Kate's Fancy Nancy Drew Blog

Nancy Nerd. I own and have played every game. This is a side blog I made because of my not-so-secret obesssion.

[whalesharksmile]

ummmmmm so this whole time i thought moira was this lonely, heartbroken woman, who would just stare at a picture of either her and kate, or maybe even her late husband or maybe even a group picture of all of them, a snapshot of when times were good and the world was a better place. 

TURNS OUT ITS AN IPAD.

[hotchkiss-and-tell]

“Moira has an iPad?!! Now that Moira’s got her lizard claws on a new iPad, she’s gonna be insufferable.”

Now I just envision she has this neighborhood rivalry in Bearsden with Gayle Waters-Waters.

Maybe that’s who kidnapped Moira early in the game. Gayle held her daughter’s SAT tutor hostage for months so I wouldn’t put it past her.

[karenplaysnancydrew]

nancy: do you remember anything about savannah woodham?

miwako: yeah. i remember she asked too many insensitive questions. i was happy when she LEFT

me: 

[littleplaidskirt]

What is everyone’s most memorable or favorite food from a Nancy Drew game?

Mine is that wrinkly ass burger and milk combo from CAR- not because I like it, but because its repulses me so much that I can never forget it.     

[littleplaidskirt]

why

[alie-out]

This is so much worse than I remember. Wrinkle burger aside, why are half the fries just laying in the ketchup? Why’d they put the milk in a little goblet? Why’s the side salad just lettuce and maybe tomatoes?? This hotel must be run by the ass who owns Icicle Creek Lodge and she’s making the lady filling in for the operator fill in for the cook, too.

[detectivecatsuitdrew]

More contributions to the DED gray meme. I think this is my favorite Clue Crew meme tbh. 

Credit for the png of Gray goes to @papenniesandbentoboxes

[nedhardy]

I’m 30.

[ghostdoggosofmoonlake]

You’ve heard of

Now get ready for

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

DEAR GOD

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

[hotchkiss-and-tell]

Could I just add:

[hurricanesonny]

[hotchkiss-and-tell]

No. Behold the fourth horseman:

[professorhotchkissesta]

The circle is complete 🔥 🔥 🔥

[its-locked-nancy]

And this is their master

[professorhotchkissesta]

wiiiiiiiitch

[detectivedrewshouldgetaclue]

No. No it would not.

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

I don’t even know what to say anymore.

[nancythedrew]

when you get all the optional cutscenes in CUR in the same playthrough

[eel-means-business]

CALL THE COPS somebody is reading BOOKS in a LIBRARY

[nancythedrew]

[nancythedrew]

(source on being funded by an outside investor, paragraph 31. I’m only speculating that the games could never turn a profit on their own but that’s kind of the implication)

[thebeastofblackmoor]

what you say: otterbox

what you mean: 

what i hear:

[transmission-from-rosedew-island]

when ur buddy comes over and ur excited to see them

[punchylarueplaysnancydrew]

it’s nd fans awating the arrival of the next game

[nancythedrew]

can u spot the difference??? i cannot

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

this kid tells you to give him your phone what do you do

[small-funny]

[thebeastofblackmoor]

[watch-the-sleuth-conquer]

The Bitter Truth about Ketchup

so Katie asked me for a sandwich in exchange for her headlamp, as she always does every time you play this game

i’m not a chef, okay. idk wtf to put on a sandwich so i decide to just put one ingredient on the bread. my ingredient of choice, you ask? ketchup, because everyone loves ketchup. it’s good with fries so it must be good with bread. let’s see how much she loves it!

alright i’m pretty positive that Katie’s just being a little bitch because while the sandwich might’ve tasted gross, i HIGHLY doubt she got friggen food poisoning. i decide to make the same ketchup sandwich for myself to prove a point…

well fuck