more hashbrowns

direct me towards the middle aged female protagonists

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

why is donkey kong not a donkey

[kitbaxter]

[insomniac-arrest]

Tumblr banned porn almost a year ago and in it’s wake has arisen the “tender, longing, aching” text post genre that you see today

the jerk-off market is low, but the emotionally horny market is high and as vaguely impotent as ever

[ruinedchildhood]

[sunshine-tattoo]

she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

[hummingirls]

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

[flagellant]

“Po from Kung Fu Panda is a himbo,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5rd row stands: Jack Black himself

[lilaccatholic]

5rd

[the-tumblest-jacob-deactivated2]

we all know Jack Black is not limited by our simple universe

[sara-withoutanh]

today on "hozier liked":

[vergak]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

maybe a soda lol who knows!

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

[valtsv]

bed bath and behind you

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

bed bath and beware

[machetelanding]

[gay-elena]

why is mainstream media so afraid of saying bisexual it’s literally so so aggrevating just fucking say it bro JUST SAY IT

[ruinedchildhood]

[caraya]

[bigtittydgemini]

mood

[bobbymoynihans]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

[gringoslur]

when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident

[mijuoh]

These deaths were made to look natural. Almost.. accidental.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[larvitarr]