We’ll Win, But Not Everyone Will Get Out.

Marvel Cinematic Universe. Mostly Spider-Man tbh. Drabble/short fic requests open.

[putanotherex]

Bet he wishes he didn’t fight so hard for gun rights now, huh?

[putanotherex]

[savespider-man]

[savespider-man]

my love language is memes

[savespider-man]

Peter: Can you just hold your hand there for a second, Mr. Stark? I’m just gonna take a quick—[falls asleep against Tony’s hand]

Tony: Peter, I can’t—I gotta—I cant hold my hand here.

Rhodey: You’re spoiling him, Tony.

Tony: You’re right. I’m gonna let go. I’m gonna let go.

Tony: I can’t do it.

Peter: Huh?

Tony: Nothing. Go back to sleep.

Peter: Okay.

[savespider-man]

Sam: Someone keeps eating my yogurt!

Bucky, eating yogurt: [gasps]

Sam: Ugh!

Bucky: What kind of yogurt?

Sam: I was saving that for after my run, Bucky!

Bucky: Oh my God. I guess I was saving it for during your run then.

Sam: Ugh. You’re like a big, dirty raccoon, Bucky.

[savespider-man]

Peter: How much are tickets?

Ned: $75.

Peter: Cool.

Peter: Hey can I borrow some money?

Ned: Yeah, how much?

Peter: $75.

[savespider-man]

Tony: Peter!

Peter: Mr. Stark! You’re back! Did you just let yourself in?

Tony, sleep deprived and jet-lagged: I have been knocking on your door since the beginning of time! Although now that I’m standing here it’s entirely possible that I didn’t knock at all; I suppose we’ll never know will we?

[savespider-man]

Peter: Mr. Stark, have you ever been in love?

Tony, looking at Pepper: I—I guess. I mean I technically am.

[savespider-man]

Peter: Every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

Tony: Why?

Peter: I didn’t think March 31st existed.

Tony: Today is March 31st.

[auhaven]

[Old] Hollywood AU

[Character A] and [Character B] are actors starring in a movie together, and they hate each other.  Despite their initial mutual distaste, [Character A] and [Character B] find themselves in a passionate affair with a very clear end date: the wrap party.

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[savespider-man]

Tony: Do you want more coffee?

Peter: What if it was called sneezy instead of coffee?

Tony: Now I don’t wanna give you any more.

[auhaven]

Teen Wolf AU

[Character B] brings [Character A] into the woods to find the missing half of a dead body. [Character A] finds the body and a secret world hidden within the fabric of society.

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[savespider-man]

Tony, frustrated: Did you do this on purpose?

Peter: No, I was being negligent.

[savespider-man]

Steve: You bought a taco?

Sam: Uh-huh.

Steve: From the truck that hit Bucky?

Sam: Well, me starving’s not gonna help him!

[savespider-man]

i forgot i changed my own url

[savespider-man]

Peter, handing out keycards: Okay, this one will get you into all of the perimeter doors, this one will get you into the R & D Department, and this one’s for Mr. Stark’s office.

Ned: You didn’t steal these, did you?

Peter: No. I cloned them using the RFID emulator.

Ned: Isn’t that worse than stealing?

Peter:...It’s smarter.

[savespider-man]

Listen I understand y’all want starker gone and I understand why. But actual children are suffering and if you think a few fandom blogs are the reason tumblr is purging and off the App Store I don’t know how to explain the words ‘Child Porn Ring’ to you.

[savespider-man]

Okay but this is pretty much the exact opposite of what I was saying. Yes starker is gross. Yes adults writing porn about fictional underage characters is gross. But it’s not illegal. And it shouldn’t be.

Because if you ban writing about those pedophilic power dynamics as a fetish, you pretty much ban writing about them entirely. That’s censorship. And if you can’t write about these things, you cannot use fiction to discuss them in any form, whether it’s healing from your own trauma or showing minors signs to recognize or condemning the ‘relationships’ or just plain out writing fetishistic porn.

Those fandom blogs will get reinstated unless they were involved in hurting real children. It’s inevitable. For Americans, it’s the first amendment.

Censorship hurts everyone, and this is not about that. This purge is about real children being exploited. Not cartoon kids or even live action fictional children not actually being put into sexually exploitative situations. Please stop trivialize the meaning of this by comparing the two.