Quote #6

I'm not gay, I have a dick

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They enjoy other peoples misery

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I'm the kids

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Sam’s Say in Things

lets just get rid of Canada, I mean they're just a bunch of go cart jockeys with hockey sticks

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Fred the bipolar bear

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Honesty Hour with Verd

The Seinfeld finale kinda sucks ass

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Wonderful Verde's, Wonderful Fact

The Seinfeld finale was viewed by 76.3 million people in 1998, meaning that at one point in human history, nearly 1.3% of the world's attention was drawn solely to Jerry Seinfeld.

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Fred Fact

Night time at the lake= good vibes and clears out the mind

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The Origin of Pinto in his words

Aright, I was on mars and then I sauced my way to Walmart as a goat and then god just went yeet and then I turned into a piggy bank and now I'm here

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Fred Quote #4

I meowed at a black guy and he barked back

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Pintism

Join the new religion based on the gospel of Pinto

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Sam's Question

Sex or Bungie Jumping

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Question 1

Would you rather be trapped in a 10′ by 10′ by 10′ with 2 emus or 5 hawks or 12 crows or 75 cardinals or 3000 hummingbirds or 1 horny big bird?

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Fred Quote #3

Oh please do it in my ass, it’ll hurt less.

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Fred Quote #2

These don’t feel like boobs, they feel like legos.

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Fred Quote #1

Geography, isn’t that the one with the sailboats?