The Factory is Closed

Chocolate is the only thing that matters in this godforsaken world. No, we don't offer dental. Stop asking!

[wonkatheebob]

Dear Wonkas of the World

I, Wonka Thee Bob, have decided we (@wonkaofficialofficial and @willy-wonka-official) should put aside our differences and make up. Yeah!

I invite you to come visit my factory's molten chocolate vault for the first time in 20 years. Hope to see you there! Heheh.

[mlimby]

I see! I would be delighted to join you both!

[lostcryptids]

I would be honored to attend this momentous occasion. Let's go!

[wonkatheebob]

Great! Come right inside, so much to do, so much to see!

Here is a vat of my greatest chocolate so far! Why don't you get closer, right to the edge, and take a peak? That's it, go on, don't be shy...

*PULLS LEVER*

Ooooops! Looks like you guys fell into my big vat of chocolate, with no chance for escape anytime soon... Toodles, fake Wonkaheads! Don't get any ideas about grabbing onto me now. Heheh.

[lostcryptids]

My god I..this can't be the end *Starts drowning* Please...tell the Oompa Loompas...I loved them

[mlimby]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS!

Well if we're all going out, you're coming WITH US.

Say good bye!

[wonkatheebob]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH wait wha-

DRATS!!!!!! THEN... THAT MEANS..... NO MORE WONKAS IN THE WORLD.....

Goodbye.... cruel world.... Goodbye.... Delicious chocolate...

[icarianarts]

Looks like I will have to clean this all up...

[wonkatheebob]

Checked, filtered, mogged

[wonkatheebob]

Dear Wonkas of the World

I, Wonka Thee Bob, have decided we (@wonkaofficialofficial and @willy-wonka-official) should put aside our differences and make up. Yeah!

I invite you to come visit my factory's molten chocolate vault for the first time in 20 years. Hope to see you there! Heheh.

[mlimby]

I see! I would be delighted to join you both!

[lostcryptids]

I would be honored to attend this momentous occasion. Let's go!

[wonkatheebob]

Great! Come right inside, so much to do, so much to see!

Here is a vat of my greatest chocolate so far! Why don't you get closer, right to the edge, and take a peak? That's it, go on, don't be shy...

*PULLS LEVER*

Ooooops! Looks like you guys fell into my big vat of chocolate, with no chance for escape anytime soon... Toodles, fake Wonkaheads! Don't get any ideas about grabbing onto me now. Heheh.

[lostcryptids]

My god I..this can't be the end *Starts drowning* Please...tell the Oompa Loompas...I loved them

[mlimby]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS!

Well if we're all going out, you're coming WITH US.

Say good bye!

[wonkatheebob]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH wait wha-

DRATS!!!!!! THEN... THAT MEANS..... NO MORE WONKAS IN THE WORLD.....

Goodbye.... cruel world.... Goodbye.... Delicious chocolate...

[wonkatheebob]

Dear Wonkas of the World

I, Wonka Thee Bob, have decided we (@wonkaofficialofficial and @willy-wonka-official) should put aside our differences and make up. Yeah!

I invite you to come visit my factory's molten chocolate vault for the first time in 20 years. Hope to see you there! Heheh.

[mlimby]

I see! I would be delighted to join you both!

[lostcryptids]

I would be honored to attend this momentous occasion. Let's go!

[wonkatheebob]

Great! Come right inside, so much to do, so much to see!

Here is a vat of my greatest chocolate so far! Why don't you get closer, right to the edge, and take a peak? That's it, go on, don't be shy...

*PULLS LEVER*

Ooooops! Looks like you guys fell into my big vat of chocolate, with no chance for escape anytime soon... Toodles, fake Wonkaheads! Don't get any ideas about grabbing onto me now. Heheh.

[wonkatheebob]

Dear Wonkas of the World

I, Wonka Thee Bob, have decided we (@wonkaofficialofficial and @willy-wonka-official) should put aside our differences and make up. Yeah!

I invite you to come visit my factory's molten chocolate vault for the first time in 20 years. Hope to see you there! Heheh.

[oompaloompa5703]

chocolate and sweet yummy candies

[lostcryptids]

@wonkatheebob

[wonkatheebob]

[wonkatheebob]

You look like that guy, what’s his name. Bronco buccaroo or whatever. Idk he has a bobcut and it slays

If I have to see this no-good Italian fig cookie-flavored fool one more time I'm sending my Oompa Loompas out to take care of his knock-off bob once and for all!

[purrtyhatemachine]

[wonkatheebob]

mr thee bob are you really a pervert

[miketeaveeofficial]

tired of all thsi chocalate

[wonkatheebob]

This is how you look and sound when you hate on my life's work

[wonkatheebob]

Be honest

Would you have bought me a gumball as a kid?

[mlimby]

I’d spend my last silver sovereign if you looked sad enough!

[wonkatheebob]

[miketeaveeofficial]

would shoot the both of you stupid freaks quite honestly i dont think the world is a better place with you two gawking ghouls in it. i think it is far worse.

[wonkatheebob]

[wonkatheebob]

Thank you for your hard work as always Doris @oompaloompa35, here is an extra large cocoa bean as your bonus!

[icarianarts]

Exciting.

[lostcryptids]

Doris, since you're so loyal to me you get TWO extra large cocoa beans!

[icarianarts]

Alright.

[mlimby]

What if I gave you three cocoa beans Doris.

[wonkatheebob]

You fellas sure drive a hard bargain for my most trusted employee!

I'll give you ALL of these cocoa beans Doris!

[lostcryptids]

Another horrible little child here for your judging!

Will you save her? Or let her fall into the filthy trash of the Wonka factory! This greedy little girl's fate is in your hands dear followers.

P.S. She made boxes fall on my dear Oompa Loompas. So keep that in mind while voting.

Veruca Salt!

Spare her!

To the incinerator!

Voting ended onApr 2, 2024

[scoes]

I want you to kill this child wile e. wonka

[lostcryptids]

Well... oh dear! I would never kill anyone, but the furnace sure will do that job well!

[scoes]

I need you to kill this child with your hands wile

[lostcryptids]

Dear me you are a violent one. Too messy for me!

[wonkatheebob]

Hey, a bad nut is a bad nut. Into the garbage chute she goes!

[mlimby]

I’m not so keen on continuing an acquaintanceship with Mr. Wonka Thee Bob. I have talked to my wonderful Wonka factory partners and we think it’s wise to cut him off, perhaps like pruning a sour cacao pod. He gives the Wonka brand a bad name and bad energy.

[wonkatheebob]

MUMBLER! We've got ANOTHER mumbler on our hands!

Sorry little man, but if you keep talking nonsense like that I might need to throw you into the taffy puller and work some sense into you!

Now be a good little misfit Wonka wannabe and run along.

[wonkatheebob]

Some stuff I found lying around heheh LOL eat up!

[lostcryptids]

Um. A crime against chocolate if you ask me!

[mlimby]

Oh. I think I’m about to be sick.

[wonkatheebob]

Well I never said that YOU copycats could have a single bite so if I were you I'd step away from my delicious candy.

[wonkatheebob]

Thank you for your hard work as always Doris @oompaloompa35, here is an extra large cocoa bean as your bonus!