Wonderland Incorporated

This account only exists for the bodyparts mystery game

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can I pretty please join. I'll give you a cheese

First you must confirm your identity with the three letter code we sent you in our newsletter.

We thank you for your interest in the Wonderland Corporation

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Hello! I would like to submit my resume for a possible IT job at your corporation! Why do I want to join?:

I would like to work at at a decently stable company that doesn't burn down suspiciously or gets erased in a world shattering event! This company fits the bill perfectly! I especially love the endlessly bland linolium halls and the coffeee machine that only works once every millenium.

Experience:

-Worked minimum wage at the Darkworld branch of Mcdonalds "McDarkworlds (tm)"

-worked at a several strange places that have been erased from reality itself. This is not included in my timeline; however, I still remember *everything*

-Fell down so many holes, proving I am a resilient limb.

Please contact me for your reply, thanks for your consideration.

Of course, our closest office is in Saint-Rémy-de-Provence you cannot miss it.

We thank you for your interest in the Wonderland Corporation

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Back online

Greetings valued customers, we apologise for the radio silence. You may have heard about the international blackout that happened in France and Spain a while back. Well, our headquarters at [Redacted] only recently came back online, the technician had to travel from Saint-Rémy-de-Provence by foot. Regardless, we are back and motivated to answer all your questions about the Wonderland project. All fees and deadlines during our blackout have been postponed.

We wish you a happy day from the Wonderland Corporation

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Welcome @the-algid to the Wonderland Family!

Algid has passed our interview with flying colours, and we are looking forward to the work ahead.

Despite us not requiring an HR assistant anymore, applicants are always welcome. Here at Wonderland, we greet all with open arms.

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Now hiring

Running a megacorporation requires not only intellect and willpower, but also ~~bodies~~ motivated employees.

We are looking for a new assistant PR manager. Our condolences to the family of Mr. Hare.

Contact us to become part of the project at your local Wonderland franchise.

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