roo ☁︎

────୨ৎ──── she/her | 21 i’m just here to be a silly guy be my friend pls

[wonderstrucktv]

about me ♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧

hi! i’m roo ^-^ i’m a lesbian and a dan and phil enjoyer ofc. i’ve been watching them since 2017 and i’m usually on twitter but it’s lowkey scary over there sometimes so here i am. i like never have anything all that interesting or new to say but i’m a pro reblogger. i do draw sometimes so you might see that and i write a little too but you’ll probably never see that bc rahhhh! anyways i’m just wanting to find a bit of a chiller space to delve back into my dnp brainrot, post my art, and maybe make friends :)

anywho thanks for checking out my acc i mostly lurk on here so posting on tumblr feels sooo scary lmao. also if you follow me i’ll most likely follow you back !

that’s all ! thank u for reading !

mwah!! 🤍🤍

[outofcontextdanandphil]

I'm gonna revive this blog just for a second why not

[nether-demon-warthog]

[alex-sondheimsversion]

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” “I’m trans”

Ok and I’m alive??? I’m alive??? I am so alive??? And I feed on the fear that’s behind your eyes??? And I need you to need me it’s no surprise??? I’m alive??? So alive??? I’m alive???

[wonderstrucktv]

i think maybe i’ll never know myself and maybe i’m never supposed to but i wish i could just once honestly

[latinaavenger]

The same man who ate glue is also the only one who knows how to make the mortgage payments.

[bulionzkury]

tammy thompson doesnt know about the irreversible damage she did to hawkins queer community

[obv10usly]

I think the phil squats just got a bit too dangerous…

[ahappydnp]

the thing that really kills me about dan + the lesters is that no one in that family is normal. like dan didn't find a home in the middle of a wholesome but boring hallmark family that he might have still felt a bit out of place in...ALL the lesters are weirdos. who let their son be weird too which is exactly what dan needed :((

[chompingonuggets]

Cute aggressions

[dan-is-not-ok]

“Phil, me and you have to do something REAL freaky in the kitchen window. It’s going to be all over the tabloids, but I’m going to get my kitchen back”

[hollivens]

squish

[hollivens]

phil squat! 🏋🏻

[69yaoi-lover-69]

Dan Howell and yaoi🥹🥹✌️✌️

[sunchildsatoru]

thinking of them tonight

[hiramslodge]

so truly genuinely we need to get more funding towards freaks and perverts to make weird horny movies and tv and art i would rather watch someone’s barely disguised fetish with an interesting point of view than another soulless corporate shell with boring beautiful actors and nothing to say

[dansasterology]

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend