Woody

There’s a sneke in my boooot

[woody-1000]

“I don’t care who sees me naked, I do care who sees me cry”

Jed Marshall (Night Manager)

[nessa007]

Appreciation post for Holt’s amazing t-shirts

[fanonical]

harry: i hate ambiguous morality

harry: can't i go back to accidentally crumbling definitely bad people into dust because i loved the shit out of that

[fanonical]

au where wormtail escapes from sirius and remus, but instead of finding voldy he goes to france and lives in a rat colony. a few months later through a wacky series of mishaps he ends up helping a dude be a better chef by living in his hat

[woody-1000]

Lmbfao

[woody-1000]

Me: I’m a badass bitch

Also me: *feels bad for not using all the mugs in my cupboard equal amounts in case one feels left out*

[studentlifeproblems]

[niggazinmoscow]

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

[woody-1000]

Tryna slide in those dms like

[stevansrogers]

[woody-1000]

He munch the foot

[woody-1000]

He is secretly a floof

[woody-1000]

Meet Murphy, the most ridiculously dumb cat of all time 😂😂❤️❤️

[i-am-a-fish]

remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today

[woody-1000]

Too true