i'm after rebellion

cel (calamity), she/they. nb trans dyke. 💀🌙

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

[konoko]

[cupidsynapse]

I hope she goes ape shitt

commissions open

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.

Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"

In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[iamoutofideas]

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

[kefka]

prog my ultimate, boy

[mcmangos]

plus my peanuts got an attitude

[frogmoss1]

i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Ah shit, up to 7 of those could be bitches

[shadegdi]

"The boys hands are so warm"

[eyes-of-nine]

ngl I don't think one has to particularly like modern art but at the same time hating on modern art is such a red flag. to me.

[eyes-of-nine]

[emeraldmew]

"Guys," I said, half-scared, half-thrilled by the meaning of my words, "I just happen to have the perfect morph."

It's time for that morph. Tobias morphing Taylor.

Rachel chose the outfit, so I was dressed to kill. And I would have looked great in rags... I was a cover girl who could give even Angelina Jolie a run for her money.

That is a lot of confidence Tobias has from this morph. And it's not like the confidence is a Taylor trait. What he finds in her instincts are "gentleness, fear, and joy. Very little cunning. Almost no hate." Nothing about the sudden confidence boost Tobias gets from morphing a girl.

The kid turned to take my order. I smiled and he almost fell over. It was crazy to have such power. I'd been on the receiving end before. I'd never been the source. Is this what Rachel experienced? Was this part of what made her so brave?

Tobias's first time being happy as a human, everyone. It flew over my head as a kid because I wasn't familiar with the idea that you could trans your gender, but on reread? Yeah. There's a reason a lot of folks have a certain headcanon about Tobias.

[emeraldmew]

Had it been like this at the Yeerk pool? Deep beneath the murderous hunger, my mind wondered. Had I overstayed the two-hour time limit so I wouldn't have to face simple facts of life? Being a boy, living with foster parents, school, Rachel, Taylor . . .

Oh nevermind it's just fully text isn't it?

[deepseasmetro]

like "cisgender man repeatedly underpays a trans woman, refuses to engage with her beyond that, and then pedojackets her spitefully in public after she had the audacity to vaguely talk about how he treated her" is probably one of the most classic internet things to happen ever. i feel like saying its "out of character" is kind of wild

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[rui-cifer]

I don't even like Uma Musume. I just hate that any time an East Asian mobile game with microtransaction gets big, so many people are suddenly gambling awareness experts when the same standards aren't applied to Overwatch or Team Fortress 2 or whatever, especially coming from a country with an unexamined gambling normalization that had nothing to do with gachagaming.

[rui-cifer]

People who have no problem referencing Halo or Overwatch without making a thousand disclaimers about how the military-industrial complex or lootboxes are evil suddenly rise up to remind everyone that lootboxes are gambling! Did you know that? Well should I be doing this every time people make Winston or Junkrat or the Blizzard Wheel of Diversity joke or whatever? Every time someone talks about MTG, should I remind them that even buying singles supports a manipulative pack-opening economy? There's an absolute double standard here on what's acceptable for getting big here when it comes to Eastern vs Western titles without someone deciding to do a moral crusade about it, and pointing this out and telling people to fix their own homes first absolutely needs to be said.

[arty-robokitty]

This would fix me

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

>I love [CRACKING] open a [COLD] one with the girls! [^_^]