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For @opal-earrings by @wonkystank for the @friendly-neighborhood-exchange Rating: General Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark

Summary: After Peter is outed as Tony Stark's biological son, only one reporter is invited into their home for an interview. This is the article written.

#the friendly neighborhood exchange #no I'm not off my hiatus #this is more of a favor #aanyway enjoy!

wonkystank

(08/05/20) gonna be off for a week or so! partly as a social media detox but also for some other assorted reasons. don't worry about me, I'm doing well and my home life is perfectly safe and whatever. byee!

wonkystank

(11/07/20) hey, it's been awhile! I'm still going to be offline for the foreseeable future, but I just figured I'd let everyone know that I'm happy, healthy, and alive. peace, evan

(08/05/20) gonna be off for a week or so! partly as a social media detox but also for some other assorted reasons. don't worry about me, I'm doing well and my home life is perfectly safe and whatever. byee!

markgatiss

laralaralara

#how much the entire cast of mamma mia loves mamma mia is the best part of mamma mia

ladyandtheghost

It’s like the opposite of Twilight

rhymewithrachel

welcome to the team

thelatestkate

Please do not bother arguing with him, he just puts the charm on harder. Shop, Patreon, Books, Mailing List *•. ✧˖°`

thegoldenavenger

what the fuck even are chairs

thirstinart

One year without you.

solarmorrigan

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

loveharuokumura

Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didn’t get the point across

hookedonafeeeling

That’s because lord of the flies isn’t representative of humanity it’s representative of rich white male shitheads

savespider-man

Shuri: Here is my wall of inspirational women.

Peter: Is that a picture of you?

Shuri: I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

in-a-cave-with

this is so funny . tony’s in the same number of movies as steve but he has over 3 times as many lines

tinynebula

tony will not shut the fuck up and we love to see it

ironmess

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

tinynebula

i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.

iwantcupcakes

MIRA–

Y SU FAVORITO–

theironman

robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.