the comeback kid

Alexander K. Wood (noun): a Gryffindor Alum & English Nat'l reserve keeper, with a penchant for muggle video games & chips. See also: Wet Nundu.

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abbyjbones:

Just a gin and tonic.

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“I’ve got a lime, if you want some?”

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andiwood:

“Figuratively, yeah.”

“Should I be worried?”

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jamesnotserious:

“Yeah, yeah.”

“How am I supposed to do mayonnaise?”

“You could owl Canada.”

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jamesnotserious:

I can’t take all the credit.

“Can I call dibbs on mustard?”

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andiwood:

You didn’t think you could get away with a clean face on Halloween, did you? You’ve gotta sell it.

“Sell it?”

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andiwood:

Wait ‘til you see what I have planned for yours.

“Say what?”

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jamesnotserious:

Ketchup and mayonnaise.

“That’s beautiful, mate.”

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jamesnotserious:

Nah, dude, we’ll just couple costume. Easy as cake.

What if we went as ketchup and mustard?

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andiwood:

Good thing you caught me before I did my makeup.

Yeah, I was real concerned about your makeup.

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lilylittlestpotter:

Oh, shut up. Step up your game, Wood. 

Step up my game?

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lilylittlestpotter:

“We’ll see about that,” Lily declared before kicking her broom off the ground. 

Nice form. Look at that finesse. 

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andiwood:

It’s like she knows. I’m gonna need all I can get before this party.

I think it’s fettuccini. 

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jamesnotserious:

What isn’t?

Gah, I need a costume.

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jamesnotserious:

 So. Halloween.

What’s happening?

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abbyjbones:

I wonder how that happened.

Not a clue.

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sofiaa-sanchez:

“that’s a lot of pressure–”

“ice cream if i fail miserably?” 

Ice cream either way.

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Hey. Mum’s got pasta for dinner.

@andiwood